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Hi All! This post is to apologise to you all for my lack of ..
🕑 Added 2020-10-11 20:57:44 +0000 UTC Hi All! This post is to apologise to you all for my lack of posting, messaging, general activity or even suggesting I might just be alive this week.......I’ve spent most of the week confined to my bed with a horrible flu-like illness. I mainly laid around on the sofa and in bed, dying and watching re-runs of ER on E4!
Today was my first proper venture out. I took the dog for a walk in the local woods and inadvertently stopped to look and call for him underneath a hornets nest. Long story short, I managed to get a hornet tangled in my hair, so I was stung repeatedly on the scalp and on my arm......... for those that aren’t in the know, a single hornet sting is a pain like no other............ many hornet stings don’t bear thinking about.
I stoically continued with the walk as the dog needed it and then just had time to squeeze a load of lemon juice onto my head at home (The acid is said to neutralise the sting. Reader...............it doesn’t). Before I had to rush off to some work I had booked this afternoon......... so I was in agony, with suspiciously sticky looking hair.........😳 Anyway, the upshot is, this week can only be better! I will catch up with messages and hopefully post something to make us all smile shortly. Hope your weekend was more relaxing than mine!
