A VERY INTERESTING MOLECULE PAYTCH

Loser here

John Hurt

Easy The One They Call Small PP

Chase Atkinson

Conan once double booked Rory Scovel and John dore? and they both performed at the same time, Matt should check that out

FetterTeenis

Talking my language

TexAg

Kyrie absolutely destroyed Dallas’s locker room 😭

African Rose

I'll take cult classic legend for a bit i made taking a shit ty

African Rose

Dragon ball z is for black nerds. Youre just screaming about a reference nobody gets and its predicated by porn addiction. Youre not really a sex addict anyone who watches anime is a virgin...just do honest shit in future.

Shanes usually the one to nervously call out lulls in podcasts hes a part of. Weird to see him on his phone so much during these eps.

Yes I totally get that. Also at the end of the day it's all just jokes. I'm not really a sex addict and I'll watch porn to nut maybe once a day then shut it off. Always plenty of other topics to joke about. Just take the bombing, learn from it, and move on.

The Mad Heytore

That would be stupid

The Mad Heytore

Exited outta the hub… so I guess I’ll just finish here

tiniest meat

porn and jerking off should be utilitarian, not something you really look forward to, anticipate, or get excited for. if you feel "off" or like something isn't right, you might just need to crack one off real quick and be done. sometimes when I start to get agitated I realize that it's because I haven't nutted in a few days, so I go take care of it and move on. if youre treating porn like anything else you're infecting your brain. everyone knows porn is nothing like real life sex just like everyone knows fast and furious isnt like real life driving. you watch it for fun for a little bit, but you dont let your mind trick you into thinking you can do that stuff for real

Ever since guard became a big shot funny guy the pod is never on time! Got to stop letting Lemaire drive

imagine president trump with tourette's

FUKK U TWO

Sebastian M.

Sound the alarm

And so begins our weekly game of chicken. Drop the ep or we start offing ourselves at noon. Balls in your court

The weird thing about watching porn is that you begin to critique it. Like you can totally tell when the woman is just not that into it or when the guy is overselling it. The best part is when the woman is overselling it because it reminds you of a Dragon Ball Z character powering up (then I act it out) "Ohhhh Shiiiiii Fuuuuuck"

So you guys talked about Prince for over a half-hour never once mentioned the Dave Chappelle skits???

C.Stilwell

5 4 MAN WHORE

C.Stilwell

You should just yelled “IMA 5’4” MAN WHORE”

Dr. Fill

Well....here we are again boys...

Too many cucked whites are scared of being called racist much less have enough spine to fight for themselves. Then you have a portion of fat retarded whites who worship rap and sportsball. The few that advocate for themselves and others like them are quickly silenced much like your youtube comments.

Yea that joke was about as good as prince

🤨

African Rose

Hi Shane

African Rose

fetterwoman

African Rose

Addicts are usually weak annoying people who don't realize they are a burden on others. People watch comedy to laugh not be reminded of weak people in their families. You should try relatable material and not stuff that makes you seem like a self defeated millennial with impulse control issues there is enough of those in comedy and in the audience. shit I'll even give you a joke I just made up right now for you with a lead in to other topics. ''I thought we had progressed as a society I truly did folks...but even today you find racism in places you never thought you would...I was in a laundro-mat the other day and they had WHITES ONLY machines'' Now you can double down on this with some irony if you like ''But there was a nice old black lady loading up a machine with socks so in solidarity I gave her THE nod and held up my BLM fist and said ''Fuck the racist chinks that own this place right sister?'' she just stared at me. Someone has to stop this asian hate. etc etc

Our boy Fetterman is dressing like he’s making an appearance on the cast when he is going to make a vote on the senate floor

Jackson

I mean yeah I guess I have “learned” that but it’s not fucking right!! It’s almost like they WANT a race war to happen

Skill issue

Bombed so hard at Burbank open mic last night, but I double downed and had fun and finished the 5min set. First off, gotta hold myself accountable. I have things I need to work on, but also....Best set of the night won a spot next Wednesday with Joe Bartnick...so everyone was in it for themselves. I get that. But come on. Sex addict jokes and porn jokes were too much for them. I'm my own worst critic. I listened to it on the ride home and it actually wasn't that bad...but whatever. It was still fun.

why is this version different? won't let me listen. is this on youtube?

