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HEINIE BURP CULTURE PAYTCH

🕑 Added 2023-07-13 22:40:15 +0000 UTC

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ShaynerG

Shane’s 3point stance against the cops! 😆

If I don't see an autists water bottle in the coming hours of the morn, I will ride to Vahalla shiny and chrome

STRiKER45

I will not stand for this verbal desecration of Smarty Jones.

Where tf are my DAWGZ!?!?!? I need the guidance of our shaman and new orders from the general!!!!!

Saint G

I’m cashing in my GBP for a Spud x Straight Bill cast! Don’t make me call the ASPCA, feed the Dawgs! SODTAOE!

Sup dawggs anybody know what’s going on

Sigh... well this WAS the only thing keeping me alive...

so yall are just blatantly ripping us off? lol

Michael Dana

DECEIVERS

Michael Dana

LIARS

Phillip Dennison

Shame

Every day I go without a poddy woddy, another magazine goes in the backpack

Saint G

The only explanation for a new cast not dropping this week is Matt is back on the T Porn and Shane is stuck in another K hole.

Do the fellas not see how many disappointed DAWGZ are in the chat rn? This is some junk.

They have gone big time if this behavior keeps up I will be transferring my subscription to the Adam friedland show!

Cobrataint

Grayscale iPhone great advice, thank you my liege

Paul Hayo

Can’t inform the DAWGZ that there will be no episode…… fucking 369

I rate BetterHelp are to blame

They pulled a fast one, no pod and took my dollar. Im filing complaints

TehMadDAWG

I’m about to rescind my £5, very unhappy piggy right now. I need my slop god damn it!!

hey usually we need this little break and then they come back with some heat give it time dawgs

not being very cash money right now.

Guard rail

GAY

Unsatisfactory, fix immediately. (Upload now. Unless you’re gay as hell.)

Anyone else in these comments concerend about the bros?.....where y'all guys.....5pm Friday is approaching quickly......need my fix for the week

Take a shot every time someone says ‘Crazy times brother!’

Randellino

Where is Mark and Shawn, y'all got me pulling up COVID eps

Cedar fever still not working on the PAYTCH boys

African Rose

[PODCAST REFERENCE]

Big Bob

Wtf are you even doing gardini piggy need his yum yum

Lil B

this fat pig needs his slop

Liam Sheridan

We better be back to our regular Wednesday drops or I’m gonna spaz

im absolutely bricked up

Anthony Ponzi

Correct in regards to the coliseum. Before the coliseum there was an artificial lake that was part of Nero’s golden palace that was also used for mock naval battles.

you guys should get Duncan Trussell on the Cast. The Shaman and Trussell will transcend into the astral realm and leave Shane with us mortals.

Gay shirt kinda

Boat Battles with the fellas

Patreon escape room exclusive episode

Locarr

Damn what the hell y’all didn’t even say goodbye

My girl thought the Underground Railroad was actually tunnels with tracks

Another one! Solid paytch boys. This Saturday night I'm doing my first paid gig at the Fourth Wall Comedy Cafe in Hollywood, Ca at 7:45pm. Looking forward to doing my 8min set.

Hopefully no one missed that Departed reference Shane snuck in towards the end. What an ep

Shane what do you stare at when you make grim faces and look off in the distance like you’re some ptsd riddled war vet

Go choke on a dozen wieners

“Soccer fag” is still widely used

Abe's Hot Dogs by the Dozen

Imagine how good this podcast would be if Matt wasn't talking about poop and cum the whole time.

Ryan Elkins

I’m 23 and when I have kids they’re definitely getting ass whoopins. That’s what made me a good kid no doubt. No ass whipping is why there are so many shit head ass kids

vince mcmahon double thigh blow out was his man moment

Mike Pallat

Tell EM to bring out the dancing lobsters listening to Drake

whatupsweezy

TELL EM’ BRING OUT THE WHOLE SOVIET UNION!

LET THE DAWGS GRAZE

Thank you for this bountiful information brother 🦅

We need Fat Baby Aztec gear! A fat baby Shane Gillis Aztec artifact character with a Versace shirt on

I was so close to being like I don't need this paytch hook up anymore. It's not financially prudent. they will end up on youtube eventually. but after this emmy level fart stuff I'm not just got going to keep this paytch going but I am going to cancel all other Paytch peddlers. beat it Stuff Island...Bring out all the eggs!

I’m glad I’m grandfathered in with the 1$ I wouldn’t pay 5 bucks for this fart and boner shit!

Paul Froelich

Yo Matt needs to record his book for Audible.

Paul Froelich

This shit rules and I've seen your balls, they're enormous.

Yo release the fucking specials so the cast can be great again this shit sucks my tiny balls

halfway through Matt’s book. Stellar writing 👌

“It was you yourself, you naughty shameless girl who first led the way. It was not I who first touched you long ago down at Ringsend. It was you who slid your hand down inside my trousers and pulled my shirt softly aside and touched my prick with your long tickling fingers, and gradually took it all, fat and stiff as it was, into your hand and frigged me slowly until I came off through your fingers, all the time bending over me and gazing at me out of your quiet saintlike eyes.”

Excerpt of one of James Joyce’s letters to his wife Nora: “You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

“Your first divorce”

If matt wants predominantly indian neighborhoods lemme tell ya something, brampton in gay ass ontario canada is basically north american mumbai so balls in your court shaman man

Taylor Holt

Matt, when did we go to the moon? 19never.

Taylor Holt

Here's my $1 of advice. Do what you think is funny. Don't do what you think others will like. Do what you like and the true fans will flock like flies to shit. Peace on earth bros. Shitcast, out.

Matt, I think the youtube link is broken

Proper ways to subdue people are taught in NCPI courses (usually for children, autistic adults, and the elderly with dementia). Most often its basically just a strong bearhug. Source: Wife is a professional tard-wrangler.

That’s so fucking weird you brought up Thomas meagher. I joined the paytch a couple months ago and I was just listening to the harder core history about him yesterday, very compelling. You should do more of those pods. The dawgs need a history lesson