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🕑 Added 2023-06-01 00:09:38 +0000 UTC

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Shane just 1 up-ing every single dead body burial is absolutely why he is the best in the bizznesss right now.

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Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

Agreed, this guest was super lame

bailey

^everyone hated this guy, dumbass

Comment from a casual

Least funny episode in a long time. The guest sucked ass. He wasn't into it and it shows

Nurses don’t go to school for 8 years

Magic Powers

Go back to Cambodia, ladyboy.

life movie review

Adam Garett

I’m from Cambodia I love putting that cath in these Vietnam vets 🇰🇭🤣😂

John

Guard dawg, for the love of god please clean the lens on that damn camera. It gets foggier every week

lemaire cutting his burgers with sausage let’s me know he throws down on the grill lol

Jeff Pinz

Shane you gotta go fully loaded next week in Baltimore please dude

i’m just tryna see if lemaire succeeded or not lol

same

Literally the only patreon I'm even subscribed too you guys kill it

Saint G

Lemaire fucking a FTM is more straight than you guys not dropping this cast.

Randellino

I think the prods drop the paytch when back in Philly.

im tryna see lemorp get this trachea get crushed by 265

Brian weis

SGLive

The video new ep is being held by the dawgs because it reveals deeper truths

Ryan Pascoe

Where’s the video ??

Saint G

LeMaire is trying to hold up the video from getting out. The people need to see the truth.

For fucking real, pray to allah he doesn’t get hurt lmao

Saint G

I want to see Lemeezy Bench!

Arf arf

Bradley Mullis

Where’s my fucking slop

Cobrataint

Someone get bill away from the rest stop bathrooms and back on the mic

When are tickets dropping for sugar land uncle Shane

what is shanes artist presale code? Trying to snag tickets early for his grand rapids show but haven't heard him mention an artist presale code in any of the podcasts recently

Ryan Willis

This Patreon is earning somewhere between 1 - 4 million dollars a year.. holy crap! Who needs SNL 😂😂

Dawgz 2024

Could you live that down? Ffs.

Dawgz 2024

Dawgz unite!

'spoilers', grow tf up

Big Mike the Chocolate Dyke

Sometimes I think Matt is what Haley Joel Osment was meant to look like grown up

You dick fucks... maybe name the episode "succession spoilers"...

Luke Service

Honestly being taxidermied in a 3 point stance would GOAT material

Skovich

HOH HO HO HO HOH

Saw Shane in Cinci this past weekend. LaMaire's set was better than I expected. Ahmad would be a solid podcast guest. Shane's new set is solid. Can really see the formulation of future jokes through the pod

10/10 Paytch

Luis is still salty about the basketball game lol

Y’all my fav podcast. I didn’t listen to any till MSSP 🔥🔥♥️ hope y’all cum back to Aus

Everyone here should check out matt and shane's podcast with Mckayla Peterson. So much fun on mushrooms

cmon guys podcasting a white mans game, can't we just have something to ourselves ?

I bet Shane’s butt has some serious jiggle, I’m chubbin at the dentist just thinkin about it

Will the crum king gerbies ever grace the dawgz again?

Lol nice one dawg

Your welcome

Thank you

Rise and fall of the third reich is pretty good second half’s kinda a bummer tho

Also any recommendations for a good one…

Anyone know which hitler book Shane’s reading?

Steven Vega

Holly shit 10min in and I’ve literally never laughed so hard Feeling like the first time I got high lol

Get Gerbiez back on.

Yup...I've seen other casts shit the bed trying to go big willy style. LOS/RAP sadly seems to be heading that route with CGI backgrounds. Embarassing.

As a MASSIVE fan…I have one piece of advice….never go bigger with production. There has never been a better podcast and part of it comes from the honesty and carelessness of your dialogue. But also the fact that is still looks like a podcast that started 3 months ago. It gives the cast a sense of realism other casts don’t have. In other words…don’t get some awesome studio or hire ACTUALLY talented producers…NEVER CHANGE BROSSSSS!! This cast should become HUGE at some point and I don’t want it to become something bigger when that happens. 1 camera in the living room is soooo ICONIC!

mmaland

The shaman blessed philly last night 🙏

The Dawgs killed the show last night in cincinnati. everyone did awesome !! all praise for the DAWGS

The Dawgs were on their extra silly tip today

Travis Murdock

It’s not a Patreon episode without Shane annihilating lemaire and Shane getting immediately sad after

Michael Albini

For the love of Christ, please pay homeless people to ride up with you to your special Matt that would be amazing

Hooked on Ebonics

Name the dating game “sheeit”

Hey - go get you a Master's degree in asswiping.

The entire funeral bit had me dying lol. From wearing an SS officer uniform to airbags in the coffin, just all around insane haha

cda steez

Ayyyyy he stayed for the paytch. This guy is funny.

Great show today Shane thank you

If you're watching video, just watch it on YouTube

Tubs

Shane said brother a lot this day

Decent ep but god damn this app sucks balls . Freezes constantly and god forbid you try to pause it you’re waiting for 10 minutes for it to buffer back . Call H Foley cause this app is GARBAGE

Shane lemme hit

Lmao pretty sure it was on this one they briefly talked about how “non-comedians just don’t get it” fucking Christ, Shane hanging out with that fat moron Bert is going to kill our dogs.

@shane we are you gonna go drinking after your shows in cincy? First BL crystal is on me

is anyone else erect?