MattzaBallz

RIP Gordon Lightfoot, hope Shane pays tribute to him on the jukebox again 🙏

John R

Lemaire got turned on to the caine. And he's black. That's why he can't control his lower Chakra urges. He'll literally stick it in anything.

She said she was tweelllvvveeee

Haven’t you learned by now they’re a protected class, even criticizing them is racist and pointing out their massively high amount of violent crime and rape is a censoring offense. Black fragility

Jackson

I don’t even say the n word lol. I just say something like “black people…” and then I fucking get banned from commenting for 24 hours!!!

NewFool

Shane pouring out a little of his tranny brand wobble pop for Gordon Lightfoot; Shane actually singing pretty well (for a big, half-retard wigger dufus, *said with much love*) "The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" in a past cast.

Lemaiere is a low confidence gay guy

Powerful Primate26

the music you guys listen to is fucking autotune garbage poop shit and you should be embarrassed. LoL Also, Matt, why the fuck are you carrying around that massive jug? Retarded my friend.

Powerful Primate26

SODTAOE

Kyle Kennedy

What should my senior quote be

GGGGG

FUCK

Gay, can't listen to this on a drive

Ahhh yes, Borgs. A classic beverage enjoyed by the McCusker Army nation wide. 😮‍💨

Michael

A paych is a paid-for sexual arrangement between two or more men

GeneralSquirts

You dirty little cock teases, how are you gonna have a UFC tournament directly after the cast and tell us about it? Quit dangling that carrot and feed the hungry boys

You gotta call them something else, use code words. Try “branch managers”

Jackson

Also… I get banned from commenting on youtube every 2 days for pointing out that black people do crimes

Jackson

Shane’s knowledge of music is embarassing.

Jim

Sat in work right now in Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 doing fuckall and enjoying the Patreon. Thanks for the content Matt and Shane

Jesus I just read some of the comments... now it looks like I'm joining in on the bitchfest... I'm just new here trying to figure out Patreon. This was fine for me. Do we need better video quality for the fantasy?

The cure for a hangover is a company called zbiotics

Right but this is just the locked part of the video... I watched the first hour on youtube for this one a few days ago... or is the youtube video on here too somewhere?

Chad

I like the video on here better. Who likes to use other apps or close their phone or look at comments while the video is playing? Not me or anybody else here in 1960.

New to Patreon... So you still listen to pod elsewhere, then come here for the afterparty essentially? Not bitching, just trying to figure out what's going on. Also WTF is a PAYTCH?

k teezy

Another satisfied customer 😏😎

Walt

Kenyon Martin cmon fellas

shane fartis

Gardini needs to either shave the moustache or lose the glasses because right now he just looks like those novelty disguise glasses

BoomBoomLou

Me too. Throat goat style.

Can we get a Phil special regarding the Tucker news?

He grew up on only BET of course he’s not okay

Booker T

YouTube can suck on my thang

Nacho

It may be apocryphal, but I heard that Neil Hamburger once told a joke that began, "What did Anthony Kiedis say to the 14 year old girl he brought into the backstage bathroom?" and he would tell this joke to a stadium of fans WHILE he was opening for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on their Australian tour.

Everytime I listen to the dawgs its like I'm chopping it up with two old friends.

Is Matt okay?

k teezy

just sucked down some blue chew bout to ram this homeless lady

Dawgz 2024

Damn Tim you gonna let him talk to you like that,?

Johnblaise Peltier

https://youtu.be/LhWYd2KLaEQ

Who's the yellow shirt with aids

Yellow dude sucks wtf is he even in for he’s not funny

You sound mysterious and cute. But yeah he sucks

bailey

it's actually a retarded question

Rusty

Only for you and your sick ass style Tim

Fag

Rusty

Hi Shane, hope you aren’t basing your worth on todays comments.. go live, live your life my friend.

Kevin Murray

Hah! Lies

Kevin Murray

Was listening to the free ep of the pod before the Patreon (“paytch”) transition…and Shane promised to continue talking about Prince. He did not continue talking about Prince.

k teezy

can we play madden and beer pong at joe derozas first? and then start working on pipelining cold calls for roof repair company out of las cruces

Woah slow your horses there El Paso one step at a time. I’d like to see you get a couple years in filing taxes before we start with the privilege

k teezy

and then can hang out with elite white comic and see road bobs ?

