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The very first day I caught up with Luke W, we sat down in t..
🕑 Added 2024-05-13 14:32:56 +0000 UTC The very first day I caught up with Luke W, we sat down in the quiet back corner of a McDonalds, and he told me “I wanna start Onlyfans”. I asked him what sort of content he imagined doing. He blushed a little bit, looked around and said “dude I’ve got the fattest ass. I know you’re gonna wanna photograph it.” Well, any of you who followed me over the golden years of our shooting will know he was telling the truth 🫣🍑 in fact he had been working his ass at gym so much, that it got fat enough to start tearing massive rips in his tradie shorts on the job. He was telling me how much this annoyed him, because he preferred not to wear undies on the worksite to keep the ball-sweat under control. But once his work buddies could basically see his full balls and asshole whenever he bent over to pick something up, he reckoned it was time to buy some new shorts 🤣 Still, he decided to keep them for his first shoot that week. I laughed when he showed me, because I said they looked like something you’d see at a tradie knock-off-time cumdump. He was unfamiliar with the concept, so I explained it. He was like “oh so they just lie there and take it, like this?” And slid up the ripped shorts with his boots in the air to spread his sweaty ass. I was like… don’t move. We’re getting that shot 😵💫🫣
