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After Show: An Original Craig.

🕑 Added 2021-04-01 21:12:44 +0000 UTC

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those scissors look like my scissors

Rip Craig

That Craig is NOT Walkin' Away!

Thought the same thing XD

First time I hear him swear

the diablo has more power out of the balance 4.4mm then the 1/4 jack and the 4.4mm port is the one rated for the 5000 mW (@ 32 Ohm) the 1/4 jack is only 2417 mW (@ 32 Ohm)

HE'S GRITTING A CRAIG NNOOOOOOOO

"to show you the power of the famous toledos, i cut this nugget in half!"

“To hell with the Pkcells” Top 10 Anime Betrayals

I can’t believe he broke a Craig for my birthday I’m so happy

The only Craig that has been destroyed ...in recent memory atleast

The Craig is epic

Had the exact same thought

Thought he said fuckin but he said If I can

i think he said "if i can"

no he said *if i*

Emma

not sure if anyone would be looking for it but i made a playlist of the craig saga https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDsY-LNCXnCjV6ElfoNC8PCZ9ih0nl7PZ it's all the videos featuring craig nuggets so far

0.04 lbs is a little over 18 grams. No wonder it feels like it weighs nothing.

Craig: Origins

Sebastian Contreras

A kill for the Diablo AND THE FAMOUS TOLEDOS! Best craig ever!

Doom Frost

man seeing you go mental and not even care about those pukcells damn

I seriously need those scissors. I sew and the fact that they can cut through a nugget is a HUGE incentive to buy some.

I choose to believe he swore

he said the fuck word

I thought I heard that right lol

Luke Davidson

Wade, from now on you should call Rock, Paper, Scissors “Grit, Diablo, Toledo” lol

F in the chat for the homie Craig

I would destroy this junk with a pickaxe

Please hook up a Craig to an outdoor antenna in accordance to the safety instructions provided. It would make my year.

How dare you damage a Craig?

"I wanna put it back in its box" *destroys the craig within a matter of minutes after dismantling it*

He said if I can

Let the record show: this is the 2nd(?) confirmed kill of the Diablo, and 1st kill of the Toledos.

"if i can navigate" but the "if i can" sure sounds... bad.

Woah....language

At 5.40 sounds to my Irish ear like Dank boy swore...

The original

It was oddly satisfying to see the Craig get 1 Grited and even better to see it cut in half.

first craig casualty, what a loss for the world. let's have a 21 nugget salute

Jack Hart

Famous Toledo, first confirmed kill!

Loving these stories to tag along with the crappy mic tests!

Jacob Winters

5:40 "F***ing navigate this menu"

get de craig for free only 3.99

ITS A GENUINE CRAIG BAG

Tango

https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-1794/Scissors-and-Trimmers/Nickel-Plated-Steel-Scissors?pricode=WA9023&gadtype=pla&id=H-1794&gclid=Cj0KCQjwmcWDBhCOARIsALgJ2Qd9XSkr38A6vdLnrAZhfzv0-9JHOwyplZD-VC07kv4BkZqq3Nf5d6YaAmc4EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

Tango

Sir those scissors are 40+ freedom eagles

Fav mic test, you should make a compilation

Nicholas

Holy fuck those Toledo’s

Hyperdeath_Kisses

I think my brother had that same mp3 player! Lasted forever, surprisingly!

In Craig We Trust

craig.

Damn.

same xD

Mate

I am actually tempted to just buy a Craig for the hell of it

Is it just me or does anybody else love listening to him just talk about all of his lovely headphones?

Being myself an original Craig, I’m enjoying my name being put out there.

Just pledged, enjoy your cheddar scrolls king

love you vids dude keep up the good work and make sure you never lose your CRAIG

Amcog

Where is the show before the after show?

rasmus1070

I can't read the title without doing it in Dankpods voice

We stan Craig

I love how you went from "I better open it carefully for the collection!" to "I wonder if my scissors can cut through the PCB"

The Craig: Brought to you by Craig(sList)

William Tonge

"0.04lbs how about using something sensible like grams..." Insulted American noises.

Boys I found an original Craig where I live: https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/ele/d/cannon-falls-cassette-player-recorder/7299871388.html

https://www.discord.gg/ipod

Anyone got a link to the discord?

Alex Glaz

Wait so your scissors and the sexy speaker are both called Toledo? Holy Toledo

I second that.

PLEASE ADD SUBTITLES

Phil Rodgers

I'm traumatised by that ending D:

Ezra

craig

He didn't swear

Rob Wilson

it would be awesome if you did the MPMan F10, released in 1997, and is considered the first ever mp3 player

"ross" doesn't speak for britain. LBS SUCK METRIC 4 EVA

I have the DT990 pros and they're glorious, I had the HurrDurr Six Hungos and they were nowhere near as comfy

Dank, I've got a serious question, I'm undecided between the HurrDurr Six Hungos by ole Mate Senn and the Beyr DT 770s-- I haven't seen you do anything on Beyr besides cameos in videos. Which do you think is better for the money?