You’re off to a fantastic start! Get you a thin blue line sticker for your f150 and some type of punisher decal.

No it doesnt. Wont play when phone is closed

k teezy

fuck yeah dude gonna start cookin up math yo

It does the same thing! Doesnt work

This might be a dumb question. But does tim butterly say the same shit on every podcast?

Throat cream pies all around. And you should be white man qualified

k teezy

I like waxing thick tinas but if I 6 9 my dad can I be white man?

Shit ain’t hard to do just start being sexually attracted to family members and you’re halfway there

Cuskers Psuedo Science sends me through the fuckin roof sometimes

Love that y’all are bringing the crew on like that.

swagpubes

Listen to the audio you mad man

For a comedian that yellow shirt dude fucking SUCKS aaaaassssss, put lameezy on

Broo go back to YouTube i can't close my phone and listen at the same time now

Thanks

William Grant

Meth Storm (2017) it's brutal

Jesus lemairre is such a loser it gives me second hand ptsd

Jeff Lunsford

If you two were pirates you’d be the two pirates from the Johnny depp films. The bald one and the wooden eye one.

Film a special w the camelback filled w BLs u fairy

k teezy

damn bruh y’all funny as shit I want to be a white guy now so fuckin bad dude

What’s the doc called that they referenced about the family doing meth?

Grrrb

Can’t believe there’s losers who missed the $1 subscription and have to pay 5 now

Thomas

Stoner Dadz was amazing but have faith it’ll be back

Kenny Curwood

Matt only getting BET explains everything

Haram Keller

Every rose has its thorn.

go onto rumble you cucks

Yooo the rose has some thorns

African Rose

you're white. stop saying ''yo''

African Rose

sometimes god gives you what you need not what you want.

marshall hurley

Wtf yo. The video keeps freezing every 5 to 10 minutes. Why can’t I open this video in YouTube like usual? Wtf yo playing videos on the Patreon app sucksssss d*ck

Jack

Bro emo rap got insanely huge.. XXXTENTACION .. JUICEWRLD .. LIL peep. All these emo rappers die tho

Jack

Bro that show was getting so bad.

Jack

Yeah I was a day 1 and canceled my sub like 2 months ago. The show got stale very fast.

Nicky Splashburn

Another feather in the cap of “black anime dudes are insane”

John R

Is that what your uncle used to shout at you in the back of the church? Are you THAT kind of bear?

John R

That makes one of us

thought I was too fucked up and the video was blurry, turned out to just be shit resolution

I just want stoner dadz back

The #1 tranny podcast in the US

Matt is too far from Shane. Unfluffly or whatever.. get a better cushion or don’t, get a table between ya. Would be more presentable!

Why don’t you stfu and release the kid you have chained in your attic

Powerful Primate26

fuck you need Gay tube for when you can watch it right here?

Bear112

Ride that dick harder, faggot

Lauren

agreed.

Trim Bwegons

Patreon vid player is better. I can actually do other shit on my phone while I listen whereas I can't with Jtube

Kenny

They phoned this episode in just like the free one and they couldn't even do an hour

Shane your looking shredded these days

so is stoner dadz forreal over?

I bought a solo ticket to the Pittsburgh show like a fucking incel Lemaire lets go get some MTFs bro

Everything you say to meeee!

Christories with Chrissy D is probably more on your level, it’s a good’n too

Pop Tart

J's Rock!

i done been catfished.

Bryce Dunn

Thanks, this shit crashed 8 times on me

Noel

Why has there not been a naked cast?

Riker Alcoholic

How is Gard-Dog so much better at producing than Jamie is at Rogans? Am I missing something? Maybe it’s a 1000 times harder to look stuff up in Texas for some reason I don’t know about.

dude that's like the funniest fucking comment I've ever read, that's amazing thanks for sharing your gift

oldirty weedian

why is the producer on screen? no need for the mumbling garbage dog

Get Pete on the pod 🙏🏻

Technically yes, but if you followed them you know that was false advertising.

weren't they the 4th seed when he joined lol

homie don't play that

imagine not finding the fullscreen button smh ong fml up my butt sry tbh that was cap

Mavs season was too far gone for Kyrie to save. He sticks around they’ll be interesting next year.

