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After Show: Most boring MP3 player.

🕑 Added 2020-08-06 22:50:33 +0000 UTC

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zipzopbeesopdro

Those were black berry earbuds

looks like the fridge you'd see in your nans house

The only stylish thing is the packaging with the stolen Xbox 360 swirls.

Not gonna lie, I saw one video stolen in a playlist from patreon and then i was like, well fuck this shit its literally a dolarydoo a month let the dingus have at least money for a supermarket trolley, so now im here.

I went to the site olinstyle. The domain is for sale and the page says "I think the domain is so much popular and it easy to you remember. If you use this domain your business will be e mo fruitful. Thank you"

Anton

This was the second worst mp3 player I had, the actual decoding is utterly atrocious, saddest part is I reached into my junk box and I still surprisingly have the thing in the tin of the crappers. The silver pearl medallion that was on top has succumbed to time. http://prnt.sc/1kb0xai

omg i love the text to speech impression

Entertainment... Everywhere

Alex Glaz

Oh Olin, don't you always

1 dollarydoo*

*Dank gremlin noises*

who the hell steals videos when they are £1 per month?

My actual middle name is Olin, and I took everything you said about this device very personally

the robot voice scares me

The Olin Failin' and the extend Cable is indeed pretty useful actually.

You just doxxed yourself, we know your home phone number is 1800 656 630.

First thing... what a jingle opener. Bars. And ACTUALLY USEFUL. It's way too late for me to be laughing this hard.

I got a nano nugget that failed within the first year. At Harvey Norman of course.

I got one of these at Harvey Norman 10 years ago. It was the same price as a USB drive.

4:26 I like your cut g

Mr. Bob Cyndaquil

I think that disc was only for pre-XP machines.

Hey Dank, I think you mighta done goofed on this one a bit, the pause/play button was the third one, and you were pushing the second one all the time...

i had an old ipod nano snd gen it got stolen even though it was crap

OLINNN

I had a nugget like this as my first ever MP3 player.

Had a nugget before I found your channel that I wiped cause I needed something to put a BIOS update on, looked just like that one but with a screen lmao

You know its quality when it's got that big gap on the side separating the plastic

BLOW IT UP

Holy shit im dying at that robot voice, it's too good

HeinzBeans

Press the Olin button to Olin

olin

Fun fact, Craig used to make reel to reel players back in the 80's

ScAI-nNET_C

I even have a Walkman nugget with a screen with what looks like the imprint of a thumb made by dead pixels lol

I look at the design on the Olin packaging and just see a blue version of the old Xbox 360 box, with the multiple circles..

Dude, i used to have one of these when i was a kid.

Olin

Matthew Karyadi

I love your ramping aggression against the disk and eventually the Olin itself

holy shit, I can say for sure that aside all the crap that I spend monthly this is the best crappy crap spent money of all times, solid 7/10

Ourplerabbit

Dank mate, did you.. spank the sexy speaker?

I love that the after show is quickly becoming a headphone review show

yea lol

ah the olin craigs boring brother

Bush

Can you send me that cashies song that won't land you in jail?

Oh no the Olin website is gone. I wanted to check out the rest of their electrifying range 😷

Totally unrelated question, what year is that 12 inch demon from? Just plain curiosity.

It does!

“Now with extra cap”

massive fan of the amazing 'features' some of these nuggets have on the spec sheet like the 'upgradable firmware' point. i wonder what the most boring thing you could spruce up with a bit of marketing magic to sell a generic mp3 player would be!

Only if those MIDI batteries are in all store shelves too

There is some alternative reality where we all have AAA battery powered OLEN Pro Max 11s in our pocket and your channel is called DankO's and you kit them out with 10 terabyte drives, while you 1 Grit the OLEN knockoffs....

its talked to spongebobs eyes

Omg that was probably the funniest after show I've seen from you. Keep up the good work!

Can you do a video on the Retropod Android app it makes any Android phone into a iPod classic

Found you randomly on YouTube, enjoyed the vids, but I HAD to become a patron after that Spongebob review. You had me rolling!

