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My Teenage Romance Comedy Can't Be This Perverted! Chapter 99
🕑 Added 2025-01-16 18:17:32 +0000 UTCBeta read by Paragon of Awesomeness and Shigiya
WARNING: A lot of lemon (Damn, it's been a while. My writing of such scenes is a bit rusty but I had Shigiya's help with his other works to write the chapter.)
Next update is An Archer's Promise followed by Broly.
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--Underworld-
The day came to an end in a far more chaotic way than I would have preferred. A troublesome situation that surpassed any aftermath my disappearance would have caused had I just left. A human who built quite a bit of reputation lately is now suddenly gone before a match?
Certainly, enough of a reason to have everyone start mocking him and then immediately dismiss my existence despite every past action. It was comical for entities who held powers able to make certain human mages froth from the mouth and lifespans that theoretically spanned for eternity given so far — not a single one of them died of actual natural causes like old age.
Despite all of this, they were more similar to humans in their mentality from what I gathered. Perhaps backward even in some scenarios, especially when it came to old traditions and their innate acceptance of raw power ruling all aspects. It is an obvious observation now that I thought about it, perhaps a part of me hoped that longevity would grant them a form of wisdom different from humanity… guess I was wrong.
Regardless, I knew something was bound to happen—my instincts had been screaming about it all day—but I never expected it to spiral into such a mess.
Unrelated to matters concerning the Devils or even the Khaos Brigade.
Rather somehow getting in trouble with the Norse Pantheon and a Valkyrie on top of that!
I'd much rather be dealing with whatever Sirzechs had planned even if that was already a major headache, but the aftermath of the rating game against the Vassago member was a whole other level of absurdity.
The match itself had gone more smoothly than I’d initially feared, though in hindsight, garnering more unneeded attention, it made sense.
To be blunt, my team was strong.
Too strong actually.
That sounded arrogant, sure, but it was still the plain truth. After all, we had a former SS-class stray Devil who was once one of the most wanted, wielding the destructive art of Senjutsu with unparalleled skill.
A former muscle head exorcist who carried one of the most legendary and unbreakable swords, a Fallen Angel who had been empowered by a shard from the Holy Grail, and another fallen angel who—while lacking impressive combat prowess—could still hold out her own against the average devil.
A secretary more than anything else really, I still wanted to understand why this woman was so willing to participate in such battles in the first place. Maybe her trust in me turned out to be very high, a terrible thing really… my track record on trying to not die has not been good this year and Death was getting frustrated with my constant Shonen bullshit from coming out of it alive. At this point, I was pretty sure some death god out there has a personal vendetta against me, considering how often I show up uninvited in their home.
Turning me into a recurring uninvited guest who would crash there for a few days.
One star, if that’s the case.
Hopefully, this was just me rambling. Getting far too distracted for my own good.
But no amount of preparation could have prepared me for this.
Out of everything I had considered—the strategies, the aftermath, the possible consequences—getting tangled in a massive misunderstanding with a Valkyrie and, worse, receiving the blessing of Odin himself hadn’t even crossed my mind.
‘Sleeping with a Valkyrie… for some reason that feels like an omen of death.’ I knew little about them other than surface-level knowledge with some tidbits learned through my studies in magic and Azazel’s past ramblings. Despite several similarities, many aspects of this world's overall mythology differed from what I read in my world.
As I walked back to my quarters, I could still feel the weight of several gazes—suspicious, judgmental, and worst of all, amused. The way the others looked at me, it was as if they were unsurprised of this sort of situation. It was perfectly natural for me to wind up in a scenario involving divine figures and complicated entanglements.
How ridiculous.
How unfair.
I was no playboy!
Slapping me with the label of a Playboy on me? I’d rather relive my cringiest, most embarrassing moments of chuunibyou repeatedly for the rest of my life!
“...”
Actually, maybe not. On second thought, that part of my life had haunted me enough already—spanning worlds and decades like some cosmic joke. It was strange how the shadow of that era still lingered, almost thirty years later. Perhaps I should ask Odin to hypnotize me and erase it from my memory. Then again, that carried its own risks. What if I reverted to the person I used to be? The shame and humiliation of reliving that transformation were too much to bear.
