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🕑 Added 2023-07-06 13:07:57 +0000 UTC

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Johnny Cage

You can watch war mode with all the other specials and tists

Johnny Cage

Nice T-porn joke

Nuggington

Withdrawals setting in, 10 dayz clean of the dawgz I need sumn

Matt is looking more and more like Jim Norton these days

Mike pitts

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Hot ca$tz and cxm bla$sts

Jesse Grivois

Shane with the little know bannerlord tactics

Lauren

Whatthwhell whereismywhiteguyreivew

Tractor Llama

You CANNOT be serious right now

Shane met trump and got too big time for the dawgs

Pls I have a family

Bang bang bang

African Rose

Make no mistake you would be dickheads regardless.

Man it’s fucking bullshit my family and friends all rented the VFW for a watch party because we thought the new paytch would be dropping. Now we’re sitting here like dickheads.

Oldjewish

African Rose is like that Legion of Skanks audience member with the obnoxious laugh.

African Rose

I remember my first beer too

Cream brown

It’s an honor and privilege calling all you guys faggots, bitches and of course…pussies

I can tell u first hand hes not gay

shut up spud is so hot

African Rose

I have a custom made Phil Gillis body pillow.

When did I get renamed a grandfathered poor

Dawgz 2024

Based^

Dawgz 2024

Skee

Bear112

Ok everyone except this fag wants it

Powerful Primate26

We? Don't include me in that shit. I sure as fuck don't want those faggot loser dickheads anywhere near the podcast.

Bump

African Rose

https://i.imgur.com/aJHIIoH.jpg Sorry its not another pic of shane with trump but the millennials might get a kick out of this.

Bear112

Why are you cosplaying as African rose? You are a bigger loser lol

Bear112

We want another Warmode crossover

African Rose

No offense but I'd like the comedian to do comedy.

Forest Cramer

Thanks for that ant. I know that Shane loves history, and he does an awesome job. But let’s be real for a second, he’s got a life and he’s an entertainer. He can’t be sifting through the facts and deciphering the Bullshit that bandera and all his lovers spin literally to this day. I’m just happy that he knows we’re screwing up in Ukraine and that it’s literally all OUR fault. I don’t hold it against him for not being aware of how bad Ukraine and the nationalists actually were/ are in present today. He’s got a life after-all. And isn’t terminally on line and in books like some of us. Hahaha

Ant P

Shane is very good with history but he needs to read a bit more about Holodomor and try to separate the Ukrainian nationalist propaganda and what actually happened there. My grandparents almost starved to death and my grandfather was left for dead and survived by a miracle: they were not in Ukraine. Communists took away grain from all farms from central Russia to Ukraine, and starved people to death. This was later spun by Ukrainian nationalists as exclusively anti Ukrainian, which it was not based on well documented facts.

Cream brown

Shut up you suck nigga

African Rose

PAPS BLUE RIBBON!

Cream brown

You suck nigga

just came here to give props to the Gard Dawg, Santino gave him a shoutout on the whiskey ginger pod, said he was hilarious

African Rose

This is how you get treated on the patreon everytime you post https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CMg47ABzINw&pp=ygUXYmx1ZSB2ZWx2ZXQgbG92ZSBsZXR0ZXI%3D

Cream brown

Stop writing me love letters

Cream brown

You just a mean old bastard ain’t you. Your mother birthed you from her ass.

Jeff VC

God damn it, Matt you're so frantic, and rambling more than ever... chill out dawg

African Rose

We dont think about gay men at all dude we are straight. Are you jealous or something? You want a little gay man as a pet? Like those gay men you mentioned you saw down in that alleyway in fremont in vegas? I can't imagine how tough it is for you wanting dick so bad you gotta try discuss it with us knowing we dont fuck with that shit....its kinda groomer behavior tbh. Other then buttdogging for shane 4 times in a row because you saw him Live one time and loved him so much you had to self admittedly heckle during his routine I dont think I have ever seen a person on here say so much about gay shit.

Matt Brown

no i don’t think about things like this

Spit out my non existent drink when Shane started the aussie impression 😂

Cream brown

Anyone else here think women have gays around them as it’s a pet or a collectible? Women use gays as pets. Gays are the new dogs for women

311 mountain was epic!!

We gotta get a quick trailer reaction or commentary on the new Ridley Scott movie ‘Napoleon’ with Joaquin phoenix!!!

