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🕑 Added 2023-06-08 00:51:17 +0000 UTC

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You can here Lemaire sweating behind the camera ~28:00

RC James

What's the book about hitler that Shane is referring to?

Goddamn loss of pressurization took out lameezy on 265

Oh hells yeah

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

Wrong show. It’s the specials

Jeff the Conqueeftador

Bro I just watched all of love on the spectrum and there was no trip to the trans strip club wtf!!! I was waiting the hole series to see that train reck of an episode and nothing!!!!

You’re fucking whacked LOL

Powerful Primate26

I bought Matt's book and had him sign it at Magooby's. Matt and Shane are the best.

sol gare

Ze juice

Why the private dawgs

Michael

Love the doper cam

nicehatmrdog

poop noodle

Jesse Bungalows

https://youtube.com/@immaturecheddercast More channels uploading the paytch here boys

kys

Shane noticing Matt’s chatgpt’s comments had ran their course 3 minutes after he started talking about it and not stopping him until like minute 30 is a pretty funny bit in and of itself. Where the fuck is the self awareness from the shaman though because this episode was fucking brutal

This is an interesting angle, but really this is just for now. Do you not think that In a decade, maybe less, AI will be drafting really high quality writing across genres?

SODA!

Corey

https://youtube.com/shorts/LAnbO4L56dg?feature=share its lemaire

NewFool

Listen to these clueless shits acting like Kimmel is OK because he secured the bag, if they had any balls they'd do like Chapelle and say fuck off with the Hollywood cult. Besides, if you get big enough, no matter how much they love you, the woke will turn on and cancel you, Like Louis. btw: I think the writer's strike is because they were asking for compensation for like residuals that they don't currently get from streaming. So they have some regular show on tv or cable, etc. then that broadcaster or producer gives rights for Hulu or Amazon Prime to play the reruns and shit. Well, think the production company and actors get some money once it goes to these other platforms, but the writers don't. They just want to get paid like the others.

somebodies gonna get it - three six mafia

The whole AI early on thing isn't taking the entire role but using it like performance enhancing drugs. If it can cure writers block, even if it doesn't write the story for you, that's pretty huge. Just to give an idea or an angle someone hadn't htought of to get over a hump

What’s the song playing before Lemaire fails?

Mark Henry looks great in the thumb

Yo the timing is nuts, I work with a big time boozer, dude came in last night with his face all fucked up! I can’t stop saying brewski tumbler and he absolutely wishes he could fight me but I would whoop his ass hahahah

Mai brothas Thank you for the part about sinus arrhythmia. My girl has all the symptoms you talked about and I could never really place what it was. Case closed. DAWGZ

Guard rail please help, I cannot watch video 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 no worky

Kayla

Laurel and Tardy

It was a firefight!!!

Matt and Shane are the modern day Laurel and Hardy

Tom Searfoss

Lemeze has great strength genetics

Lameezy with his arms inside his shirt 😂 whyyyy tho

https://twitter.com/CircularTwin/status/1667569923348897794 this is all that matters tbh in terms of rfk jr. If he becomes the president, the inevitable fall of the western empire can go down with "Frolic" the soundtrack of curb your enthusiasm. - But yes his father and uncle was the greatest chance we've had, priorities however

Joey McCarthy

Anyone know what video they watched of the dorks doing a monologue

21:00 the boys are back

Justin

Still a pretty nice lift

Crankdat

How fucking gay are you? You really want to get a tattoo of a podcast😂

Anyone got a link to that stupid woke writers strike video they’re talking bout ?

Lamorp looking like that dude who took cannonballs to the chest but the Black Version. Barrel chested mofo

Portrait of Lemorp

David

None be a good catholic. But if your gonna sin, S.O.D.T.A.O.E.

The Dominos logo but spelled Donimos

What would be a good Matt and Shane secret podcast tattoo?

Jackson Zante

matt is right you can break out

Jackson Zante

i broke free from the shuuuhmies let this be known!!!!!!!!