Kiba smiling like his usual self and Issei cursing my very existence did not help!
‘Why am I the one being targeted? You two literally possessed all the requirements to be the perfect harem protagonists who can't go a single day without being chased down by a new girl or slapped by a tsundere. Why am I the one being treated as one of you!? It has only been Akeno and Rias!’
Why did I choose to not shout that out loud? Mostly due to laziness, the heavy eyelids from the little sleep I got recently made that act feel too energy-intensive.
And I doubted anyone would take my words seriously. No different to shouting at a deaf crowd.
Wait. Focus. I was getting distracted again.
"Are you going to keep ignoring me all night?"
The voice cut through my thoughts, and I sighed, shoving my hands into my pockets as I stepped onto the balcony of my room. She was already there, waiting—her silhouette framed against the stark glow of the artificial moon. Her glossy black hair cascaded down her back like liquid obsidian, catching the pale light and reflecting it in shimmering streaks that danced as the wind teased the strands.
Her gaze met mine, sharp and unreadable, as she turned slightly, her profile now accentuated by the ethereal silver light. For someone who, just like Rias, constantly wore school uniforms or her priestess garbs in certain conditions — a nearly see-through dress just stood on another level.
"You always keep people waiting," she finally said, her voice low and concerningly calm, yet carrying a weight that struck me harder than her words ever could.
"It has barely been five minutes," I replied, unable to stop myself from having a smile tugging at the corner of my mouth. “Also I am pretty sure I saw you back there before leaving the main room. Teleportation magic most likely, If your goal was to create a dramatic entrance then you did so perfectly.”
Her lips curved ever so slightly, but the smile didn’t quite reach her eyes. "It didn't seem to work, you look unimpressed," she said, sounding genuinely disappointed. Unfortunately, this woman used similar tactics for years so I was not falling for it.
“Just because I don't show much of a change in my expression, that does not mean that I am not impressed. Though I do find it to be a bit unneeded.” I forced a casual expression onto my face, leaning against the railing. "I didn’t get the chance to say this before, but congratulations. You performed wonderfully in the match—everyone did."
Reading people has always been a skill of mine, something I’d honed even more since arriving in this world. Words could be misleading, but body language rarely lies. And right now, her stiff posture, the subtle tension in her shoulders, and the way she fiddled with the strands of her hair told me all I needed to know.
Given Rias behaved in a similar way, I wondered why she decided to leave me and Akeno alone. Something told me these two had a prior conversation here.
"Why, thank you," she replied, her voice light and cheerful—too cheerful. "I’m glad to hear you enjoyed the Rating Game. I was almost wondering if you were even paying attention or if you were just too busy flirting with the tipsy Valkyrie."
The words were spoken with a playful lilt, but her body betrayed her true feelings. She didn’t meet my gaze, keeping her eyes fixed on the fake moon above us. The way her lips twitched ever so slightly, the way her grip on the trinket tightened—it all pointed to something simmering beneath the surface.
I exhaled heavily, seeing no point in dancing around the issue. "Look, I only ran into her at the party - which you saw yourself. She was drunk in the hallway, and I got her somewhere safe. Would you rather I left her there for some opportunistic Devil to find? We both know there are plenty who'd jump at the chance to add 'turned a Valkyrie into a Devil' to their resume."
"Nobody would be that stupid with Odin around," she countered, though her tone suggested that even she didn’t believe that.
"Really? Because I can think of at least three Devils who'd risk it just for the bragging rights. Some people think more with what's in their pants than what's in their head. Being careful costs nothing and saves a lot of headaches later."
Her voice spread within the room, having an almost soothing sensation to it. “You're becoming more and more paranoid lately in my opinion, Hachi-kun. Also, you did wonderfully during the Rating Game.”
I shrugged and she continued, "The Vassago may not be one of the most prominent clans among the 72 Pillars, but they’ve certainly built a formidable reputation. Their younger members have been making waves in recent years, nothing like the commotion made by Seekvaria or even Sairaorg — but still eye-catching enough for someone like Ajuka to notice.”