I agree with all of this...but we are BRITISH and we loved Lbs!

The Craig Guillotine

- A N - O R I G I N A L - D A N K -

The new Toledos finally arrived!

Christopher Johnson

did he just CURSE!?!?!?! omg he finally did it *claps* good on you dank!!

Welp it happen, Craig finally pushed Dank over the edge

Craigicide

He crossed the threshold of caring

Maybe he should invest in a Dremel?

What's that knocking sound at 8:21 ? Sounds edited in though.

god those scissors are industrial. I feel bad for them but I'm also impressed.

I seriously don't think he did say fuck. I think he said "if I can navigate this crappy menu" but it sounded like fuckin'

c r a i g

:D creig cryed

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD WADE SAY FUCK. WHY AM I SO SURPRISED. it sounds so weird coming from him

Jack Hart

It would've been hilarious if the scissors just fell apart in your hand.

This has got to be one of the more off the rails videos of yours I’ve seen.

I love how instead of being sad or anything when the Craig fails to get put back together, he just says screw it and destroys it more

Those are the thickest scissors I've EVER seen oh my goodness

I demand that cutting through nuggets be a new segment lol Might wanna get a new pair of scissors or get creative with it with other means~

Eric Siegel

I want giant scissors like that!

Jake G

oh wow he needs to get one of these

https://craigelectronics.com/

Jim Milton

So glad to see a new member of the DankPods lore

when you see "headphone warning" you know something good is going to happen

Your best video yet buddy! You are my Spirit Amina!

I love your new scissors they are huge😂

The Diablo is a straight up killer lmao

Why does the language icon on that thing looks like someone is smoking something?

Dank: “it’s going back in the collection” Also Dank: *Cuts it in half*

He didn't swear

He didn't swear it sounded like he said fucking navigate this menu he actually said if I can navigate this menu

The first Craig he couldn't hold the anger anymore on

Hahaha I was like, wait... Is he going to cut that thing in half?? Ooooohhhhhhh

You absolute madlad

The Duke of Earl

You Killed Craig!

dude - fellow Patreons, anyone who will listen - I just stumbled across the oldest known Craig!! https://youtu.be/6DNAmDYiu6k

Hello police? I've just witnessed a murder.

Wow, This is the first time I heard you really swearing. You should really do more edgy videos😂🤬

The Toledo Scissors are now my favourite character in this show

Pastelgothsolo

babe wake up new craig mp3 dropped

Lol

Cray

Rip Craig

Honestly I thought I'd be tired of the "oH my pKcells" but nah I love it

Fun little thing in relation to this weeks vid - Hyundai also has Bluetooth over ear headphones that they gave away as recently as just a couple years ago. Got a pair for free after taking my old Sonata in for recall work, they're not too great if I remember correctly, neither the Sonata or the headphones lel.

notable events in the vid: -Dank discoveries FURRIES -A Craig is sheared entirely in half -A pair of headphones is murdered

cant belive you didnt keep that nugget... YOU MONSTER!

Karen Sykora

Patreon Exclusive: The First 1-Gritted Craig!

Depends on the bit rate of the nugget. So probably not.

Maybe a silly question but would genuine good headphones make these nuggets sound good?

You could even do it as a community post if you really wanted to

You should totally post like just the 20 seconds of the craig being chopped in half

he's lost it, he's destroyed it completely.

You know he’s serious when he says to forget the pkcells

Greg Baloney

hearing you cuss fills me with a great amount of joy

That microphone story is the best so far. Oh gods.

And here I am walking normal dogs like a chump....

Bob Goodrich

I for one am thrilled to welcome back FAMOUS TOLEDO to the channel

NugCutter 9000

the pkcell disrespect at the end 😔

Scott Vogel

I was shocked when I heard it.

I don't think he dropped the F bomb. I think he was trying to say, "if I can navigate this crappy menu" but it sounded a lot like the F word

i just took a craig stereo out of my truck, it was a replacement from the 1990's that got rid of the factory am only radio

Connor Nolan

I can't wait until those maximum chungo scissors show up on the normal vids without a single word about how comically large they are.

gregfromsolutions

Those poor scissors

Ivan Zeng

Damn, not only did he drop the F bomb but he also snipped a Craig clean in half. What an after show!

true, lost family members and a leg to craig dust. not my family members or leg but you get the point

i can smell the anger in this video. are you in need of help mr.dank?

Friendship with Craig ended. Friendship with new Toledo scissors begins!

Part of me is sad to see a genuine Craig destroyed

Today we morn the loss of a Craig...

"F***in' navigate this crappy menu" hahaha I know that wasn't what was said but it was beautiful

Crayyn

This is how I think the name of the company came to be... “alright, we have a new shitty mp3 company and we need a name. Craig, you got any ideas?” “Who me?” “Yes Craig you. Wait a second, Craig you’re a genius!”

What the Diablo lacks in noise it sure makes up for in ability to blow up nugget phones. Already improved the Mojo's record.

You should take all the crappy mini usb and aux cables you get from bootleg nuggets and other equally cromulant items and make a giant pile just to see how big it gets

More swearing, MORE!

