UFC GAMING TOURNAMENT #2
🕑 Added 2023-06-29 20:01:51 +0000 UTC
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Can we get a paytch ufc 4 tourney, winner plays whoever wins between the hosts and producers?
Derek
Please keep these coming
This is what I’m here for
Jesse Hewes
I wish i could crush shane in ufc
I’d whoop the fellas at UFC
these rule dude
He was in Austin marching with the boys
that’s deep man
what’s with the buzzcut, Cusker?
Commenter
Could you guys talk ab other comedians that think they are above regular people? For example Bert K. has been on a streak of saying he’s not a “civilian” bc his “comic brain” is so different.
r
Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.
Good shit dawgs
African Rose
It saddens me you care more about getting the last word in than weighing in on the side of justice and admonishing this criminals behavior as he openly and proudly admits to attacking fellow americans. I am used to dealing with people who traffick in hypocrisy like yourself who would rather attack me for entertainment and accuse me of projection (without any proof obviously) when you are literally doing just that. I will pray for you.
Jack
you definitely don't seem like you're projecting buddy, keep it going!! only said that because i saw you spewing some other political bullshit in other comments, but yeah you couldnt give two shits clearly, you breaking down in patreon comments shows it. go touch some grass dipshit
African Rose
Dont care about politics I care about people talking shit on a bonus episode and are IRL abject fucking losers who lack any self awareness. God bless you for being the peacemaker in this situation I can tell from your use of the slang adjective "bozo" that you are probably a considerate individual raised by ned flanders but just know this guy admits to going out on election day and pepper spraying other human beings or worse fakes that he does and posts it on social media for attention.
Jack
learn some fucking social skills the guy who bases his entire personality and everything he says on politics. you're gonna be pissed when you find out shane has said he isnt a conservative lol, its a comedy podcast not that deep bozo
African Rose
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-HdjCPwPpY&pp=ygUbYmF0dGxlIGh5bW4gb2YgdGhlIHJlcHVibGlj
lUv ya r0se!
Yes sir I liked it.
It fkin lags when I have it minimized. I can only keep it open for decent quality. My phone is old
African Rose
You're 44 and wrote a lengthy paragraph which nobody but me has responded to because you're commenting in a week old comment section to complete strangers about how lack luster a bunch of professional comedians who have repeatedly said they don't play games on a regular basis are not playing to your standard. If your name wasn't a dead giveaway that you're a complete coffee barista douche you had to make it abundantly clear by making the statement you did. They have actual things to do they aren't a maligned disenfranchised gen X faggot like you. Have some pride and shut the fuck up grandad. Take your ass back to community college and learn some fucking social skills you antifa BLM pussy https://i.imgur.com/eHB0gwm.png https://i.imgur.com/sxBesD0.png nice self snitch on pepper spraying trump voters. Kinda sus you're a fan of MSSP when you're the epitome of a liberal pussy.
I was hopeful for these casts. It's so weird watching dudes try to look cool playing video games (no one ever does by the way, you might as well cut loose for the people here for it). The first one of these I thought this might be the most unlikely to be boring, but were, group of friends I ever watched play video games. 0 shit talk, 0 passion, 0 excitement. Wtf is this. Don't give me it's an age thing either I'm 44 and I will shit on any of these guys. I can tell because they're all just dead logs playing games. Where's the crushing your enemies with the least effort possible while absolutely emasculating them verbally? Who cares if they didn't learn a part of the game and get doe eyed when that's the only thing you have to do to beat them because they have no idea how to counter it? Y'all killin me!
if your using the audio only version, it should play when ur screen is off
JMenz
if you load it from the Patreon app then u minimize the window like as if ur trying to text someone and put the video into the small window in the corner of ur screen it will allow u to close phone and continue listening
pls do this with luis and dan if possible (or rogan)
Pause… for applause
Truth!
shut up
African Rose
In Switzerland, it is illegal to own just one guinea pig. This is because guinea pigs are social animals, and they are considered victims of abuse if they are alone
How come when I go to the membership tab and it says. Copy this link to play where ever you get your podcasts, it brings up the normal pod cast and a bunch of fake users in spotify. I cant access the paytch on spotify and loading it from the website means I cant lock my phone and listen at the same time. What's the work around for this bullshit.
You have another man’s nickname as your name. You’re calling me a faggot?
The smell of fresh cut grass comes from the chemicals plants release when in distress
Kill yourself
What a fagget
Max Nothstine
Give me my dollar back!
Gaurd dawg has to pay my patreon this month
My tum tum is achey reeeeeeee
This little piggy needs his slop NOW
They're middle names 😊
Mmmm Good Boy
You know what’s gayer than having a name that consists of two first names? Three first names.
Guys let me edit 4 u michaety@pm.me i will ensure ur vids r never l8!