"Enough of this," I said, pinching the bridge of my nose. "Look, you've known me long enough to know I don't dance around things or lie. So let me be crystal clear here - there is absolutely nothing going on between me and the Valkyrie. Zero. Nothing. I helped a drunk woman to safety, and somehow that snowballed into... whatever this mess is. That's it. No secret romance, no midnight rendezvous - just me trying to be a decent person and getting caught in yet another ridiculous misunderstanding."
I said it quickly, hoping to avoid further misunderstandings—or worse, getting Biri-Biri by my SM girlfriend in mid-conversation. So I continued to explain every little detail from last night, seeing her expression turn from intrigue to pure amusement.
To my pleasant surprise -and health- she didn’t lash out. Instead, she began to chuckle softly, the sound growing until it blossomed into full-blown laughter.
"Seriously?" she said between breaths, wiping a tear from the corner of her eye. "You’re so hopeless. You can’t even avoid getting involved in the most ridiculous situations with most women, can you?"
I frowned, unsure whether to feel relieved or insulted. "I’m being serious here—"
"I know, I know," she interrupted, a genuine smile breaking through the tension. "And that’s exactly why it’s so funny. You’re too honest for your own good. Don’t worry—I believe you."
Her words carried a warmth that caught me off guard, and for a moment, the tension between us seemed to dissipate.
"Thanks," I said softly, leaning back against the railing. Both of us went quiet and looked upwards at the sky, something dawned on me at that moment. “I can't help but think about when was the last time we had a moment like this together.”
Rather than giving me a reply, Akeno walked closer with her hands wrapping around my arm and using my shoulder as a pillow for her head. “There was the Kokabiel attack, your time with Rias, club activities, Khaos Brigade, and us preparing for this event. Both of us were pretty busy, I don't blame you.”
It was not like we did not even speak with one another, Akeno practically remained by my side when I was focusing on my club and helping Aika and Asia. Rather, it just being… us and no one else around, that had become a rare luxury. “I'm surprised Rias is not knocking at the door, what did you do?”
She once again gave me an innocent smile. “What do you mean by that?”
“Don't play coy with me, I know the redheads and how possessive she can get with me. The girl would have noticed your absence and rushed here within seconds, for her to not do that… It has your hands all over it.” I said with my eyes slightly squinted, my suspicions growing by the second. “You didn't knock her out, did you?”
“Me? Knock Buchou out? I would never~!” I resisted the urge to roll my eyes, part of me worried that— “She is just… tied up with school work.”
My worries were definitely not unfounded!
“Don't give me that look~! She's enjoying it.” I could already picture it in my head, worst of all, I could not deny her words! Rias, while not as big of a pervert as her Queen, could find herself enjoying that kind of treatment. “Besides, Koneko-chan will find her sooner or later and free her. She's completely fine.”
“Hah… now I feel sorry for Koneko for having to clean up your messes.”
“Fufufu, you would be surprised with how unbothered she can be with such things. Have you seen some of her clientele?”
I had, unfortunately. It baffled me that out of everyone in her group, she was the one who attracted the most extreme kind of people. The memory of a grown middle-aged man cosplaying as a baby wanting to be carried and mothered by Koneko still haunted my dreams. “Somehow you get the rich single customers who only want a foot massage or getting zapped at best?”
“Hey, you make it sound like my foot massages are not the best!” She exclaimed, giving me a stern glare which made her look more cute than menacing. ”Who was the one who always pleaded for a back massage after every run in the past?”
I raised my hands to admit defeat, she had a point, and her skills were truly divine. “Perhaps in the future, you can open up a successful massage parlor. I bet it will only take a few months for it to become a global success.”
I said it jokingly, yet Akeno had a pensive stare. “That might not actually be a bad idea. I can always just be a shrine priestess, but having a massage parlor as well should be doable.” I was taken by surprise by how genuinely interested she sounded in that idea. Before I could say anything, my lips were sealed by hers with a gentle kiss. Lasting for several seconds and making my thoughts shift direction for a brief moment.
We separated after a few seconds of bliss and she whispered into my ear, “If I were to do that, would you be by my side and help me out with the customers?”
For a moment there, I do not know what to say. This question was not just a simple one made out of curiosity. There was something else hidden between the lines, a curiosity about what would happen in the far future after we were done with our studies. “Perhaps. Rias would be more interested in continuing her studies most likely, I don't have any particular plans other than finding an office job to pass the time.”