Jacob

Hello Mr Shane and Mr Matt. Come to Tacoma. Mr Tim is coming tomorrow night. As a community, we will come support.

Tibbs McFish

Matt saying he dares his daughter's future bf to get him hard. We all know his porn search history 🤣

Ur self faggot* Don’t talk to my daddy’s like that you fucking skunk

Ian Harding

Thank you dawg

Malvachi

https://youtu.be/Vqc7EIHtk08 YouTube link

bailey

He can go be mediocre on his own cast.

bailey

Im sick of his voice AND mustache!

thumbnail tricked me into believing gardini wouldn’t needy-girlfriend his way into the cast.

okay good prank but lets go back to YouTube next time like grown ups. This embedded video shit sucks

Gotta be honest this was inconvenient.

Taylor jones

(AUSTRALIAN ACCENT) Oy cunt let me know that username so I can beat your ass in ufc. I got both consoles

This sucks guys

Dr Sponge is fine. You guys sound like bitter twats

Fuck u tube?? If you got banned of utube ud kill your self faggot

Ubsubbed

Need YouTube

JTube most be coming down hard on the boys

Mike Duncan - Revolutions

Zakery Kates

Bring back the YouTube!!!

Dan carlin brooooo

MJ510

Need that ufc tourney 😈

Alex Paniouchkine

Patreon player is the Devil!

Wah I'm a gay giant baby who needs to watch 3 men sit on a couch doing nothing to pretend like they're my friends

LeMaire is a thoroughly disgusting human

Why cant i watch this wtf

Are you the rapist? Or no connection?

uncle murmur

Dan Carlin's hard-core history

https://landchad.net/peertube/

Bring back the TUBE. What in hell is Patreon player

Gimme da tube

Tristan

fuck patreons video player bro u toob is better

tiniest meat

History On Fire with Daniele Bolelli is pretty dank

Drew Shirazi

Indians love Chuck e cheese

Drew Shirazi

Dude there's nothing to watch lol they just sit and talk there's almost never any like clips being played or anything

What’s a good history pod I can listen to that isn’t on some gay iheartradio shit

B Dot

Get gawrd dog the fuck back on production

B Dot

What the fuck is this bullshit

Johnny Cage

Seeing a lot of con man hate on YouTube lately, too. He’s prob a nice guy, but he ain’t funny and his “poor family of greeenwich” liberal Bull Shit just makes him a dime a dozen amateur liberal comic.

what O'Connor do?

I like it this way. Haters get bent

I can confirm borg is a very real thing, good job Matt

who cares?

Powerful Primate26

nor surprised, Gillis is the greatest, but O'connies is an unlikable retarded fuckin douche that needs to stay off the stage and camera.

This is gay. Can't download it. Lemorp you suck!

ah shit, no youtube version?

If you like Bryce Savage..Look up ROBBIE TRIPP lol

Gardrail

I need to see a ufc tourney streamed

https://www.bainbridgeisland.com/hes-a-pinball-wizard-racking-up-double-bonus-points-with-todd-macculloch/

I saw the big dawg run the new set in Toronto I thought it was better than the special. my girlfriend came without any knowledge of the pod and only having seen a few gilly and Keeves sketches and she enjoyed the set. She didn’t like dr Adolph sponge the local lady opener or naim.

Patreon app is poo poo

DEREKvs TheWorld

i still do that too. so emabarassing

God the Patreon player is aids

How about a filmed paytch of you guys playing each other UFC🤷🏻‍♂️

fuk google fuk youtoob

Jesse Bungalows

Please put it back on the tube guys. At least take it to a vote.

Jesse Bungalows

Lol wtf are you talking about brosef? If you can't set up a fake Google account how do you manage to function in society? Honest question.

African Rose

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1682594674421466.webm

Obamna

Mmmm Good Boy

YouTube hit the boys with a peepee smack?

lazy smh

paytch video player is a real stinker

BigSteve

NOW you tell me, after I watched to whole thing. Thanks, but next time could you text the link to all us Patreon subscribers?