Johnn Dough
Maybe no paytch this week? Or just ole piss puddle Lemeezers super late?
nicehatmrdog
where the fuck is the paytch
FatTuteButStillCuteSheJamsItInMyPoopShute
Put some cigs on the keyboard to make the Gard dawg work. Let him smoke at the desk. Do your job Matt and get control of your shop. Big Tuna can’t produce the podcast on top of everything else he has going on guys.
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Give me my slop
Nooders69
High quality slop this week boys
lemaire my bf said I should send you my nudes if you put out the cast
Where’s the new cast ?
where is the sauce i need my sauce
Yo I ain’t never opening up comments again, it’s $5 dollars a month and you got dudes suffering 💀
Bitch behavior, I couldn’t relate
Lemaire’sFtmCourtesan69
This dude definitely beats his boyfriend
denny darts his gluegun thru that fume hun
god level troll or full blown cock gobbler, hope I find out
Shut your dick eater pussy
hahahhahahahha GRRRRRR
tiniest meat
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GeneralSquirts
you’re showing your ass
Saaketh
You are a massive faggot
BERSERKS
imma come over there and wrestle you in a second you girl brain slut. Wanna tussle
Saint G
The Chihuahua’s Barkin’ Fuck you Bitches!
Ratioed
touch grass
Tyron Porras
Wa Wai West
BERSERKS
WHERE!!!! IS!!! MY!!! SLOP!!! LAMEEZEEE oink oink oink
Crankdat
Take some more hormones faggot
Saint G
Aye Matt, Shane you guys are fucking Faggots. Tom Segura is a Bitch. This Cast is a shell of what it once was. Most of the “Dawgz” in the comments nowadays are some chihuahua’s. Matt saying the cast was dropping tonight at 9pm and it’s fucking 2 hours later and it’s still not here. Just an Audio version of a Segura podcast. Once again, you guys suck dicks, and take dicks in the ass.
Jokes over fellas give the dawgz the slop we deserve
Tyron Porras
Sloppiesssssss
Shoutout the OG Gaming Throne
send dm for free dick rating
Big Bob
No girls allowed
hey whats up im new from joe rogans podcast and barstool sports nice to meet you
yo chill kilah aint gonna fuck you
DoomTheSpectre
Should challenge random fans like when you guys used to do the dawg roll call
Keep Fishing
🌈 💵
African Rose
Bill dropped an episode
Keep Fishing
Real dem move not posting on this countries anniversary. We expect this from bill but you?
JMenz
bro y'all need to get rogiesss to announce one of these sometime
I can't believe it's almost feeding time again
Pryor Campbell
They gonna be late again they don’t care about my addiction to slop
African Rose
Since you asked nicely https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1687923028471304.webm
Nooders69
Alright you fuckin ginzo where’s my slop
Lol show vagine
African Rose
Incorrect they don't parody fast and furious until episode 4 I GOT YOUR ASS
Fast and the furious.. it’s all about family
African Rose
So what action movie do they parody in the last episode of Bupkis?
There’s not anything Matt or Shane related I haven’t seen. So unless you got a link to kilahs bobs gtfo
African Rose
My profile pic is Kilah Fox from Gilly and Keeves ''trump speed dating'' sketch. I am also a fan of hers from ''the bonfire'' radio show another 10 hours of shane gillis content you could download. She's also done 2 episodes of ''dad meat''. Do yourself a kindness and treat yourself to hours of content before being a rogan joiner and crying in the comments about free shit.
Show bobs
African Rose
was the free episode and patreon episode you get as standard every week not enough? this UFC video is a bonus. you can go on reddit and download the entire old testament and about 200 other shows guesting gillis on. you have no excuse to ''need'' an MSSP ahead of schedule.
Praying for some slop today
Love these but I need listening material for work dawg
Big Bob
Dawgs about to be sniffing around.
African Rose
enough with sports. if you play it good for you. if you bet on it good for you. nobody wants to hear a top tier comedian waste his fucking time talking hypotheticals about other grown men. its gay.
I would like to petition that Shane be on The Pat McAfee show to talk some god damn fooseball.
If my sweet sweet boy Shane isn’t on this weeks pod I’m going to drown my children in the lake Gardini
c doc
Videos games are content now? Lol
African Rose
https://youtu.be/NeaqhT-6d74?t=764
Vos and Gillis is a killer combo. nobody counter punches like Vos
Show us your boobs lol
Alec Hillier
It might have been on The Undatable’s instead, I remember seeing the clip of it on youtube so you should be able to find it on there mate
that's from a different show called The Specials
African Rose
shane ''paywall'' gillis been gone a while...we ever going to see him embarass himself with two no name football players and an LA comic worse than schaub? please stop fucking with west coast niggas they are lame. The fact Vos helped shane come up in the game and still hasn't had the invite to his podcast is a fucking travesty and he's the only guy who would go after shane and quick enough to do it. stop inviting these shit black guests (nate marshall rules tho) get VOS get....oooo i dunno the guy who gave you your first paid podcast episodes anthony cumia? or would you get cancelled by bill burr now they are having a tiff.