“That’s…”
“Boring?” I completed her words, knowing full well how my goals sounded in the first place. “That's the point, living a quiet life has become a luxury for me. I'm not even sure at what point I'll be done dealing with all these matters relating to the supernatural world or if I can ever get away with it in the end.”
“Do you regret it?”
There was some concern in her voice, so just to reassure her, I gave her another kiss. Feeling her slightly squirm within my embrace as my hands slowly circled around her waist. Keeping my eyes open to see her face up close becoming vibrant red. Funny to see someone who was usually bold and quite forward be rendered so defenseless this easily.
A glass cannon.
"I don't regret it. Back then, even though I kept going on about wanting to be alone, I would've gotten dragged into this mess one way or another. Besides, how could I ignore a certain baby koala who wouldn't leave me alone?" Just to tease her a bit, I squeezed her cheeks playfully, making her pout, making her look even more adorable. "As for the parlor - sure, I'll help out. Though I should warn you, my hands aren't exactly made for-mmph!"
She cut me off, pressing her lips against mine before I could finish. Her fingers gripped my shirt as she pulled me closer, her tongue sliding between my lips before I could even process what was happening.
"Haaa..."
"Mnn..."
The sound of her breathing grew heavy as our mouths opened wider, and we both let our tongues explore each other's mouths. I could feel her tongue slide over my teeth, and her lips brushing against my gums. I could taste the flavor of the strawberry she must have snacked on earlier, and her warm saliva coated the inside of my mouth. The faint scent of sweat and shampoo came from her hair, and I found myself getting lost in the sensations.
It was hard to imagine that this woman just came out of a hard-fought Rating Game.
After a few moments, her lips separated from mine, leaving a thin trail of saliva. She took a step back, her eyes staring into mine with an intensity that made my heart race. Her hands still gripping my shirt with a sly smile slowly making its way onto her face.
“Hah… Since… hah, you've agreed, let me practice on you a bit more~” With great strength, she pulled me back into the room, I doubted she was even conscious of how much force she was using. Enough to lift a normal person in the air if not careful, yet I just found it endearing, for it showed how she was so eager she was barely able to control herself at the moment.
And, honestly, I wanted to see just how far she would go.
“…”
My mind had definitely become far too corrupted because of her. Oh well, I embraced this side of myself the moment I agreed to be in a relationship with two succubi pretending to be Devils.
“Woah!” With a single push, I found myself on the bed, looking in front to find Akeno crawling over with her clothes already loosened enough for me to see her full cleavage with her nipples peeking through. Even a monk wouldn't be able to keep their vows with such a sight, even though this not being my first time I couldn't help but feel goosebumps spread across my skin. “E-Easy there, hehe… Are you giving me a massage or planning to eat me?”
Dammit! The stutter just came out of nowhere.
Akeno grinned, “It's your fault for being yourself, now… relax and enjoy yourself.” With a snap of her fingers, the clothes on me whisked away as if burned by an invisible fire.
In an instant, I found myself sprawled naked on the bed, with a ravenous girl looming over me, ready to devour her prey. With a mischievous glint in her eye, Akeno reached down and popped open her blouse, unleashing her magnificent breasts from their lacy prison. The sight made my brain short-circuit momentarily. No matter how many times I laid eyes upon them, her breasts seemed to have grown just a bit fuller and more tantalizing than before.
Going down to press my hard cock between her soft mounds, enveloping me in pillowy flesh.
I gasped as Akeno's soft breasts enveloped my throbbing member, sending jolts of pleasure through my body. She began to move slowly, sliding her voluptuous chest up and down my shaft with agonizing precision. Her violet eyes locked onto mine, filled with a mixture of lust and mischief.
"My, my... someone's excited," she purred. "I've barely started and you're already this hard for me. It makes me so happy~!"
I could only groan in response, my hips involuntarily bucking upwards. Akeno giggled at my reaction, clearly enjoying the effect she had on me by the balls. Literally! She increased her pace, her breasts bouncing hypnotically as she worked my cock between them, smothering them in soft marshmellows that many a man would kill to be in.