Damn, I can't play this in the background while surfing insta or looking at porn like when I have it on YT. But fr, the quality sucks here ngl

Alexander Neu

chrome cast muh dudes.... it does more shit than you think. we got this up on the 105 incher as we speak

This stinks. Bring back YouTube

gardini the garden snake stole my bitch and I ain't even mad at it

I usually play it off my TV with YouTube now smh

SickNastyGnarly

Damn no more stoner dads :( I hope Butterly and Matt keep doing shit together, their chemistry is too good

Dawgz you gotta lost this to YouTube

levi mercer

You tube is better. For fgr

The ballz on garddog to come after youtube when his entire stardom relies in it.

hey I cant see nothin!

yo the quality on this sucks, post it on youtube

Zach

Gard dawg tuckin the sweats in long socks like a true high school wrestler. Amen

Super Ultimate Audio Visual Experience

Jay Williams

right click the vid and click "cast" to cast from PC/Chrome to your TV, dumbass <3

Jay Williams

do you need to see 3 dudes on a couch in 4k? lmao nerd

rymoha

They don't talk enough about the fact that Matt is Paul Walker.

Patreon will start censoring soon, best have a backup plan

PLUSH KITTY

Gardini and his sick ass bulge. My man smuggling plums.

Andy Rodgers

The Adam Friedland Show

Depends on the guest bro, rogies is hit or miss these days much to my chagrin

Comedy Draugr

Suave

Shout out bball Paul

Taylor Holt

Maybe it was a different rally. The one I watched I watched in the entirety. It was hilarious. “Cant say the n word. Nuclear. Can’t say it. There’s two n words. Can’t talk about nuclear.” It was hilarious.

Paul Van Natten

What’s Gard’s new podcast named?

Gardawg looks like mr potato head lol

Saint Rogie just posted an awesome UFO podcast just thought the dawgs/broa should know

No YouTube is gayer than isis

DougHeffernan19

I need the youtube to watch on my TV without having to stand up to hook some bullshit up.

Matt calling Bryce Phoenix Kjellberg is all time funny

boys ya gotta bring back the toobz I wanna be able to play on my phone I am your #1 good boy I need to get my paytch on the toobz

Comet Pizza

I know

The video player is super laggy compared to Youtube

Ben H

I’m too busy being part of the blue collar backbone of America to watch some podcast

Brandon Turpin

If you aren’t watching you miss so much

daniel reid

Rumble when

Reeve Boss

for paid viewing I need to be able to background play it. free stuff I'll take it how it comes

Ahhhh is that why no YT then? Makes sense

YES Fuck youtube but im curious why???

Ignore these comments ab the YouTube, keep it on the PAYTCH! Thank you Dawgs

Colyn Hillard

App, YouTube is just better.

Youtube dudes. Plz. Cant cast from my phone to tv to watch. Now i gotta watch on my pc - wtf

Chris Mathews Jr.

programmers literally have no idea how to make a video player work from system to system. true mouthbreathers

Ben H

You fucking retards

Ben H

Can you guys not just listen to the audio in the background?

Damn with YouTube I can download and watch offline, cmon bros help me out go back to YT

Youtube or I quit

All the mongs bitching about no backround play have no idea what those who get podblocked by age restriction go through, I ain't giving g00gle my credit card info or taking a picture of my passport. I look like a total spastic in the passport pic. Not jumping through 1984 hoops to watch my dawgs, outragous! I'm a man of princple.

jacob ramsey

damn this video quality is ass

You're a gentleman and a scholar, thank you

BoxCrusher8000

stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc stream ufc

Gayy America rules dude

Jerry

youtube pls

Da Dawg

Dawgs, we need a UFC tournament that is streamed. It’s 2023, get on it Lemair.

Brett Thornell

How do u even watch it on YouTube? I just click on the vid on the paytch app. What do y’all mean?

Brett Thornell

It’s mostly a joke to wind people up. He doesn’t actually care.

Sup you spudssss. Finally joined the gang of dawgsssss

You don't have to pay for anything you idiot

Brett Thornell

Are u on the app or browser

Colyn Hillard

Too much work.

the_brevity

For the straightest phones: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212055866-How-Do-I-Get-and-Use-My-Audio-RSS-Link-

Bryan Callen

Paytch video player is ass. No background play? C'mon dawg.