Jared Wolbert

God bless you Yung dawg

Lemaire <3

shuddup

It’s Insane Lemorp is even known. Total snapshot of the next generation. Overly confident and doesn’t deliver. Knows more about anime and less about himself. I love him but, my god.

As a graduate of the class of 2020 I can confirm school lunch is not poppin anymore. Michelle Obama made it all nasty

Chris, Esquire

Shane wearing under Armour is funny cause he looks rife with down syndrome.

Brett White

If your last name has a hyphen your dad has a pussy simple as

MattSter Shake

Lamorp giving answers like beetlejuice... "can you bench 265?" 'Who? Me? Yea probably could do it a cuppa times'

Mike James

Lameezy took a dive #FixWasIn

Of course Matt's drinking out of a water bottle inspired by Sisyphus.

No way that was a fucking fart from lemaire. If he didn’t fart he had 265 clean. Dude is a little hobbit

Fuck yes dawg

That sound of Lameezy with the elephant tho

Whaddup breh, I'm back

We NEED to see footage of Shane and Matt’s max bench/squat/dead now.

What's the Hitler book Shane's reading/listening to?

Solid paytch boys. Last night I bombed at a North Hollywood open mic. I needed it, your boy was getting too cocky and had to be brought down. Only listened to it once. It wasn't terrible, but I know I could've done better. Can't wait to get back up there and redeem myself.

William Lawson

Haven’t seen it. They are all good. I’m working on my masters in nursing and still love the dawgs. So yes I am gay and yea I’m a dawg. But I love the pussssay

Lamare’s range of motion is like 3 inches

Ned

Lifting 200 lbs when you are 400 lbs is not impressive

These hatted men 🎩

Matt has an autist's water bottle

I got something you can process

Fee

40$ processing fre

Paid 150 for 2 tickets to the Shane gillis live show

These pudwackers trying to bench is too much

MaddogTannen

Noah's voice sounds really similar to Sam Tallent

Lemaire nailed it. 1 rep = 1 rip

Lemaire needs a powerlifting coach. He actually has some potential.

Anyone goin to Durham show tomorrow?

Ryan Elkins

Fart shit got old. First and only ever complaint. Still a quality payt

Nice

I was still in school when Michelle Obamna ruined the lunches. It wasn't that bad after the change, we still had junk food, just not as delicious junk food.

Nice

The Mark Henry theme fits LeMaire perfectly

The clip of the elephant got me lmfao

Gotta donimate some donimoes

Randellino

Here is a possible plot for an action comedy film starring Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis: Title: The D.A.W.G.S. Genre: Action comedy Logline: Two mismatched undercover cops pose as dog trainers to infiltrate a ruthless crime boss’s canine fighting ring. Synopsis: Matt McCusker and Shane Gillis are D.A.W.G.S. (Detectives Against Wrongdoing and Gangs), a special unit of the Philadelphia Police Department that specializes in undercover operations. They are assigned to infiltrate the illegal dog fighting ring of Big Tony, a notorious crime boss who uses his pet store as a front for his criminal activities. To get close to Big Tony, Matt and Shane have to pose as dog trainers and enter his annual dog show, where the winner gets a chance to join his inner circle. However, they soon realize that they are in over their heads, as they have to deal with Big Tony’s ruthless henchmen, his vicious dogs, and his seductive daughter, who takes a liking to Matt. As they try to gather evidence and expose Big Tony’s operation, Matt and Shane also have to deal with their own personal issues. Matt is struggling with his divorce and his estranged son, who wants nothing to do with him. Shane is dealing with his gambling addiction and his debt to a shady bookie, who threatens to break his legs if he doesn’t pay up. Will Matt and Shane be able to bust Big Tony and save the dogs? Or will they end up in the doghouse themselves? Find out in The D.A.W.G.S., a hilarious action comedy that will make you laugh and bark!

lemaire is like an autistic mark henry the music is perfect

Jeff

This isn’t even a joke but if you ever have commented on a patreon “about time” or anything of the sort in reference to posting the ep late you should just fucking end it. In all seriousness, that’s all.

put some respect on the guard dawgs name

Chicken tender day at school, extra trendies, mashed potatoes and a roll. Unbeatable. Kids would anime run and fight for it.

