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Storytime: There is just something about @whoisseaton that i..
🕑 Added 2023-12-03 11:03:21 +0000 UTC Storytime: There is just something about @whoisseaton that is magic. Every time I revisit an old hard drive with his images on it, I just find more and more gems to unearth. It frustrates me so much that even images that are covered I don’t feel I can post on Instagram anymore, they have become so strict. But I guess that works well for you guys here, now you get spoiled to all the stuff of Seaton and other boys, that I had in the back burner fussing over Instagram. Now I’m just gonna post it here 😈💦 Surely though, many of you are wondering where he is and what has happened to him. I’ve had a few messages actually expressing concern for him, especially since that fake Twitter profile misled a lot of people into thinking that he was finally making a comeback. So I wanted to share with y’all. Rest assured, he is fine 🥰 I have his number and Facebook and we periodically chat back and forth. But we had a deeper convo the other day when I brought the fake Twitter to his attention. I’ll start maybe by shedding some light on how I understand his mindset to help you grasp why I think he vanishes. When I said on insta that few men have ever held a grip on the collective Aussie gay psyche quite like Seaton Reid, I meant every word of that. Straight boys come and go, but Seaton has an enduring renowned that stretches back over a decade to the golden era of tumblr, when he and Jethro Wallace were in the heyday of their schoolies and tradie apprentice era. All those original videos of Seaton dancing naked at parties, playing with his cock in front of his mates, making out with Jethro, and the classic videos pi$$ing in his own mouth sparked what you could near call a cult following; one that has weathered countless social media hiatuses and lives even still, through the adoration of all his filthy exploits where they survive in dark corners of Twitter, telegram and that diabolical forum which shall not be named. Of course, the initial rise of his fame comes from him sheerly being one of the sexiest men Australia has ever produced, because he is a walking amalgamation of gay fetishes. His features; that enormous beautiful cock, his juicy nipples, his thicc, rugby-player ass and thighs, his pits, and all else besides, have sparked an adoration in our community that even the longest of absences would be hard pressed to extinguish. And I think that is half of his absence: trying to reach the standard which we have encouraged him (perhaps through his misunderstanding of why we like him) to hold and maintain. A little while ago, Seaton tore his meniscus and MCL. Because of this, his recovery was quite a task, meaning that he lost muscle mass and gained weight. He told me that he is “a fat blob of shit” and the heaviest he’s ever been. While I’m sure that simply means what he would call a dad bod, and it’s hard to imagine how any extra beef added to that already juicy bubble butt and big titties could in any way detract from his roguish, masc tradie charm… I think he has lost a lot of the confidence he had in sharing his body in the way he (and we) are used to. Not in any way that undermines his mental health majorly, but he assumes there would be no point in his returning without his normal lean-bulked physique. But I think that mentality comes from, I would argue, that he fundamentally does not understand why he is so popular in the first place. Yes he is hot. But why boys like Seaton survive the test of time is because they have character, he is the embodiment of every archetype of the masculine-Australian-gay-awakening type fantasy most of us his age can think of, he is the hot tradie who came to work on your house, he is the hot older brother of your friend, he is the big beefy boy on the high school rugby team. He is the vessel through which we vicariously live out all the emerging fantasies of our gay infancy. And all that is tied together by the pièce de résistance of the Seaton Reid enigma, that cocky, playful, unabashedly horny, I-don’t-give-a-fuck personality that makes him so irresistible. Gay obsessions are awakened by looks but sustained by something more nuanced. Straight men who find onlyfans fame usually miss this fact, because they have never had to hide or psychoanalyse their attraction in ways that create deeper feelings than surface aesthetics, nor are they as free to explore fetish or live in subcultures. It’s Seaton’s mannerisms, his Aussie larrikin colloquialisms, the way he practically worships his own cock because he knows it’s good (and he knows, that we know, that he knows that it’s good), which is why he is who he is. But straight boys will always reduce their value in this space to their ‘conditioning’ physically. Even when a body fat percentage change of 5-10% does nothing to affect why most of us would happily goon to him, it can be debilitating to how he