A D

Oh that's funny, did I hear some fine -pause- dawgs in need of a YT link? Here you are https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqc7EIHtk08

Brett Thornell

Just tried it. It plays in the background

Brett Thornell

I have an iPhone. But I haven’t tried this exact vid but every other vid has always played in the background

Brett Thornell

That’s not true. He did mention it. They asked which is worse, he said they’re both bad. Sounds like u watched edited footage

Brett Thornell

So gay

Colyn Hillard

Maybe on your gay phone, but not mine.

Brett Thornell

Paytch plays in the background

Colyn Hillard

Put it back on YouTube, no background play kills me listening on the road at work. Us dawgs need background play.

Also yoj can, I’m doing it now

This is perfect, people shared the link too much

What a show

Cis-kingen

One video is good content enough to get pulled from YT and this guy throws a fit and cries all over the comments lol. Audio only is best anyway if you're not a total fag.

Brandon Turpin

this is the format we have to pay for?

Cis-kingen

Have you noticed there is an audio only version? Just below this post, check it out! It allows you to do everything you are dreaming of!

You guys should play Hellish Quart way better (more rage) than UFC

SODA!

Typical Canadian

Stfuuu

I cancelled my STARZ sub for this. Best choice ive made in a decade.

Dr. Fill

I've noticed that

Dr. Fill

Yeah these people are gay retard fans right

All of you who type "yall" sound retarded

Oh YOU dont care? Keep it moving then

Dude, get over it.

CAN'T PLAY IN THE BACKGROUND WTF

Dude, put this back on YouTube. THIS VIDEO PLAYER SUCKS

All yall bitchin about not being about to play in the background just use the audio version

I feel like Matt only having BET as a teen was extremely formative to his future life lol

Nice

Shane says that black people love Dave n Busters but so do the 'slims. When I would go, there were always Muslim women with the full Niqabs and everything.

BoomBoomLou

youtube is ran by retards

jordan

Guard dog so closely emulates shane that it makes me uncomfortable

Louis Novak

just get off youtube entirely, fuck that website, for real

Holy shit this also doesnt play in the background. If you guys arent gonna put these on youtube anymore, im unsubbing. Genuinely annoyed by this.

Not being able to watch this on youtube is a piss off. I dont want to use some shotty video player from a compa y that kinda sorta does it. I use newpipe to watch youtube because forwardng and rewindong is easier and it REMEMBERS WHERE YOU WERE IN THE VIDEO. Fuck patreons built in video player. Laggy mess that doesnt remember where I was.

Taylor Holt

Never suck a dick. Put it on the tombstone, “here lies a man who never sucked dick. He was awesome.”

Taylor Holt

Why does Gardawg always sound like someone just stole his candy? Hey, it’s okay buddy, you’re going to be okay. You’re allowed to be happy.

Ryan B.

Just bought two tickets to the show in Cleveland--can't wait!

Imagine how gay Shane would be if he graduated west point, and didn't get fired from SNL!

fred

You can, Picture in Picture go to the Home Screen and turn it off

Taylor Holt

Pizzagate is real.

cda steez

Comet Pizza

Hi Shane

Taylor Holt

Y’all see where Trump said, “can’t say the n word these days. Nuclear. Can’t say it. There’s two n words. Can’t say nuclear. They don’t want to talk about nuclear.” And then proceeded to talk about nuclear and never once mentioned the other n word or anything close that. What was that?

Taylor Holt

Schwarzenegger. The best way to say the n word subtly. Sounds like “swatsanigger.” He must descend from the Slapahoe tribe. 😐

Taylor Holt

If Tom Segura and anyone on “the death squad” is actually the Austin serial killer, as Tom has admitted multiple times to being, please avenge the dead and turn him in. If he’s guilty, I’m praying he gets the death penalty.

So glad the boys put in another hard shift at the podcast factory. Almost an hour very impressive

Taylor Holt

Jew World Order

Taylor Holt

Why is a girl watching this? Are you a dude?

Taylor Holt

“Do you need my assistance?” Farva.

Taylor Holt

No. Be saved from the nightmare. It’s not worth it. Get a spouse and make babies. Have all the creampies you want in a healthy marriage.

Bailey Ike

Finally crawled out of my porn hole and figured I try the paytch. Needless to say I’m going back to the hole.

Tory Cooley

All this streamy sex talk, i had to pause the paytch and fap. Thanks alot dudes

SOODA

E

Thank you fellas

Collin Fink

Why would you want to buttfuck a podcast?

