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🕑 Added 2023-06-01 00:12:55 +0000 UTC

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Speaking of funeral shenanigans…my buddy wants everyone to wear rain ponchos and his body ran through a wood chipper

Andrew Noonan

would definitely subscribe to this

Fuck well said, man. Hi Shane.

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

Jeff the Conqueeftador

Bro I just watched all of love on the spectrum and there was no trip to the trans strip club wtf!!! I was waiting the hole series to see that train reck of an episode and nothing!!!!

If you don't piss outside exclusively after the sun goes down, ur gay

bailey

BOZO

Zimmer Stone

Eww dude. audio only? what, are you? gay?

Cream brown

I’m going to see the dawg!! In Vegas. I was waiting for that boy to come down here

GeneralSquirts

Thank u daddy

The ol' Mare prob dropped the bar on his neck and it became a snuff film.

I got about sixty seconds into this bad boy before I realized…. I’ve been betrayed

I want my dollar back

Guard dog I’m getting hungry!

Didn't pay 5 bucks to be stood up

Liam Sheridan

Where tf is my paytch

Where it at doe. Lamorp is hiding

Matt Brown

okay let’s go

Payton

Where’s thaaaa gabagool!

the DAWGS need to eat

Dudes probably taking a dump chillout. The DAWGS are hungry tho

Matt please post the ep

Bobby Emrick

If I don’t get the paytch right now I’m turning to Rachel Maddow

🐷🐷🐷 piggies are getting mighty hungry.

Keep Fishing

Just seen lemaire at Dave and busters

Ima just rip my dick off, fuck it

Max Stefforia

Got my tickets for detroit sep 9th.

& a coke head response.

Ohh ok, thanks Clayton. Nice name!

You sound like a coke head.

Prove it

No one wants to hear your dumb ideas.

Who is- ohhhhhhh 💦

Where can a Dawg pitch a business idea 😂😂 - seriously though. What email?

guess i'll binge mini stallion till the paytch drops

Randellino

"The heavens" is whatever beyond we can't claim to know for sure about or reject. Whatever you believe the sentiment is real.

Devon

LaMeezy is fighting for his life under that bar as we speak

SkiptoAcceptance

Catholics don't believe in heaven, silly.

SkiptoAcceptance

OVER. oh, wait... bench what now? i thought we were guessing weight

Randellino

Sorry about your uncle Shane. I bet he is so proud peering in from the heavens.

Taking live betting on lemeezy over or under 200 bench

SkiptoAcceptance

you can't mention the paytch and then not have a paytch. not for honest Johns!

Will Wickham

Whats the presale code

Boys.. Your drug dealers. You gotta have the product on time. We have a deal $5 a month and you give me my fix.

they never had balls

content. now. lets go

African Rose

Fix War Mode

Lmaoo they said he wants to watch his son experience his first pump. Now thats some disgusting fathers hahah

I need to be fed oink oink

And now it worked for charlotte if I clicked best seats

Worked for OKC too.

Thank you! For anyone wondering it worked for the Detroit show

SGLive not working for charlotte

SGLive

what is shanes artist presale code? Trying to snag tickets early for his grand rapids show but haven't heard him mention an artist presale code in any of the podcasts recently

Abuelito

lemorp and his brother are the disgusting brothers. war mode finds videos of people who make the kinds of bizarre choices those guys make

Cream brown

The new war mode I just heard and it seems they got butthurt from being called the disgusting brothers . Now they lift and shit

African Rose

Fix War Mode

African Rose

Its cringe. Makes me douche chill with the retarded prayers and bad accents. watch the town if you need a movie that cheer leads white Irish criminals...if you're that much of a plastic paddy in the first place that is....And no...not the departed thats a korean rip-off. You're a dog brain so what the fuck do you know about movies anyway.

I have two dads, fag.

I may be wrong here but boondock saints aged well for you to say it doesn’t just means you have never been to war my friends

What a woman

Dunno if it'll make you feel better or worse but it was hot, and nasty

I drilled yr mum

Cream brown

Shane has a son who does YouTube videos the channel is called randomstuff

African Rose

Fix War Mode

How in the fuck do these guys never come to Chicago? Last time Shane was in Illinois, he went to Schaumburg, like a pussy. I know a ton of drill rappers who would enjoy their comedy.

Sean Carson

I know you hate Ohio but you should come back to Dayton

Ah fuck I forgot the z , God dammit, wtf , im a huge piece of shit dude sorry man , let me cup for balls for a day

Dawgz 2024

Logan . You’re trolling? I’m thinking .

Dawgz 2024

Learn how to spell

The visual of a dead carcass of a human just rocketing into the ceiling made cry laughing

Now that I have your attention!! Can you boys come to the Emmaus theater with Metzger? This titty filled town needs some d.a.w.g.s!!

Huge swollen pussy..

Levi

Need more tibble lore on the pod

Yah screw that dork. Get dorked.

Ballwin da Lepur Kang

Hulk Hogan Im coming for you Shane Gillis

please. for the love of god, will you help?

shane, the fate of humankind rests with me. its imperitive that i speak to elon. can you pass me on to st. rogies??? this is not a joke. you will want to be able to say you played a role in saving the earth from woke

Dick Suckley

Stfu dork

African Rose

R.I.P War Mode was a good cast while it lasted.