"A-Akeno," I managed to stammer out, feeling the build up reaching it’s peak. "If you keep this up, I'm going to-"
"Ara ara, we can't have that just yet," she interrupted with a teasing smile, hands squeezing her tits around my cock, getting me to groan. "I have so much more planned for you tonight."
This mischievous Devil was just teasing me! Worst of all, I nearly succumbed to it despite this not being the first time…
In one fluid motion, she released my member from her sinful cleavage and straddled my hips. I could feel her wet heat hovering just above me, excitment clearly evident from my girlfriend as clear juices dripped on my cock. It was tantalizing close yet maddeningly out of reach, that I just needed to buck my hips to shove it in.
Akeno leaned down, her bare breasts pressing into my chest, and her face mere centimeters from mine — making me feel the sensation of her stiff nippled rubbing against me. The smell of her perfume, the softness of her body, and the warmth of her breath made me dizzy. I felt her hand caress my face, her fingers tracing along the contours of my jaw. Her nails lightly scratched the skin on my neck, making me shiver.
"Mm, that's much better. Now, close your eyes and try not to make too much noise, don’t want anyone to ruin the fun~."
She leaned forward and kissed my lips. The kiss was gentle, her tongue licking my lower lip before slipping inside my mouth. My senses were overwhelmed by her scent and taste, and the feel of her skin against mine. Her hair tickled my face, and her breasts rubbed against my chest.
Her fingers played with my ears, while her other hand trailed down my stomach to cup my groin.
Her touch sent electricity up my spine.
Her hand slid between my thighs, and I gasped. My hips bucked involuntarily, and I felt a wave of pleasure course through me as I grind against her soft warm hand. Akeno giggled, enjoying whatever expression I was making right now, "Looks like someone's excited."
She began stroking my cock with a slow, steady rhythm, while she continued kissing me. My hands ended up finding their way onto her butt, kneading it with hard squeezes and nails digging into skin,which she definitely enjoyed as I felt her shudder on me.
Unconsciously rubbing against my lower region as the pressure started to build over there with each movement. My toes curled, and my hips jerked involuntarily.
"Mmn...ahh..." I couldn't control the sounds coming from my mouth. It was almost embarrassing, but the pleasure was too great. But I persisted, not willing to admit defeat so early.
Exploiting the fact that every inch of her body was hypersensitive to touch, I tweaked and rolled her stiff nipples between my fingers, causing her efforts to make me climax prematurely to grow more frantic and desperate with each passing second. The very notion of a sensual massage had been thoroughly driven from her lust-addled mind, replaced only by an all-consuming, primal desire to cum.
"Haa… haa"
She increased the tempo, her fingers dancing across my skin, sending jolts of ecstasy through me. My hips jerked forward, and my toes curled, pushing me too close to my limit that I couldn't do much about it anymore.
I groaned loudly, "Akeno... I can't take it anymore..."
She looked at me with a smirk, "Are you going to cum?"
"Yeah..."
"Then do it, cum for me. Spray it all over me!"
I couldn't hold back anymore, her pussy rubbing against me was too much to endure for long. Just as I was about to release my load… she stopped.
“W-Wha—”
Knock!
Knock!
My initial bewilderment and even a desperate desire for her to continue was immediately replaced with shock as someone outside my room knocked on the door. Both of us went wide-eyed at first and then my breath hitched when I heard the voice from the other side.
“U-Um… excuse me, can I please speak to you for a second, Hikigaya Hachiman-san? T-This is Rossweisse, m-maybe you remember me? Please, it will only be for a second!”
Of course, I remembered her! We met not even twenty-four hours ago! But why was she outside my room and blue-balled me at the last momentt!?
“A-Are you mad at me? I'm very sorry! I wasn't in the right mindset and made assumptions. So please come out! Give me a chance to talk to you and make things right!” She started blabbering from the other side loudly on top of that, surely having gotten the attention of half of the people sleeping in this castle alone.
But just as I was about to tell her that this was not an appropriate time and for her to come back tomorrow, Akeno whispered to my ears. “Go talk to her.”
“—?”
My confusion grew even more, looking at the ravenette only to see her sporting a mischievous smile. “It is a bad idea to ignore a Valkyrie who is the personal assistant of Lord Odin. So you better talk to her, I don't mind.”
