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One Piece: As Heavy as a Gale #142
🕑 Added 2025-09-25 10:44:21 +0000 UTCThe first thing Gale felt was sand. Cold, wet, gritty sand clinging to his face like an unwanted lover.
He groaned, cracked one eye open, and was greeted with… white. Just endless white.
At first, he thought he’d gone blind—maybe the sea finally claimed his eyesight out of spite—but after blinking a few times he realized it was fog. A thick, suffocating wall of it that wrapped around him so tight he could barely see his own hand.
“...Great. Either I’m dead, or I’ve landed on an island where the weather is trying to gaslight me,” Gale muttered, rubbing his temple.
The sound of waves crashing against the shore told him the obvious: he’d been washed up on a beach. But how?
He forced himself to think back, piecing together the fragments in his head like a half-burnt jigsaw puzzle.
The storm. The monster wave. Risa getting launched overboard like a human cannonball. Him jumping after her, sword flashing, waves splitting. He remembered catching her, flinging her back toward the ship… and then—
Something. Something huge, hitting him from below, the impact strong enough to knock his lungs empty.
He tried to push the memory further, but it was like pressing on a bruise. The harder he forced it, the fuzzier it got.
“Figures…” he sighed. “Guess unconscious-me decided it wasn’t worth remembering. Thanks, brain.”
Shaking his head, Gale staggered upright, brushing sand from his arms. His clothes clung damply to him, salt stiff in the fabric. His rapier was still at his side—thank the heavens for his sword-belt—but everything else? Gone. No sloop, no supplies, no Risa.
“Alright,” he muttered to himself. “Step one: figure out where the hell I am. Step two: find food, water, maybe a bed. Step three: if Risa’s alive, pray she’s not telling everyone I drowned while crying.”
He took a step forward—then froze.
The fog thickened, swallowing him whole until the world beyond his fingertips was nothing but a vague blur. And then it came.
Knock.
A loud, hollow bang echoed in the distance, sharp enough to slice through the mist.
Knock. Knock.
It came again. Slow. Deliberate. Like someone hammering wood—or a coffin lid, his mind unhelpfully supplied.
He stiffened, scanning the white void, until he finally spotted them: vague silhouettes moving in the distance, framed by a dim light behind the fog. They hunched and bent in unison, hammering away at something that looked like a wreck.
The rhythmic pounding carried over the shore, unnatural in the stillness.
Gale squinted. “...That’s either people fixing a boat, or ghosts auditioning for a horror play. Either way, fantastic.”
He exhaled, rolling his shoulders, then started toward them.
“Alright, mystery fog people. Either you’ve got answers—or you’re gonna kill me. Both options are more productive than standing around here talking to myself.”
And with that, he stepped into the mist, his hand brushing the hilt of his rapier just in case.
As Gale trudged closer, his boots sank into the wet sand with each step. He cupped his hands around his mouth and called out, “Hey! Hellooo! Lost idiot here! A little help would be great!”
His voice carried across the fog, loud enough to spook a seagull if there were any seagulls. He made sure to announce himself properly. The last thing he needed was some nervous fisherman mistaking him for a ghost and clocking him in the head with a hammer.
But the figures didn’t so much as flinch. They just kept hammering, heads bowed, movements steady and mechanical.
Gale slowed, scratching the back of his head. “...Okay, rude. Either I’m invisible, or you guys really hate small talk.” He frowned, then muttered, “Or maybe I’m the ghost.”
The thought lingered long enough that he pinched his arm. Hard.
“Ouch!” He winced, rubbing the sore spot. “Nope. Not dead. Not dreaming either. Great, so I’m alive and still getting ignored. That’s even worse.”
Still, he pressed on, though his nerves buzzed the closer he got.
Something wasn’t right.
The hammering… it never grew louder. Not once. It was the same hollow thunk-thunk-thunk no matter how many steps he took. By now, he should’ve been deaf from the noise, but it sounded exactly the same as when he first heard it.
“That’s… not creepy at all,” he muttered, forcing his feet to keep moving.
Finally, the fog parted just enough for him to see one of the men clearly—or at least, kind of clearly.
A broad-shouldered figure walked past, a thick log balanced on his shoulder as he made his way toward the wreck. Even this close, Gale couldn’t make out his face.
It was like the fog clung to his features deliberately, hiding every detail.
Gale, ever the optimist, decided to ignore the alarm bells. He raised his hand in greeting. “Excuse me, mister! You wouldn’t happen to know where ‘here’ is, would you?”
The man didn’t so much as look at him. He just marched on, steady as a metronome, and brushed past Gale like he wasn’t even there.
Gale blinked after him, his hand still hanging mid-wave. Then he scowled. “...Alright. Rude. But you look busy, so fine. I’ll just… talk to someone less allergic to manners.”
He sighed, dropping his arm, and turned his eyes back toward the rest of the silhouettes. All of them hammered and worked in silence, their shapes blurry, their rhythm unbroken.