Junior Saldierna

Good luck on the spesh Matt dawg we know you’re going to kill it

Paul Froelich

RFK is on JP's podcast rn, God Wills It.

gone all fuckin hollywood

African Rose

you sound like a concussion

Beau

https://youtu.be/Jo6fKboqfMs?t=18

Can one of the fellow D.A.W.G.Z. explain the “okayyyy” chillis has brought out last couple eps

Abuelito

Hi Matt, why you ignoring my calls Matt

Lot of thick bulls and jacked chads tonight. Unbelievable show

Shane, just watched the Indy show and holy fuck that was magical. Crush the late one 🙌🏽

African Rose

Big Jay Oakerson fight at airport footage https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1685761819938210.webm

Anyone have any extras for Matt’s taping tonight. Fuckin loser friend wants to bring his girl now too.

I feel like my open mics in North Hollywood are getting better. Might be good enough to open for Brendan Shaub soon.. awesome pod as always boys.

hrrrglass

That is exactly what nursing is, touching butt 25/7 and telling the people how they failed their own bodies Tell ya what tho working with a bunch of hot women is pretty sweet deal

The kings are delivring every week, okay shane, real nice,, matt youre the border patrol, and the combination is the national state we all need.. go DAWGZ, still will be a cult with ass play within reach. Girls copy boys, everytime, pride,, AUDITION IRL.

I think the Shaman needs to bust out that flute for his special.

this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever listened 2

Notre dame lacrosse brought me to the Irish nation. So sick! The potato boys did it

Shane, you gotta try chivalry 2 it’s free on game pass, bound to be a hit with the dawgz

cloudbloom

Shoutout to us Boise dawgz I was born and raised here. My birthday is also in July on the 29th too, I'll be 40 this year

Bro your not coming to boise anymore July 14? That’s my birthday you fat fuck better get back buddy or else I WILL keep watching the Paych

African Rose

Fathers day soon....Time for a Phil Gillis cast

New grandfathered poor here, not to brag 😉

Al

matt… chill with the spoilers dawg

Eric Boyd

Back deck piss is one of life’s greatest treasures

Not enough credit for the "Turd Reiche" Great joke.

i'd love to see him bust

Would love to see the shaman bust out the flute for the special

Can’t wait to be witness history Saturday. Best of luck to the Shaman.

Brad Koehler

I'm crashing the barns wedding

Somebody put the mccuskers on BLP Kosher

Smoothjazzsundays

Alexis Texas is where it’s at

The DAWGZ blessed us with this paytch

EDub

That entire wild funeral riff took me the fuck out

Trying to get it right after this pod?

Jesus Christ, this was too funny! 😂

Delyn Kirstein

Weird they don’t own their own trains

watch the show on time dumbasss

Weren't they hating on his cargo shorts too?

Fuck you guys for spoiling succession

where is the planet fitness story

It is impressive that Matt can’t hold down a regular job. The story of him getting hired at planet fitness only to quit because he had to do a schedule on a computer made me laugh so hard.

Was helping a customer and laughed out loud when Shane said “Turd Rike”😭

Dr. Peter Venkman

Austin Texas is so gay

Wolfcat Actual

Tell Shane I will buy his Pelaton off of him. Seriously, Gardini, tell him. I’m tryna get this butt right for summer.

i tell my kids 'we won the war, so we can say indian style, redskin, and ya daddy can say 'ching chong' till they come over the ocean and PAST the dirty Hawaiians and make me!'

Matt

The question is if they’re actually moving to Austin would Gardawg also go?

The Fatchelor needs to be made!

have RFK on the podcast

BC

Anthony was funny af on the militia gilly and keeves sketch. Solid guest.

This episode made me feel like such a chump for choosing sober living via union based work with a bill of a latina that grows my creampies into citizens as we reside in a overpaid for box ... Instead of chasing the glory that was my standup days.... not that id have made it, but damn does a dawg get thirsty at times

Fr they broke boys

The Halloween skeleton noise Shane makes at 45:10 made me cry at work. Blessed

whoooooo!!!!

WE ON PATREON HANDLEN BUIZNESS! I’m tired of hearing dudes on YouTube, “Dawgs rejoice” and u ain’t on Pateron, man get the fuck outta my face with that..

Man we the REAL DAWGS

Matt mcusker intro Rollerblade through Kenzo full gear helmet wrist pads etc with a old school Walkman and a cheesy 80s sting playing. Perfect intro to your special

Haram Keller

Backyard party tent weddings are objectively better than any indoor venue.

Mike Jones

The turd reich

Jordon white

So is LeMaire in Cincinnati this week or nah?

Jeffery Morton

BLESSED ARE THE AUDIOCRATS

Matt should do a 9 minute Rollerblade intro. And be terrible at Rollerblading. Just so long, looking like bambi on ice for no reason.

Joseph Brown

Matt needs to get Luis to rollerblade with him for the intro

Thunder rooms, lightning strikes, brother.

Dawgz 2024

Absolutely fire 🔥

Dawgz 2024

Or are you gay and you eat ass?

Dawgz 2024

Eat ass?

Thanks boys I been dogging shane in IG comments I feel bad every like I get

Mike Hunt

https://youtu.be/e9dIRkvVKro

Jack Burke

swaaaaaaag surfin on this fine wednesday

Rollerblade POV through Kensington should be the credits

toler

dawgs straight putting in work on this pod

Shane made a throwaway statement of lots of presidents cheating on their wives. I’ve listened to the President pods with Louie 2-3x so now I need 4 hours of the cheating president stories. Haha.

Brutal guest

Kill the special Matt! Looking forward to it. Excited to share your comedy with the masses.