For some reason I highly doubted her. The knocking kept getting louder and her pleas started to sound more desperate and came closer to becoming a full-on wailing.
“Uuuuuh! P-Please, I'm begging you! I'll do anything - I really need this position! Lord Odin will never let me hear the end of it if I mess this up too!" Her voice cracked with genuine distress.
Great. She was full-on sobbing now.
He swiftly went over to the door, opening it just enough for her to see my highly annoyed face. “I forgive you, now leave.”
“Wait!” Just right as I was about to close the door, the idiot actually tried to prevent me from doing so by pushing back. Using a single arm of hers without exerting much effort on top of that! “No, you didn't! That's not the face of someone who is willing to forgive! Just listen to me for a minute, I can explain everything!”
At this point I was certain that a vein was throbbing on my forehead, my eyes twitched and I was this close to chucking Ophis at her. But my rational side came to the rescue and barely managed to calm down my violent impulse. “Hah… listen, you caught me at a really bad time. I'm not angry at you and would be more than happy to talk things out and fix the misunderstandings we have between us at any other time. So let's just do this tom—hn!?”
I bit into my cheek when out of nowhere, an exquisite sensation enveloped my dick. I looked downwards in a panic, discovering Akeno kneeling next to me with her breast stroking my shaft. The same mischievous smile on her face as she gestured to me to stay quiet and continue the conversation.
‘ARE YOU CRAZY, WOMAN!?’ That was what I wanted to say, but couldn't do so without attracting Rossweisse’s attention and to accidentally have her see something that I really don’t want others to see.
“Are you alright? Ah, You must have gotten injured during the Rating Game!” The Innocent Valkyrie, fortunately, remains clueless about the reason behind this reaction. Instead of showing genuine concern. “Please let me have a look at you, I am very proficient with healing runes and magic.”
“T-That… D-don’t worry a-about it. I-I just stubbed my toe.”
That was the lamest excuse ever, but it was all my scattered brain could muster while Akeno's warm breasts squeezed around my cock. Her excess saliva made each thrust smooth and maddening, and it took every ounce of willpower not to moan as she worked me between those soft mounds. Gods, this woman would be the death of me.
She rolled her large meaty orbs around my cock, stroking me off with a skill that no girl her age should have, sucking hard on everything sticking out of the marshmallow confines like it was a lollipop, her teasing tongue flicking across my weeping slit and the sensitive crevasses of the tip, to lap up the pre-cum beading out from constant excitement and the denial of cumming.
“Stubbed your toe? Ah, it must be because of me… I must have made so much noise that you came running and got hurt because of me… again…”
“No!” I shouted, gripping the door frame with all my might, almost digging my fingers into the wood. “J-Just… just listen, it was an accident… ah! An innocent mistake!”
It took all of my willpower not to not let go of the door, grab the teasing minx’s head and buck into her hot, velvet mouth with everything I had. Icould feel my release fast approaching, balls drawing up tighter even more than usual. Akeno seemed to sense it too, doubling her efforts and taking him so deep he could feel her throat spasming and clenching around my tip.
I glared down at Akeno's smug face, hoping she’d get the hint and stop messing with me. Her answer came in the form of taking my entire shaft down her throat without gagging. The prior sensation I experienced before Rossweisse interrupted them came back with a vengeance.
Forcing me to release all my load in her mouth, unable to even move when she locked my waist with both arms.
With a stifled grunt, I reached my climax, releasing thick ropes of cum down Akeno's waiting throat. She eagerly swallowed every drop, her skillful tongue milking me for all I was worth. My cock pulsed and twitched between her soft, plump lips as spurt after spurt flooded her mouth in my thick spunk before being gulped down her hungry maw. Finally, with a lewd wet pop, she released me, licking her glossy lips with a satisfied smirk.
"Hn!" I bit back a moan, my legs trembling from the intensity of my orgasm.
Damn this vixen! Keeping a straight face was usually child's play for me, but Akeno just loved to push my limits. How the hell was I supposed to hold a conversation like this?
“Hachiman-san!” My reaction alerted the white-haired woman in the hallway, her intentions of coming in were clear to understand, which made me panic.