feels, in the face of the overwhelming chorus of adulation we have placed at his feet. And because he doesn’t understand why he like him, he doesn’t really understand the gravity of it. To him onlyfans was just something he did. He didn’t particularly care about it, but that comes from all angles. He didn’t give a fuck about maintaining it but he didn’t give a fuck about the consequences of having one either. For Seaton, all he had ever known was unending online desperation for his nudity. Plus he knew, clearly rightly, that this was a well that would never run dry. He loves to show off, but feels no obligation to do so on a schedule either. And that’s why he always disappears whenever he has a girlfriend. Some misplaced heteronormative pressure to respect the ‘misso’, which comes not from his own chivalry, but capitulating to their insecurities. Or at least that’s what I have gathered. I mean, it is no small thing to be dating THE Seaton Reid. And if you knew half of what I knew about how uninhibited he is, how hungry he gets to blow a load, how he’s fucked his way up and down the coast, you too, as his partner, would probably feel the need to temper the best of his online behaviours. (He’s given me so many anecdotes about this, if anyone remembers on my old insta when he was shirtless at the restaurant doing that giant hamburger challenge, he told me then that he is self conscious about how fast he cums from time to time, because his biggest turn on is hearing a girl moan and whimper and struggle with his cock, and because it is so large, that happens so often that he almost always loses control and just nuts in them and so just has had to become a man of multiple rounds to satisfy his own ego lol) With all that being said, he has taken this time offline to pivot direction. He is currently studying a cert 4 in youth work, putting his new spare time and energy into working with disadvantaged youth. He’s told me that many of them have had crazy upbringings, and he finds it super rewarding to create a safe place for them and have a positive impact in their lives. And I think he is absolutely perfect for this. Because his cheekiness and playfulness comes, at its core, from that he is a big softie. And I think this gentleness balanced with his ocker energy, makes him the ideal rock for them to relate to and lean on. We didn’t much discuss where that will lead in the future but for now I’m glad he is doing something he loves. I asked him if he plans to return to onlyfans at some point, or at least if he would like to shoot again, and he has said yes on both counts, he’s just waiting for the time to be right. Seaton and I have had many chats about social media across the years, most of them me berating him for not taking full advantage of his situation. We often have long drives so he will take the time to get my insight on the consumer perspective and what he could be doing. Whenever he worked a trade his mindset was always just to do enough onlyfans so that he didn’t have to go to work 💀 the thing is, that he is probably uniquely positioned to be Australia’s top onlyfans earner if he really truly approached it like a business. The market here is small which is why myself and many other OF gays travel overseas regularly for collabs to access the networks of people who actually treat the space like a creative business (and not just a way to monetise their Twitter alt from time to time after they find a few twinks at under 30’s night at wet on Wellington). But the few that are big here are big because they are iconic, and will always have followers when they return. Cooper Black is another boy like this. There is just something about a blue collar beefy Queensland boy which captures the gay imagination. It used to frustrate me deeply, explaining to him what he could do and the success he could have. But I realised slowly over time that he exact reason his stuff is always so good, is because he does it entirely on his own terms. Seaton approaching it like a job would be like putting a beautiful bird in a cage and watching it wither without being able to fly. Too often we see straight boys become insufferable as they try gimmick after gimmick to stay relevant on onlyfans when they chain themselves to it. While some boys are out there posting ten seconds of themselves walking with a dildo in their pants, Seaton is just stripping off after a run and blowing a load over his abs, simply because he just doesn’t care to expand and monetise that, he’s just horny and wants to be worshipped. He’ll do it when and if he feels like it. And he’ll never bother to hire someone to write his captions or messages or anything like that because he’s just doing what he’s always done, bask in the glow of hunger for his cock, then going to have a beer with his mates. So he will be back. Hopefully sooner rather than later. But please if you do see an Instagram or Twitter account and you are suspicious, come ask me, and I’ll let you know if it’s legit.