Tim Tuesday

311Mt was top tier

Jamie redden

you speak fluent incel

Steven Pope

joe wielgus.... I came here to say the same, and you beat me to it.

joe wielgus

Both of you are so fucking gay

African Rose

Appreciating someone's talent regardless of their background is the most equitable endeavor one can engage in. Your fondness for the good lords broken toys and your readiness to champion their diversity to strangers could be seen by some as a shallow attempt to curry favor by entertaining strangers through schadenfreude. But I don't because like you I challenge the stereotypically held opinions and break ground every day and it would simply be too easy to take such a maligned and defenseless creature like the ones you readily display and offer them up for derisive unsolicited online jeering. I don't believe thats something you would do. CHEERS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDveKs7uZE

Disco Cowgirl

Ah, I see we've got a connoisseur of sarcasm here. Well, congratulations on your groundbreaking observation! Your ability to state the obvious with such gusto is truly awe-inspiring. And yes, it's absolutely mind-blowing that people can appreciate someone's talent regardless of their background. Who would have thought, right? Now, let's continue reveling in the joy of diversity and celebrating the achievements of individuals who break stereotypes. Cheers to originality! 🥂

African Rose

Oh a person with down syndrome how delightfully original. I don't think anyone has ever made that connection on here or the reddit. its nice the female fans of the cast are putting in the effort and are so based and redpilled would be a real shame if we had a bunch of unoriginal dog brain rogan joiners posting the same shit with old cast references ad nauseum but we're so lucky to have people like Annarose great job girl you're the man now dog.

Disco Cowgirl

https://youtube.com/@chefadamlibby I think the boys need to watch this channel and do some reviews on this man’s food videos!!!! Please 😃

African Rose

She getting crunk in the club, I mean she work it And I like to see the females twerking Taking her clothes off, fuckin' naked ATL, hoe, don't disrespect it P-pop your pussy like this 'Cause Yin Yang Twins in this b-i-tch Lil Jon and the East Side Boys with me The ying yang twins are on the record and have their own verses. Oof definitely know your Hip-Hop before challenging a dude who openly wears Juicy J merch.

African Rose

rent free

goddamn what a lonely sad life you gotta have dude

rose you gotta find something else to do

Killer Mike

Gabagool

do another paytch exclusive reading comments. you read them already, just monetize it. shane.

BTW it’s not ying Yang twins it’s Lil Jon and the Eastside Boiz Get Low….come correct

NewFool

Hi Shane, did you grab him by the pussy?

African Rose

Instagram you fucking dunce

Haram Keller

Ragu you half a fag

source?

We made it fellas, Shane met Trump last night. Phil raised em right.

Brendon Owens

Do I click?

African Rose

I'm finding with a lot of comedians that I'm enjoying the premises and being entertained but as for audible chuckles I can't say I had one for a lot of recent specials. Its the same deal with a legend like Doug Stanhope or Dave Attell I know these guys are solid comedians and I'm smiling from ear to ear and the concepts and opinions i definitely ruminate on well after hearing them. But god damn if a Kat Williams doesn't make me laugh out loud...5mins of his routine on Michael Jackson...can't be followed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q8qDM44fKk

African Rose

Dana White and Trump have a long standing friendship. The arena they are in has no real safety measures if some clout chaser or autistic wetback like 90% of the people who don't know I'm TITE decide to attention seek and throw something at the God Emperor of Mankind then he runs the risk of public humiliation. In ancient Rome despite all warnings from Praetorian guard powerful political figures would walk through crowds or hold court in large public spaces to give the impression of strength and confidence. Plus the UFC WWE merger is a massive opportunity to rally without a rally. I feel bad for Desantis if he had just waited until after trump we would have had a really competent Republican but I think Desantis is CONTROLLED OPPOSITION to try and weaken trump that failed terribly. The CIA helped desantis get all these great policies enacted and he seemed extremely competent during that hurricane so you would think all the republican base would shift to him....no....trump called him a meatball...and he got caught doing homework in preparation for a trump duel... YOU...DON'T...DEBATE...TRUMP....you think its a smart move because you can clearly shoot down any point he makes with logic right? wrong he just calls your wife ugly or calls you a meatball....over.

Cream brown

Punk motherfucker asshole bitch gay

Cream brown

I Had 2 beers bitch mane. He mentioned his pop in the bit and all I said was phill and he said yeah phill and went on with the bit hoe. And yeah you asshole baby, I’m a big fan . He rarely comes to Vegas. I’m still stoked I saw that Nigga live fuck you.

Shane the Blowhole Gillis

Tom is ok as the straight man on a podcast but i dont find his stand up to be above average.

Cream brown

El puto africano

Dawgz 2024

Sorry no original thoughts available

James Sullivan

And gay

James Sullivan

African chode what’s the take on trump dawg at the volk fight? controlled opposition?

African Rose

https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1688859229208620.webm

Dawgz 2024

Hey look I’m Edgy

African Rose

Joe would fall apart without his steroids. I'm sorry pal but that hot dog skinned midget is getting rag dolled by shane if he came off the gear. those kicks would be laughable on anyone that isn't a small asian man. If he's smart he'll fall on his back like the bitch he is and use that jew jitsu. But a couple weeks off the juice he'll look like bryan callen.

Personally wish him the best and hope he finds an even more annoying pfp

Adam gp

Yes please.