Is guard dog a retard? Much love

Starling Krentz

2 plates without training is verrry respectable

E

Le meezy high key jacked. 220 without training is awesome.

Stephen Eclairer

The best Al Stewart song is turn into earth. by far

African Rose

220 is more than I was expecting out of lammorpg

Jesse Smith

When Shane was talking about trump ruining that lady he said he dominated her, to myself I said donimateeedddd right before Shane hit the same joke 😂 the dawgs have brainwashed me lmao

Anyone know where to find the video of the writer's monologue jokes?

Phil Gillis

Lameenis could hit 265 in a few months easy if he trained

Ham Sandwich

Happy pride month all you gay boys

The bros mailed it in for this one but the main channel ep was a sweet delicious treat nonetheless

herbius derbius

Found the repanlican

Tommy DeStefano

I cant unsee the toe fists .. then the toe stretches.. bottoms dirty like a teen girl at the beach.. wtf is happening?

Tommy DeStefano

We gotta see Matts fucking long ass toes now? wild shit fellas get it together

Alexander Khlapov

Xbox controllers get their own seats✊

Jose

What should I search for to find the writers strike video?

Shane’s even built like Trump 😂

It's a good day to be a shathead

Will Maclean

Its wild hearing Shane's initial impression of his first special when it's probably the best special of the last 5 years minimum.

Ian Picking

Okay LIBERAL

Matt got all his boys to wait until the pizza cost 25¢ a slice but doesn’t understand why writers would stop working until giant corporations start paying them more. C’mon now

Taylor Holt

Breathing is awesome.

Been over a month since the NFL draft and Shane's gonna have Will Compton on, and keep talking about Christian McCaffery, but we can't get a word about Riley Moss, the first White NFL cornerback since Sehorn. Talk about White dudes not being held down, if this dude can be an NFL corner the rest of us idiots can be whatever the hell we want and it deserves a shoutout.

potentially having a president in your own living room would be a pretty cool story to tell your kids though. I understand where you coming from but the funny factor of having him on would only grow with time. Theo Von’s had him on twice and it was good fun, he’s just a bro with a crazy life, he would listen and laugh when they say crazy shit and he’d know not to just shove talking points up your ass.

Barry McKaukiner

If any of these homies talk about not having money they need a reality check

Joshua Willis

What could be better than getting high with ohbamna talkin history over a few slices of donimoes

Matt's quads are lookin beast

SODTAOE

Wawa Turkey BLT AND the PAYTCH?? blessed are the DAWGS

Anyone have a link to the strike vid they watched? Can't seem to find it anywhere

Something fun to play around with ChatGPT is having it do something for you that you don't know much or anything about. For example, I'm vaguely familiar enough with the Lovecraftian world to know a few characters and a vague idea of the kind of atmosphere created with creepy word play. But not much more than that. So when I tell it to write a short story in the spirit of HP Lovecraft using existing characters and unique new ones; I recognize a couple and then couldn't tell you which ones are other authentic characters or ones that are made up. Just interesting to see it from the perspective of a non-expert. Good enough (or human-creation passing) is where the majority believe it is the quality you (the expert) expect it to be. Whether it is doesn't really matter eventually. I'm working on a project for it to follow my instructions to walk me through downloading free coding software (VS Code combined with a couple official plugins for it that it told me how to get also free), and create a calculator with buttons and a screen rather than just a text based prompt. Using what I learn about instructing it to tell me how to do this, I'm going to attempt to design something I haven't thought of yet that will improve my quality of life, or enhance something I already do in some way.