Jeff the Conqueeftador
Bro I just watched all of love on the spectrum and there was no trans strip club wtf!!! I was waiting the hole series to see that train reck of an episode and nothing!!!!
Think it's because this is a video paytch instead of being the straight audio version. The standard paytch audio version works fine
Shout out to real dawgs who are too autistic to make real friends, but just autistic enough to get real parasocial off this shit.
200
How come when I copy the patreon link into spotify it doesnt work. Coming to the website to play it is fkin lame
Video games ARE gay.
sams the shit. Him and Frances
Gaaaaaaaaay
The Mad Heytore
What
Cream brown
motherfucker there will be non of that round here this is a safe haven. Go on git
Cream brown
Shane shout out cream brown at the mirage vegas show Thursday dawg that’d be tight ha sss
Lil B
u boys should have sam tallent on again, he’s a great guest
Lil B
it’s a beautiful hog he’s got bouncing around in those shorts isn’t it
You can literally see guard dogs hog from my house
Lenin lives
Cén fath a úsáideann tú google translate?
African Rose
Cuireann tú náire orainn trí Bhéarla a labhairt
Let's fucking go Boys! Last 3 open mics have been great. Hitting up different spots in North Hollywood and Burbank. Got a 7:30 show at Flappers in Burbank this Thursday. Building some steam and getting those reps in boys!
Absolute pageantry
You know what you’re right. Now I’m pissed
Dawgz 2024
Not even a question dude why even type it ? I’m kinda pissed now
Lenin lives
Prod surname
gerbies must return
Jackson
Meh
None of this mic bullshit
You boys wanna talk Ireland. My name is Gaelic as fuck 😘
Johnn Dough
The world isn’t ready for Matt AND Duncan Trussell! Their combined brain power will make our brains implode!
Jah bless 😘
Thank you for posting an EP and doing the UFC as an extra. Bless this mess ❤️
DUNCAN TRUSSELL Guest plz matt and him would be epic
When the big cat is away the mice will play
My boy Shane would have ran through everybody
Loving these
This was chill
extra ufc epi without shane feels like i got babysat by the cool uncles while my parents away
play street fighter 6
Guys y’all gotta get the illegal paytch streams under wraps I’m seeing them on my you tube recommended everyday now. Get Lameez on it.
Michael Schmidt
Seriously coping hard with all the blacks
James Zangrilli
just the boys gaming, hell yes
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kys
I like that you guys are progressively giving less of a shit the more money y'all make.....the way it is supposed to be. What? Sheeyttee we been aktin like this the whole tyme, whatchumean?!!
Keep Fishing
More of these pleeeaee
MOAR OF THIS _b _b _b
When Shane's gone the Dawgs turn Matt Black. I love it.
U Cold blooded lol
David
Loose the step kids and youll be rollin in the green stuff big guy❤
Not in NC…plus its through my work and the copay is $5k if you pass a certain threshold..tbh I don’t even have that..it’s not the best but good for regular Dr visits…I have a great job that took me into my late 30 to get here and now I’m stuck….I love watching these guys but at the same time it breaks my heart for my kids and wife cause I’m the one holdin is back..too much of a bitch to cold Turkey and go Work construction…congrats to your sobriety man. I wish u the best
Your insurance can’t pay for it? I went to rehab twice in 2021 and I’ve been clean for 22 months
Can someone sponsor me I need a 30 day rehab….I miss hanging with my friends like you guys….I let shit into my life and now I can’t miss work for more than a week(2 step kids,1 biological son) and pay $26k rehab bill. It’s cool to see u guys hangin tho frfr..just wanted ti put s cry to help out there..Im stuck and u never kno🤷♂️
Ur all booty
What in the twitch bullshit is this?
stand by, need to shut down all other distractions to watch this including, but not limited to, A.I. Jay Z raps, and interracial sexual temptations by both my bbg and the venus fly trap known as xnxx.com
Gringo
Next time throw a fighting game into the mix like Tekken or Street Fighter
I spent 7 months growing out my hair, and matt got me itching to go back to buzzin rn.... FUCK
Big Red MaShane
I wanna fight lameezy for real
People stop complainin about dawgz bein dawgz
Josh Newton
Watching while I was doing some dishes. My wife walked by and saw that I was watching a video of people Playing vidga games and said only “gay weirdos” do that
Jay Williams
Do you know how fast you've bing chilling?
Those Halloway kicks at the very end had be going but gardeezy is on top. Shanes gotta whoop the wop
Nick bailey
and shout out to Gardawg for looking like a newly appointed deputy
Nick bailey
Matt's socks are insane
Lemaire seems like a nice person and all but I’ve had enough, he’s not meant for radio. These are starting to become unlistenable
BoomBoomLou
American History Matt McCusker.
Bill
Matt looks like a white supremacist
Better than Twitch, Lemaire when is the FGC Pod? Lets GO!