Dawgz 2024

In ufc 4 , fucking a Joe might as well not even show up

Dawgz 2024

I know you did just tryto be funny. Because Joe would certainly fuck him up with 1 kick . You dumb slut

Dawgz 2024

This is a petition to make Africant rose stop sucking so much dick.

Dawgz 2024

You don’t know how that works I see. Hm

African Rose

Joes a 60 year old hobbit who's done TRT for the past 30 years. shane would put him through a wall.

T

you really think joe doesnt see why thats funny?

SHANE a small request. When you're on JRE, PLEASE threaten to beat Joe up more. It's one of my favorite bits of yours when you're on that podcast. I was HOWLING in the ep of protect where you were making fun of joes watch or whatever and just goin "I oughta BEAT YOUR ASS" . Fucking gold. and Joe doesn't fully see the comedic genius of a regular guy threatening a taekwondo champ with black belt in jiu jitsu, so he plays the perfect straight man hahaha

can we all agree African Rose sucks farts and should be banned?

African Rose

Hahhaha you drunkenly heckled a man doing a carefully timed comedy routine great job GREAT JOB also keep mentioning you saw him live NOBODY has ever seen him perform GREAT JOB

Cream brown

Shane heard me say phill at the mirage and I’m Mexican so he was surprised he had a Lad front row, I had my unit with me lol

Holodomor was not a genocide

Jay Why

So, how did that dick taste, African Rose?

Trying to mk ultra us into addiction

Change your picture

Fentanyl dicks need sucking too

Cream brown

One last time I’m giving it up for the dawg, first time seeing him live yesterday at the mirage and I really hope the motherfucker comes back again. His new material is good mane

Lemaire sucks so much

jeffrey ellis

What I said is %100 it's on Wikipedia. Not alt history at all you just obviously never looked into it yourself like a good boy.

lol soviet lies you alt history returd, the USSR scapegoated them because their centralised goverment enacted policies that reduced grain production like forced industrialization of farmer plebs, then officals lied about grain harvests to save themselves getting gulaged. Mao did the same thing when he tried to turn every farmer into a smelter/blacksmith then the next harvests were short due to lack of manpower, which was made worse by everyone living in cities. Mao scapegoated birds for eating crops and launched a campaign to kill all the sparrows but they actually eat the locusts so the harvests were even poorer. Only some crops were burnt in protests by peasants who were forced to work in collectivised farms, not rich landowning kulaks who were gulaged or had already been killed. You sound like a pinko queef, the kulaks produced more food per person with their farming methods than collective farms, which is why after Stalin died they began to incentivised individual farming.

African Rose

Mattlesnake

African Rose

nobody cares about russian history.

African Rose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAFnbkEwqjI

African Rose

M8 tell me where I called him ''Scum'' I'll delete my entire rebuttal.

m8 u have a seizure inducing profile pic, you dont get to call others scum

African Rose

you got two first names and you're calling me retarded. Please get a male role model in your life...preferably one with a last name that you might know the joy of competently raising non drug addicted burdens and taking pride in a family name.

liam graham

You may be king of the tards African rose

Funny Donor

That’s hot

African Rose

https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1688724484021020.webm Don't look ladies.

African Rose

I got news for you. There is no such thing as an ex addict. You're recovering for the rest of your life so go put on your dress and get your tea set and sit in the corner with the other girls you faggot. If anything you're worse because they became base animals with no sense of shame or self awareness when they needed drugs but you had the clarity of mind still to look at them and judge them even though you're one of them. You will never get back the trust in your family and you will forever be a burden because you're a short sighted attention seeking narcissist and your attempt to court the listeners of this podcast by assimilating shanes 5th grade broski bully routine and shitting on the very people you will always be is testament to your inability to self audit and instead project like a fucking dog brained bitch.

liam graham

I'm a ex fentanyl addict and let me tell you something if you're sucking dick because you're in withdrawal you're just a straight-up homo I've been through the worst fentanyl withdrawals possible and no amount of pain could make me let a dude stick his dick in my mouth so those dope heads that are sucking dick they're already gay

Good Things Inc.

I've been on Sporkle all goddamn afternoon

African Rose

Obviously

we're all n*ggas to the jews.. just sayin

African Rose

Shane and berts Beer olympics link courtesy of your boys over at War Mode https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1688669565455548.webm

Cream brown

Thanks again Shane for coming to Vegas and bringing some of the crew!!!! Gaurdinos and the pope

McCluster 💣

Marvin Heemeyer

The dude from the free ep on Alone his name is Roland and my brother is his apprentice.

ud

agreed, the dawgs need a little deeper study on these sort of matters but its all for fun so fuck it

jeffrey ellis

The kulaks burned there crops on the holadomor. They shot themselves in the foot it was not the fault of the USSR but there selfishness. Shane needs to not get his history from mainstream dorks.