Keston Oltman

I'm so glad I decided to support this patreon, the first one I've ever supported! Keep up the great work mate!

A shame the Olin and Craig never had a chance to meet, like two bland ships passing in the night... RIP

All Hail OLIN.

LeeTG3

It looks like a doorbell

stealin vids? who’ve i gotta throw hands at

The Olin has to plug in upside down because of the weird growth where the battery goes. It wouldn't fit otherwise.

Wow i am excited. Such a thrilling journey. (Read with the voice of a middle aged man without his coffee)

Bush

Will you cover a Walkman? They still make these, even with touch screens!

knedit knedit

that poor AAA-nugget, rest in 3 pieces

you should have used the usb extension cable, plug the olin into that and then try to turn it on

THIS VIDEO IS NOT BORING KILL YOUR SELF.

I used to have a MP3 player like this as a teen.

Serrin Dixon

The spongebob m̶p̶3̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶e̶r̶ omen looks like the kind of compact mirror you'd find in the clearance aisle in the ruins of an abandoned Toys R Us...

what a sad little nugget. rip in peace.

lol

MagnaLynx21

That bat tree...just like opening a Sega Game Gear for the first time!

Genuinely wondering what Nickelodeon was thinking with that spongebob line of products. Like I know their thing used to be that gross aesthetic but... that’s just downright terrifying. Imagine getting a pair of those sponge bob speakers with your new spongepod (which is round when sponge bob is square) on Christmas. Probably every kid who did cried.

Matt Falcon

oh right i have patreon i can get the DELUXE FACE EYES COMMENT ATTENTION PLATINUM EDITION™ here with my comment about installing devices in XP. pasta follows. maybe people in the YouTube plebian comments section can use it so I'm gonna leave it there anyway <3 okay i really need to bestow this wisdom upon you when you see a "found new hardware" wizard in XP... don't cancel it. unless you want it to come back. canceling it literally makes the device remain "entirely not installed" so the system doesn't even know you don't have a driver for it. click "no, not this time" if you're not online or don't think Windows Update will have a driver for it (sometimes it does, but it takes like 5 minutes to scan WU) let it scan automatically after that. IT MIGHT HAVE A DRIVER, but the one it's thinking of might be unsigned, so it pops up a "??R u sure u wan dis unsigned driver??" dialog (big woop, say yes), and that's the entire reason it's asking... but you won't know unless you click through it. if it doesn't, sad panda, it'll stay "unknown" (yellow question mark) in the Device Manager (start/run or WinKey+R, devmgmt.msc, ok), and you can install the driver from there later, but from now on it'll stay out of your face when you plug it in (won't pop up "found new hardware" ever again). if it does, good news, you're in business protip: you can sometimes look up the Details tab of the thing in Device Manager to get its hardware ID (looks like "USB\VID_1AFE&PID_BEEF" in one of those things like "Device Instance Path" or "Compatible IDs") and you can Google that to find a driver. JUST DON'T CANCEL THE DAMN THING OKAY? ♥

Ermwhat

This MP3 player looks like a fricking doorbell lol

love the videos and its a bit late now but it looks like you were pressing the skip track song and not the play button.

I got one of these boys for Christmas when I was like 10 back in the day and had the same sads with the not button button. Absolute unit though, still works perfectly, 10/10.

None of my nuggets worked this week! I expected at least one to smash out the Cashies national anthem but no.

My next channel should be called “Don’t watch my videos”

Don’t you criticise our working environment

Theyd team up and overthrow society. I can’t let that happen Erik.

Very punny ey

Cheers Lapointe!

I don’t doubt that this must be a generic device with millions of different companies names on it lol

Fun trick aye ✌️

At least I got an extension cable 👌

Its boringness overwhelmed you

HA well I’ll have to see if the company comes forward one day

THis somehow caused me more distress than spongebobs single unblinking eye

Tktagmedia

You know what would be the ultimate after-show treat? An interview with the 'Bluetooth Mode' voice actress. If you could score that, man, I'd up my donation to $50 for a season.