“This is officially getting weird,” Gale muttered, scanning the fog for anyone who looked less busy. Preferably someone not in danger of braining him with a hammer.
After pacing circles in the fog and muttering curses about people with no customer service skills, Gale’s eyes finally landed on something promising.
A man sat on a rock, back straight, head held high, a ridiculous tricorne hat perched on his skull, feather sticking out like he was a walking parody of “important pirate guy.” Even better, he wasn’t hammering away like the others. Just lounging there while everyone else did the heavy lifting.
Gale grinned. 'Finally. Someone in charge. Or at least someone lazy enough to talk to me instead of playing carpenter in a horror movie fog.'
He walked right up to the figure, planting his boots firmly in the sand. “Excuse me, could you spare a few moments—” He trailed off, giving the man time to respond.
Nothing.
Not a twitch. Not a blink. Not even a lazy grunt.
Gale frowned. “...Hello? You with us, or are you doing that thing where you ignore people until they go away? ‘Cause I’m great at not going away.”
Still nothing.
Gale leaned in, waved a hand directly in front of the man’s shadowy face. “Ring any bells? Two arms, two legs, world-class wit? No? Nothing?”
His left eye twitched. “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.”
Frustration bubbling, Gale reached out, grabbed the man’s shoulder—and immediately jumped back like he’d been burned.
Because the “man” didn’t stumble, didn’t grunt, didn’t react at all. He just… dissolved. The whole body unraveled into a wisp of smoke and drifted away, only to curl back together and reform into the exact same pose. Hat, feather, pompous silence—like nothing happened.
Sword half-drawn, Gale muttered, “Yeah, okay. Nope. This island is officially cursed. Ten out of ten, would not recommend.”
He scanned the rest of the ghostly labor force. Their hammers still thudded in perfect rhythm, not a single beat off. None of them even glanced up, not even when one of their own puffed away like a cigar.
Gale’s scowl deepened. He bent down, grabbed a pebble from the ground, weighed it in his palm. “Alright, you spooky bastards. Let’s test this theory.”
He hurled the stone at one of the hammering silhouettes. It flew true—smacked the figure square in the shoulder.
Just like the hat-man, the worker’s body unraveled instantly into mist, the hammer clattering through the air for a split second before it too turned to smoke. Then, as if nothing happened, the fog reassembled the man and hammer in the same position, swinging away like a broken wind-up toy.
Gale’s lip curled. “...Great. So not only am I talking to fog puppets, but they’re apparently indestructible fog puppets. And here I was worried today would be boring.” He rubbed his temple, glaring into the mist. “If a creepy little girl shows up singing nursery rhymes, I’m setting this whole island on fire.”
Still, curiosity gnawed at him. If he couldn’t get an answer by yelling at smoke statues, maybe Haki would do the trick.
Gale exhaled slowly and flared his Observation Haki. The world around him should’ve lit up in a web of presences—faint life-threads of fish in the surf, seabirds overhead, the occasional crab skittering in the sand.
But the “workers”?
Nothing.
Not even a flicker.
His eye twitched. Great. They’re not alive, they’re not dead, they’re just… fog cosplay. Figures.
Out loud, he muttered, “Weird. Even by One Piece standards. And this is the same world where a guy can turn into a giraffe and call it a career.”
He sighed and shoved his hands into his pockets, turning away. “Yeah, nope. Staying here is a waste of time. I’ll take my chances with the creepy fog forest instead of ghost-construction worker hell.”
But the moment he started walking, the rhythm of hammering stopped.
Gale froze mid-step, glancing back over his shoulder.
The figures had shifted. The workers laid their hammers aside, sitting on logs and barrels like they were calling it a day. Meanwhile, the tricorne-hat man was no longer lounging.
He stood tall near the wreck, and another figure had joined him.
Their voices carried strangely through the mist, hollow but distinct.
“Damn storm,” the man with the hat grumbled. “It smashed us like twigs… almost like it had a will of its own, like it wanted to drag us here.”
The second figure, broader in the shoulders, scoffed. “You’re overthinking again. Storm’s a storm. We patch the ship, get it floating, and sail out. Nothing more.”
Then—like someone hit rewind—the scene snapped back.
The same hammering. The same men lifting logs. The same hat-wearer staring grimly at the wreck.
Gale just rubbed his face with both hands. “Yeah. Okay. Definitely cursed. Definitely not my problem.”
He shook his head and finally trudged off into the fog, muttering, “If I end up in some kind of ghost story, I’m suing Oda.”
The fog swallowed him up.
And the moment he was gone, the scene shifted again.
New shapes clawed their way out of the mist—figures hunched and wrong, with glowing eyes that pierced the white haze. They surged toward the shipwreck crew like a pack of starving wolves.
The screams came next. Wet, tearing screams. Fog-shadows with claws ripped into the sailors, cutting them down where they stood. Blood spattered the sand, pooling black in the dim light—before fading into mist, like the crew themselves.
The hammering didn’t return. Only the echo of dying cries that looped, over and over, as if the island itself demanded the memory be played on repeat.
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