“I'm just having a stomach ache!” I rapidly shot those words, using anything that came up without caring whether it made sense or not. “T-The buffet… I-I ate too much and probably got food poisoned. You know that I'm human, My physique is not the same as the supernatural species, y-you know how weak humans can be. Soft and weak little flesh bags!”
A string of saliva connected between his dick and Akeno's lips, which caused my member to shoot off some left over strings of semen on her face and breasts as she accepted it happily. Her tongue out and mouth widely opened, it coated her face before calming down.
At least, for only a brief moment before she dived right back in to swallow my cock.
“S-Seriously!?”
My oversensitive member twitched as Akeno's deft tongue swirled around the head, sending shockwaves of pleasure through my body. I gripped the doorframe for dear life, using every ounce of willpower to keep from buckling under the intense sensations and accidentally revealing our activities to the unsuspecting Valkyrie outside.
Akeno hollowed her cheeks, bobbing her head with renewed vigor as she took my length deep into her throat again and again. Her violet eyes locked with mine, filled with mischief and lust as she pleasured herself with one hand, the lewd squelching of her soaked pussy growing louder by the second. The relentless assault on my cock was almost too much to bear, and I found my hands tangling in her silky black hair, pulling her even closer.
A muffled moan of pleasure vibrated around my shaft as Akeno pushed me over the edge. My hips jerked forward as I erupted in her eager mouth, flooding it with spurt after spurt of hot cum. She swallowed greedily, her throat massaging my pulsing cock as she milked every last drop from my balls. Her wicked tongue continued to tease the sensitive head, coaxing out a few more weak spurts until I let out a strangled groan, overwhelmed by the intensity of my release.
“W-What? Did I say something?” The Valkyrie was startled by my tone, thinking I was shouting at her. Not wanting to deal with her crying again, I had to end this conversation right now!
“M-My stomach is acting up again… we'll talk about this tomorrow when I am in a better state. So just go. I am not angry at you and hope we can be friends. Yada, yada, yada! Bye!” Without even giving her any time to respond, I slammed the door closed and finally was able to relax for a bit.
“Hah… hah… hah…” my back pushed against the wooden frame, slowly sliding downwards until I sat on the ground. “You… you're crazy… why…”
"Oh wow, you came a lot," Akeno laughed, com"You really enjoy my mouth, didn’t you? In fact, I feel like you enjoyed almost getting caught more than me~! Who knew you had such a kinky fetish, we can try to explore that further next time.”
She crawled towards me, leaning downwards to give my shaft a little kiss. That gesture made another shiver crawl all over my body.
“All right, you had your fun. Now it's my turn.” This time, I was the one who snapped my fingers and conjured several strands of black tendrils to shoot from the ground and wrap around both her arms and legs. Binding them together and making it impossible for her to move.
“Ah! Oh my, how forceful~! Are you going to restrain me again? I love it.” Rather than give her an answer, I picked up the woman from the ground and walked towards the bed. Throwing her on it, I positioned her at an angle where her butt was presented before me. Dripping with her love juice, she eagerly shook it, inviting me with a desperate gaze.
Positioning myself in front with my shaft having recovered after a quick recovery potion, I was ready to teach this girl a lesson she would never forget. Letting my grievance for her little prank rule my emotions for a bit.
"Oh, please," she whispered, wiggling her ass. "Fuck me, make me cum, fill me with your big, mean cock, and seed my poor innocent womb!"
Not needing any further invitation, I grabbed her hips and thrust inside her in one swift motion. She was so wet that I slid in easily, her tight walls instantly clenching around me.
"Ooh! Fuck!" she screamed, squirming in her restraints.
The tightness, her lewd expression, her lust-filled moans, and the sight of her bound body all had me ready to burst. But, I couldn't do it, not yet. My entire body was tingling, and my cock twitched inside her pussy.
This wave of pleasure surpasses what I experienced at the door.
My grip on her waist tightened, nails digging into her skin and she let out a loud moan. Her tongue was out, licking the bedsheets with nothing but lust in her eyes.
I pulled her back and rammed forward, forcing my cock in and out of her pussy at a hard and fast pace. She could only let out a scream as I used her like a sex toy. Fulling letting my instincts take over, wanting nothing more than to make her mine.