I'm in Germany right now. Definitely keep an eye on these fellas.

ANOTHER HISTORY PAYTCH PLEASE SHANE❤️

I miss egress window cuskie

Ballwin da Lepur Kang

Hulk Hogan Im coming for you

Matt, great thighs brother. You should walk the pride parade. Just flex on them. You can look but not touch

ok, let's go

i see em tomorrow at 7 i’m hyped!

Cruze Cruze

Just saw the set in Cincinnati you the best Shane bless the dawgs

if all white people were this funny that'd be pretty cool 😎 excellent episode

Jackson

Who else is a Grandfathered Poor?!?

They need to make a show about Greg the egg

RyanTEA

Shane, u and Mckeever have to make a movie and bring the gang… release it next summer ….. quit this podcast being “hard work” bullshit …. Get a job

Turf reicht was under appreciated

Cobrataint

9.2/10

Fucking hilarious ep boys. I wanna see Matt do his own show where he takes anonymous calls from porn addicts and they talk about the most fucked up stuff they jerk off to

Riker Alcoholic

Of course Shane had to show off his salt life with a remote for the AC. Someday I will earn the privilege of such extravagance.

You all gotta check out Nic Swardson’s stand up about how he wants his funeral to go. Same logic as these two maniacs.

Shane’s thighs are brighter than my future

Peanut Arbuckle

How messy was the divorce?

This guy vs gardini for the king of mush mouth

Anton Siekmann

Had the same wedding described. Tent in my own back yard, kegs, central PA cheap ass catering, waay too loud sound system, shot guns, got blacked out at my own house til 4am. Spent $5k Fuckin ruled.

JMenz

Also keg swamp wedding is literally Shrek 1.

ZepTube

shane scratched his ass a little hard on the first ep and had to change shorts for the paytch lmao

There's a guy at my work with the same water bottle as Matt, he's got autism

JMenz

thought Shanes boxers was the crease where his ass cheek meets the hams for a sec got damnn

Jack

This show got so gay

Brandon

Can buy all the ingredients on nuts.com and make your own for the low

Does anyone know where they buy their mushroom pills from?

MuscleMan42

I still think he should’ve gotten Blades

Shaman will need a massage after carrying these eps.

James Sullivan

trump on fox tonight boys. Blessed are those who lay in slop.

The host gives credit scores lol

Nathan Keegan

Matt seems to have really settled into using his fake legs

Aaron richards

I’ve lost count of this killing spree of eps both regular and paytch that are just absolute non fucking stop. The dawgs firing on all cylinders 📈📊

Yo fr, no one asked

A truly crud guest but the funeral talk was hilarious

Jesse Bungalows

This is honestly the most I've laughed for a long time. This is a top tier paytch episode, I think you're doing yourself and all other dawgz a disservice

James

Praise Allah

Jeffery Morton

KEEP EM COMIN

Chachi

What happened

I like the airbag idea… but how bout a machine fucking actuator attached to the hips. Mid funeral, casket starts bumpin. thrustin again baby! Then put her into overdrive 😂

DEREKvs TheWorld

his fake accent is annoying as hell.

DEREKvs TheWorld

RIP barndawg

Update: I can't do it boys, this one stinks. I'm going to fall asleep to an old ep for the 100th time. Stay blessed, dawgz.

You know I love the dawgz, but this guest absolutely sucks. Just came from the YT to the paytch and going to tough it out, but good God almighty was that hard to watch.

Up the ra

We wanna see the ufc fights! I wanna see the shaman spaz out

David

Rob someone for the 50$ bullshit seats or just use your gun and get in there, not killing but folks are scared of those things. And if you dont have a gun buy one and fucking shoot yourself pussy

It pisses me off when Shane doesn’t follow through with his true gender identity! I swear to god I’ll leave the paytch, if he doesn’t realize he’s a hot woman in a sundress!

Btw if you ever go through this don’t look at you babes on Instagram and go to sleep and give your self a woody like the day after surgery and have all the blood pool and turn your tenis deep purple

dawgz

You guys got me through having one of my nuts removed because of cancer.

herbius derbius

Ice cream

Just watched the mets beat the phils at citi now i get to watch the dawgs n laugh abt it

It’s always pride month somewhere. I’m getting swung on by a guy named Rylan and a guy who calls himself “Angus”. This conversation isn’t going very straight. Moo, motherfucker.

Angus

Happy pride month!!

Wtf what?

wtf

Jackson

Also, I’m definitely not going to hipster Over-the-Rhine for coffee. But, if you go out for drinks, go to Ruby’s for steaks, and next door is some kinda okay bar. But try to make it to Covington, KY and go to Molly Malone’s.

Celebrating

Hey dude, I live in Cincinnati. Huge fan of both you guys. Can’t make it to the show this weekend because I made some poor life choices and ended up a broken, drunken house painter, with a teenis that makes my bank account look large, but I might go downtown for coffee. Hope I run into you so I can ask why you shit on my city. Jk. It sucks here. Hope it goes well.

herbius derbius

Tell the disgusting brothers to release a new paytch

Jackson

What are we doing if Biden wins again boys?

Shane was on one today😂😂

No grown man should ever say ugh

@Liam Sheridan what a shit name. Liam= big gay

i was having a nice day until your womanly comment sent me over the edge. i just took out my existential rage on my little brother's pet gerbil. thanks, bitch.