Love all the dawgs 🥹 God bless the cast

Taylor Holt

Shit. I thought Guard dawg was wearing a fake nose, fake mustache and fake glasses. That’s his real face? His normal face is a disguised undercover face?

YouTube be like “ah I’m YouTube and I’m like super gay”

Mason

I like how paytch doesnt make me completely restart the pod if I take a break.

Snarf Snarf

Your mom+Me=69420

Gardawg shopping new laughs?

🤤

Honestly dude it might not be working because you’re a raging homosexual

Literally hopping in the shower with just a zyn in my belly dogging the paytch

Don’t even worry bout her brother she’s probably got cream pie running down her leg on that bus stay 💪

WelfareAllstar

This isn't working mobilly for some reason. Go back to YT

Commenter

I’m just assuming but maybe he doesn’t want to upset us bc it’s not his podcast. But I wish he’d talk more too & lemaire

Gang

Commenter

Gardini I love the intros

Big Bing

Both 😬😬 truly an impressive feat

CloudyVro

Wish guard dog wasn't as shy on the pod, saw his standup and he's brazen

ShugPhD

Preciate y'all getting the video up. Vurt book club when?

Tolerate Life

Matt cares more about his mitochondrial health than getting stoned.

Ohhh that's right, I forgot they were talking about that. Thanks for the heads up dawgs

Tae Rolle

all signs point to MSSP moving to Austin.

Prince sucks

I got nothin on my stomach right now except a shower and a ZYN on this fine April 27th morn. I live in the same apt complex as my ex so I constantly see her on the bus to class, but it don’t mean shit when I got the Dawgz blastin through the pods 🙏🏻

Abe's Hot Dogs by the Dozen

So you can see Shane's visual jokes?

Daniel Lavoll

Jewish or broke?

Our shaman has made his ruling. Hail paimon.

Ef Aye Jesus

You know what Jackie Chan is to you guys?

cmon bam

Daniel Lavoll

I'm not American, who are any of these "supposed celebrities"?

Mason

Utube mid

Fire Flores

Estoy la last of the Mehicans. Y’all need to move to El Paso Tx enjoy this shit hole with spicy latinas

Big Bing

I NEED YT!!! PAYTCH DOESNT HAVE VIDEO DL OPTION

Are the dawgs going to get ready to rumble?

🏳️‍🌈💵

Rabidmonkeyman

I watched it on youtube yesterday, I think it got taken down or something

Prince is absolutely not overrated

Why? Did they say?

Disgraced Businessman

So Matt and Shane are moving to Austin right? As long as they take Lemaire and Superstar Shawn with them I'm fine with it.

Podcast is over, they nuked it

Dawgs i work on a locked down computer all day. I used to be able to watch the paytch on apple tv. Now the top dawgs are at war with whotube. This percieved aggression has affected me personally, and i hope it can be overcome so we can have a real fucking video player again.

Yo what's up with the stoner dadz paytch?

King Harvest

This Prince hate is absurd.

TehMadDAWG

Noticeably poorer quality video

I spend my hard earned 100 pennies every month on this beautiful podcast and I humbly request you put the paytch back on YouTube for my viewing pleasure. Dog bless.

Need to see Shane’s nice body

Stephanie Wrye

i read that too matt! i was thinking, where was that when I was young party goer. It was trash can punch, but it was no electrolytes and came from a sink with a trash bag in it or an old yellow igloo ...

Why is my video stalling out ??

Max Nothstine

Mmmk

Max Nothstine

Need the visual when listening to my dawgs

Haram Keller

For the love of God put some respect on Kerry Kittles name.

Is it safe to say Lil Nas X is this generations Prince?

Why would you psychos want to watch a podcast? Unless matt rides a sybian or something just listen like an adult

I think a squirrel died in my office ceiling, fuck.

Shawn Wario lookin mf

Cheeky Blinder

Phil when u gonna be on da pod?

Tyler

Rumble.

Cheeky Blinder

The shaman has spoken. Complainers can go drench themselves.

Prince rules

Josh Dennis

I'm hard right now

Spot on 👏

Goyim*

Age restricted.

Patreon just reformatted, you can now

S.H.

The Patreon video player is fucking woeful, especially considering that sharing content is their entire business model. It's all they fucking do. I'm about to break!