LovelyHeiferDev

I kept thinking the Olin was called the "Odin" music player and that would've been epic for a music player name but damn it stunk!

hi I just want to says thanks for your great video i found them a stress relief for me. thanks mate

Gosh, I remember having a knock-off that looked just like the Olin that my mom bought for me from Toys-R-Us back in 2009? I think? Oh well, same trashy MP3 Player, died a week after getting it because I flipped it like a coin and it died mid-air.

Dylan C

truly boring show, thank you, needed to pass out from boredom

Tempest52

Finally we get the forehead reveal

Diarmuid Crowley

Oh good I'm not the only one that can do that weird robot voice

Daniel Gleeson

I guess the Olin no golin

Tyler Follis

I love it so much!

Lily Shults

Christ, Dankie. Why have you gotten so violent lately?

Where may one possibly find Cashies Song.wav? I would love that on my ipod!

Sergio

AAA 😱

When the Title is somehow the opposite of click bait?

ScAI-nNET_C

Olin + lanyard + motorcycle = weeeeeeeeeeeeee

I can just imagine fiddling with it on my fingers and losing my mind trying to get it off as my fingers turn blue.

Lol

It’s sleeping in The Pile 👌

ShiningTaiga

You spanked her for no reason Dank

Erik

Maybe if you put Olin with Craig they would of been friends.

weird that i lost my ipod nano 6, then my nano 5 got the weird screen splodge then my nano 2s battery went dead and my nano 4 wasnt charging! how bizarre

It’s best we forget about Vista, and Windows 8. And to a degree Windows 10. Best we all stop using Windows lol

2:26 great joke btw

Merry Birthmus 🎈

Pff it said no drivers needed!

Paul Douglas

Weirdly, I distinctly remember the Tesco own-brand electronics having one of these that had a completely different design around the same layout of buttons etc. (So presumably basically the same internals design) and even though it had a different case design entirely (it had that weird faux-premium soft touch black plastic thing going on) it too had the bizarre fake button on the front. Why did all these companies think we needed the appearance of a button on the front, but not actually put a button there?

My guess is that these wanted the files in the root directory. Which is extremely stupid, but plausible.

olin

ShrekPod vs FarquadOlin needs to happen.

WE NEED MORE

Luna Dalton

2008 and it doesn't mention vista? I guess even Olin has standards

Please keep a piece of that poor boi

OzRetrocomp

The only interesting thing about that MP3 player is that Olin is an anagram of "lino".

The cursed eye better be called the spongepod

I know that there’s only so many videos you can make about ipod modding, but it would be really appreciated to get a tutorial about how to use a Mac to install Rockbox on iPods. I can’t find one on youTube -Thanks :)

The true durability test expert

I need the cashies song!!

hyenatown

Being fair, that install disk must have been for - what was it - below windows 2000? What market were they aiming for in 2008 that they would have had a Win98 user to worry about?

All these nuggets yearn for the void recently, I wonder if age is catching up to the cheapos?

it's my birthday mister pods and a curse was just what i needed thank you

Nice vid! I really wanna listen to these songs. Could you give us maybe just the cashies song? Would be really nice thanks man!

mate im pretty sure you fucked it because im pretty sure it needed the driver install disk lmao

Save the one grit

The spongebob mp3 was terrifying and this one was boring perfect mix

knedit knedit

things your domain will be e: mo fruitful

1-Grit Stress Ball!

https://olinstyle.com/ The website is up for sale but the description on the front page is gold!!! xD

cashuuu

The grip string(?) on the earbuds almost looks like dental floss

Zyrian

I think most of us that are already here would give him the dollarydoo per month regardless.

Kitt

I feel like you could make the most boring thing entertaining, like James May but for nuggets lmao. I ventured into my first 7th gen thanks to you and absolutely murdered the case lol I also killed the headphone jack ribbon but it really do be like that. Keep up the awesome content! Stay safe and much love from Wisconsin!