"Oooh! Ah! Fuuuuck! More… more! Don't stop!"
I kept pounding her for a few more minutes. My grip never faltered and my pace not slowing. We were covered in sweat, her head turned around, tongue out wanting me to get closer. So I obligated, leaning towards and biting her earlobes as my cock reached her deepest area.
"Aaaaaah~! Yes, yes, yes, yes, fuck! Ooohhh fuuuuck, fuck me! Ahn... hahhh."
Her breath hitched and I filled myself getting near my limits. With a few more thrusts, I left my semen to fill her womb. Empty everything I had while continuing to move back and forth.
With Akeno cumming at the same time as me, spraying my body with her juices and letting out one last moan loud enough that I was certain that not even silencing magic would contain it.
After a few seconds, I slowly moved away, the length of my shaft sliding away from a pussy and leaving a gaping hole where semen started to trickle out drop by drop.
Dismissing my tendrils, I fell on the spot next to her, Where she used what little remained of her strength to crawl onto my chest and use it as a pillow. Our sweaty body pressed against one another, her trembling legs twined with mine.
She was satisfied and so was I.
Far too exhausted to do anything or even think, wanting nothing more than to just close my eyes and get to sleep. But before that, a question flashed across my mind and I couldn't help but ask her out loud before she fell asleep as well.
“Say, Akeno… Are you sure you will be able to participate tomorrow? I don't want you to be fighting against Sairaorg in this condition.” I knew that devils could recover extremely quickly, but part of me knew that against a monster like him, one would need to be in their strongest state.
Her fingers twirled around my chest, the fallen angel hybrid letting out an amused hum.
“It's fine, you don't need to be worried. Our next opponent is nothing like that. We should be able to handle Diodora without much issue.”
Diodora?
Rage boiled through me at the mention of that bastard's name. What he did to Asia was unforgivable. Every time I pictured his face, something felt deeply wrong - that practiced smile and calculated charm reminded me of Kiba's masks, but there was something far more sinister lurking underneath. This wasn't just social awkwardness or trauma - this was pure malice hiding behind a carefully crafted facade.
“Be careful with him, and if possible, zap him in the balls as much as you can before he’s eliminated.”
“Fufufufu~” She nuzzled her face closer to mine, pecking my cheeks. “I will, I know that you must hate him. But so do I. He made our little Asia suffer, and I intend to return the pain tenfold.”
Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve someone like Akeno in my life, A question that would forever go unanswered, and for once, I was in no hurry to find out.
And with that, both of us let ourselves enjoy each other's company.
Despite everything she said, in those last moments before I fell asleep, a sliver of worry about tomorrow's match managed to seep deep within my mind.
‘... Vritra… ‘
‘Get some sleep, partner. I am always and will forever be by your side. No matter what challenges may arise tomorrow, we will handle it as we have done with every other case in the past.’
Heh, the dragon really knew what to say to make one relax. I had no reason to not believe him, and so I went to sleep peacefully with that sliver of worry disappearing completely.
‘Rather you should be worrying about Ophis over there, she's been staring at you two the entire time… I won't even question how neither of you noticed her presence. Ah, You're already asleep. I suppose it’s for the best.’
As Vritra mentioned, just outside the room on to the balcony, the presence of a gothic lolita floating in the air and observing everything that happened inside with a strange light flashing within her eyes. Turning her gaze down at her own body which for a brief moment grew to match Akeno's appearance before returning to its prior state before doing it again but looking like Venelana, then Rossweiss, and finally Rias.
Ophis wondered if taking on a more appealing form herself might inspire Hachiman to work even harder in his training. Maybe it will help in making him strong enough to defeat Great Red and restore the silence of the Dimensional Gap. She allowed her form to settle back into its usual appearance. She gazed at the boy's sleeping face one last time, feeling an unfamiliar warmth spreading through her chest. With a quiet whoosh of displaced air, she was gone.
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Raphael Espinoza Angulo
Hachiman's reaction to an Ophis wanting him to teach her about sex would be very interesting XDXDXD And even more so if it's an Ophis in a body that isn't a girl.