Prince blows and the Freebird solo is top 5 all time.

Patreon made some upgradesss me likey

borgs are evil

What’s up Matt!

need to be gay for a sec and just say life is letting me know im a big loser and this morning seeing a new episode up made me genuinely happy, I appreciate MSSP.

If you full screen the video then press your home button it should play in the background like an audio

Matt McCusker

They age restricted it so it made it hard for people to watch.

Larry Zemlick

Thanks. I’ve been listening for a few years and just never came across it. I’ll check out the ep

tatersncorn

I imagine it has something to do with youtube not allowing swearing in the first 5 minutes or something. I thought that was only for monetization but who knows

Soursd

Whyd they take it down?

Soursd

Lmao fuka jewtubbbbb

bill ennis

Looks like it's time for shat digital

Robert G.

Thanks DAWG.

WTF pussies? Got us using this peasant's media player....

this video player sucks shit better be on youtube in the future or i cant listen at work.

tatersncorn

What happened with youtube?

MS not the bad kind

My dawgss

ga dang it lemorp

MoldyToad

Short version is, Matt said he wants to go into places soaking wet. Shane said he'd get kicked out. Then Matt asked why would he get kicked and said there's no laws against being drenched. It was hilarious.

Matthew R Burdick

Dredge is worth playing

Episode 324 I believe

DankHill

Don’t let lemorp kill you guys with workout equipment or any sort of wrestling moves Benoit style boys.

Thats a bummer i cant listen with my phone off and watch when i want to but fuck it

Boris

Thanks boys.

jokester900

Woah there is no link for utube? We can watch it on paytch instead? Genius.

Nick DeLuke

wwwwhhhaaaattttt happpennneeddduhhh

BUCKEYE_DGW

Your mom’s WAP

Collin Fink

Hi Matt.

Kryten

Youtube "mssp drenched" 👍

Pleasssee film a ufc tournament for the paytch

Go back and listen.

Hot cast

Larry Zemlick

What is the origin story for the discount code DRENCHED?

On gawd, we blessed

Vikinghammer

that david goggins holy shit!!!!!

Gary Dickerhoof

What the shat is going on this just won't play

I know the this says fuck utube so I assume utube fucked you guys but I can still go to my YouTube watch history and watch this. Utube psyop?

brad mccrohan

Show me ya dick

Milk Steak

gottem

🥤

Josh Dennis

More like jew tube amirite

Bring back stoner dadz wtf

obamna

soda

Jon Allen

Wasn’t this released yesterday??

Guard dog out here looking like Groucho Marx

DoomTheSpectre

Real dawgz hate youtube

Sodaaa

Make lemare cut his dick off like the Mr beast kid did so you guys get immunity

OBAMNA

mman

Spotnifi......YOUUUTUUUBBBEEE!!!!!!!

Im from New Zealand and my country is cool but very gay and I think Shane is very gay

This is weirdo behavior

Funk soul brother

Jason Balters

What happened

Sir Jit

On this fine morning

Nick Moyer

All the dawgs hate youtube, On Gawd.

Thank you god for this

futurepr0n

The Boys are getting sawft - war mode is putting in the work ❤️

Nooders69

Just got done forklifting, time to eat my slop on my scag

Effort and preparedness for the cast at an all time high 🏳️‍🌈👬

Annmarie

Shane May 13th! The Burgh's excited! ❤

Hi Shane

Nooders69

Shoutout phil

Sir Jit

We are blessed

Zach Jackson

Bless the boys for making my morning commute not as fissure inducing

Damn boys they put in almost 2 and a quarter hours of work this week for us Blessed are we

Chuck Weatherman

Much appreesh

Andy Rodgers

I hate youtube now

Cody Butts

Don’t forget to get your 4 days in dawgs lol

SODTAOE

Malvachi

I’m so constipated rn

Phil Gillis

Jesus shane your living room look like it smells like old pringles and farts pull it together

Wheems

🐗

Tony

Morpheus McCusker

Prince sucks and Drake makes rap for 15 year old girls

Chris Loboda

Was this recorded in 480p? Jesus Fuck boys

Pull up your damn pants and listen!

Christian Troxel

🐷

FEEDING TIME PIGLETS. ITS SLOP TIME.