COMPLIC8ED PAYTCH

i second this notion. All in favor say I

Eat a dick.

The nick at night talk really made me realize how much younger I am than them😂💯

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

Abuelito

Is this some weird shame kink where you wanna watch the bankers nymphs frolic but can't bring yourself to ph search it?

The drag show is on the specials, not love on the spectrum... They were talking about love on the spectrum at first but Shane brings up the specials. Just search the specials drag show on youtube it's on there

Jeff the Conqueeftador

Bro I just watched all of love on the spectrum and there was no trans strip club wtf!!! I was waiting the hole series to see that train reck of an episode and nothing!!!!

Long time listener, first time caller. But the southern accent has fucked my world up. I’m probably commenting on the ring episode but it was great. Belt laughing

Where can I find butterly talking about breaking a homeless man’s arm lololol

Jordan Blackburn

feed us

Since Guard dawg is being a lazy fuck, I'll go ahead and say the Spider-Man 9/11 bits had me laughing harder than I have in a while. Bless the dawgz. Now give me my slop.

Tino

I need slop like Shane needs neck kisses

Randellino

The dawgs need the slop my money is on 7pm cst when Guadinarino arrives back home to his parents wifi.

Needs me the slop

imma pussy brat out, feed me slop

GARDINI

Ef Aye Jesus

Oink oink Mathew.

Wheems

🐖

Bradley Mullis

Slop

Upload new pod now or I’m burning more of Noah’s artwork

I've been waiting all day for my sweet sweet boys to deliver my Wednesday slop.. where it is fellas??

Open mic went good last night. Worked on new material. Getting more comfortable and confident on stage. Cheers boys

Any source on that car salesman? Apparently "jacked nipple bald car salesman" doesn't work in google...

Yo no more of that.

black eps are unwatchable almost every time

Comedy Draugr

He lived in Spain for a year and attended games weekly. + Fifa.

Dawgz 2024

He said hi Shane !!!!!

Dawgz 2024

Dude it’s a video game called fifa not foot ball

African Rose

He had a ruud van nistelroy jersey

FIFA

Does Shane have background in soccer or is he just a overall sports fan? He knew Okocha and said he was a big fan of Rooney. I thought americans don't usually get into european football that much.

Samson Herbert Russell

That zebra rug is legendary dude

I’m gay for this black man

joshua fisher

that zebra rug is very tacky Shane come on

Yuck

Another solid paytch boys. I didn't get a chance to hit up any open mics this week. Working and spending the rest of the time with bbg(25 weeks pregnant). Next week I plan on making up for it and getting in those reps on stage. Looking forward to seeing Shane in Bakersfield! Hi Shane!

Every body beefin about Kevin, I thought it was nice on a long drive after work 😂

Colin B

I’m 22. The kids still drink that hard. At least I did before I dropped out of college.

Kevin Iso is a fkn moron, never have that guy on again.

Can you guys quite it with the fucking act outs I'm trying to game... watch it

yo never bring that guy on again wtf was that.

kys

That boring man cant hurt us here in the paytch, we are safe we are DAWGZ

Matt would dig Turkey. Best hitchhiking in the world, Muslim hospitality, and truly one of the spiritual capitals of the world. Look into Rumi the Sufi mystic, dawg. "Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there."

My first college roommate also beat off relentlessly when I was in the room. I asked him not to do it when I was around, and told him like...you know my class schedule, just don't do it when I'm here, or do it in the shower or something. And yet, he kept doing it. Didn't matter if I was asleep or awake. At first I kept it to myself but told some friends in the dorm when it became too much, and he got bullied _relentlessly_ after that, but it didn't bother me because I felt like I gave him plenty of leeway before then. Eventually two stoners with single rooms on the floor who were buddies agreed to swap with us, and I had single rooms from then until I graduated. Dude ruined the whole idea of roommates for me forever. He transferred after the end of the first year, I think.

Travis Murdock

Of course Shane doesn’t strip the bar

Jalen Gray

I cannot wait until Matt gets a hold of the RFK jr JRE cast and starts talking about the “toxic soup” 😂😂

Andrew

If the pod would’ve been better without the guest? The guest wasn’t a good guest. Dummy

Tyler

WTF is Matt reading....

Andrew

Shutup

WoodGrainLeatherSeats

Crying after a night out because you didn't get pussy is funny as fck

This fired off for the dawgsssss

NewFool

This black is much better than the previous free ep black, funnier and more talkative. Sucks when your guests don't mix it up much. To be fair, I'm not talking just about the blacks, I think Francis Ellis is unintentionally hilarious, but cat had Francis' tongue last time he was on, barely said anything. You guys should troll Jordan Peterson's daughter for that lame podcast you guys all did on her show - get WAR MODE with Mikhaila and see where things go = fun for all.

Ya I lowkey agree he was interesting, like not everyone has to be riding the dawgs nuts all the time

Where’s the video of them showing perry the movie and he says DONT MAKE COFFEE please some tell me

CRS-One

Agreed, what a bunch of fucking losers these people are

cloudbloom

Fuck the haters, Kevin was a good guest. Y'all'ms'tve be getting free podcasts anyway so just enjoy it with zero expectations, you sound like entitled babies. If you're expecting high volume quips-per-second go watch Tuesdays With Stories

knee girl phaggot of a guest

T-Swzzle

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ GAY

432 Chinese Hz.

I’m a phaggot for the dawgs no heauxmeaux

Ian Picking

Boyz are looking big

Who let black Gardini on the mic

Going cold turkey off weed. Dreams are so intesnse! Woke up in the sweats last night because I was surrounded by an entire Basketball team of Jacked Studs. They were trying to steal my girl.... McCusker?! Please help!

We slept 3 high in our berthing on my ship and top bunk was the only way to go. You can at least situp in the top bunk

Brendan Taylor

Matt and Shane, do a deep dive on this loony Canadian sauerkraut woman and talk about it. Comedy gold! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9KznJqfU7Ng

McJerkins

The face shane made right before Paytch started, hinting that he wanted the boring fuck to leave, after telling the guest "you can leave or stay, no pressure..."

Yes my sweet boys are all alone. No guest to ruin our time together

Connor Brady

Car salesmen with hard ass nips is Andy Elliot https://youtube.com/@AndyElliottOfficial

Jeff

I don’t get the hate on the guest, he was upbeat and kept crushing jokes and offered fantastic insights. What a treat for us, he said he doesn’t do podcasts and we were blessed by his presence. He should start a solo podcast or join the Kill Tony panel for the 15 year anniversary show. What a talent!

k teezy

Dude I’m using my bosses car and what do you know… a half a sub. Unbelievable coach

they've done it again

Saint G

Matt may have defeated the fake leg bros.

1,000%

What's up, DAWGS. Glad y'all made it. Praise be.

DamTheKid

I’m sure being named Seth by your uncaring parents who raised you like a malnourished turd had people calling you dork quite often. But it’s not exactly that insulting to most people little dude

You're an actual fag if you complain about podcast guests

MATT BRING BACK THE PRANK CALLS