New video idea: Making a new song called a brand new nugg Nice video btw

That thing was manufactured in 2007 - some piece of cheap Chinese / Taiwanese junk branded as Craig. But I still enjoyed the popping headphones and the Toledo Destruction. ;)

This channel has had the best return on my patreon investment so far.

OzRetrocomp

The Famous Toledos are now the Infamous Toledos!

That's a lot of nugget killing right there.

The Craig Collection... The ... Craig-llection? Rolls of the tongue if you ask me!

ccateni

I'm starting to see why the ratings and comments are off... You destroyed a priceless Craig... The audience doesn't like that...

“Officer? Yes I’ve just witnessed three murders today”

Worth every Freedom Eagle.

Ekron Vulture

I did not see it going that way

MoultrieGeeks

I witnessed the Diablo's second kill...can I have a t-shirt?

So odd to hear to swear in a video, but it shows how disgusting the UI is in that thing

At 5:40 I swear he said the f word Am I the only one

The episode of destruction

I keep paying and you keep delivering top content. Thats not how this is suppose to work!

Came for the Craig, stayed for the scissors.

Eve Kafes

that recording was amazing!!!!

Money well spent on the Toledo 2000 scissors. Hope they get to enjoy a lot of nugget openings

Also i think the diablo should blow up headphones from now on

Those are damm hedge shears man

That got violent *real* quick

CRAAAAIG

This is the best day for this after show. Got covid vaccine yesterday and the side effects have kicked my butt. This video literally made my day. Also dam those scissors did really good on the Craig

first video I'm watching from my pledge, happy to support the channel :) your videos are like crack for me lol

Thanks for this goldmine of a content. Subbed today to donate my kangaroo dollar.

I live for the nugget microphone recording segments of these videos

"gotta save the box for the collection" Proceeds to cut the craig in half. Rip little nug

We need a video dedicated to opening the most disgustingly packaged/sealed items in your collection. A frustration special!

knedit knedit

NOOOOOO NOT A CRAIG THEY ARE SACRED

Get you a man who talks about you like Dank talks about his famous Toledo's.

this is one of my favourite after shows so far!! Nugget phones exploded, One Grit destruction and famouse MEGA toledo carnage - This is why i love Thursdays

The diablo just got a double kill.

OzRetrocomp

I had to listen to that twice. I think Dank said "If I can navigate this crappy menu". But I wouldn't blame him if he said the other thing.

Patrick

Please do not breath in the Craig dust

OzRetrocomp

The Diablo's first kill AND the new Toledos' first kill? On the same day? It really is a good Friday.

Oh man. I thought we were going to watch him loose a finger with those scissors 😅😅

I agree, please take care of your Toledo's

All I can say is CRAIG!

Tomyotas

those Toledo's absolutely MURDERED that nugget holy hell. a little too much doom eternal perhaps

I don't know. Seems like you need one of these: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cutter#/media/File:Paper_cutter_1.jpg

Pretty sure those are grand-opening ribbon cutting scissors

please use some of my dono to buy a good belt sander, or oil stones or diamond lapping plates for those Famous Toledos those deserve the best care.

NOOOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CRAIG COLLECTIONNNN YOU BETTER BUY A NEW ONE FOR THE COLLECTION DONT YOU BETRAY BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm honestly disappointed at the fact that you didn't celebrate red boy's second confirmed kill.

In Mexico, those kinds of scissors are used to cut chicken in pieces

The mic story killed me jesus christ

Dank Pods is the first person I’ve become a patron for, if that doesn’t speak to his quality than I don’t know what does

Who gonna rack up the most kills? Diablo or Mojo

**ITS IN A GENUINE CRAIG BAG**

Also i would like you to make a video on the 140k ohm headphones that you have shown in the headphone hord patreon video And then for the patreon video have all the headphones that you can get (the amazing and the bootleggy ones) and put them on the HEARS That would be the best weekend for all of us so keep on the good work i love your videos

Dankpods said number eleven

Jasmine Czerwik

Wooooow the pile is gonna finally be blessed by a Craig

A lot of kills in today's videos

Giinocchio

Oh Craig

Bravado

"Losing the will to Craig" should be the DankPods headline

I really like this video keep on the good work

First time here! Glad to be a part - I’ve been encouraged to start learning so much about audio since discovering the channel a few weeks ago, figured it was about time to start patronizing this guy lol. Thanks Dank for doing this!

Make life sound great when your inside Craig. Wait no

You should apologize to the pkcells. They did nothing wrong...

“Fuckin’ navigate this crappy menu” that is the most raw and genuinely frustrated I’ve ever heard you be, and it was absolutely hilarious.

OH NO!!! Now your collection will be incomplete!!!!

those scissors are bigger than my aspirations in life

the toledos have been resurected

Wonder if there will be an episode on PDA's

Do you know craig Made a computer ttps://www.amazon.com/Craig-Wireless-Netbook-Android This this is the new are version https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Electronics-CLP290C-BL-Android-Slimbook/dp/B017EVRJDS