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After Show: Horsez.

🕑 Added 2021-12-09 20:09:10 +0000 UTC

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This game brings up some memories. It was in the late 2000's, when i was in my early 20's, i moved from far east Russia to Germany for work. And i suddenly was able to afford modern things. I bought a Nintendo DS lite for my 10 year younger sister, which was still living in Russia. I bought her "catz" and "dogz" for the DS, because the box art looked funny. I didn't know anything about video games, because i didn't have had any until i moved to Germany. My sister did like the games, but i think it was mostly, because she didn't know any other ones yet.

I’d like to see AVGN have a crack at this game.

that horse really took the one grit

The Catz gane was fun

Mono

I used to have another game in this series, Dogz. That one was pretty fun. It had you take care of a little pupper. Quite cute. Kinda like nintendogs.

This is exactly why I just listen to my YouTube people on my s21 speakers. I don't come for audio clarity. I come for content. You sir have content and nothing you can do will improve that gba ssound. I'll save my k240s and hd660 headphones for proper music. Because listening to gba music through YouTube. Woof. Woof woof.

Rhyzeless

Of course it was made by Ubisoft, their games are terrible. Music was pretty good though.

Moss Serniotti

puts rdr2 to shame

I have a rather large and silly GBA collection and every time you feature anything remotely GB related I get so excited

gotta admit the music was banging

I had horsez 2 for the DS. I always wondered what the OG Horsez was like. Did not think it'd be that much worse.

Made my train ride home wonderful! Cheers mate

did anyone notice that by the end, he had put 2 holes in the box through the picture of the horse's eye and right between the eyes of the other horse lololol

Ubisoft back at it again 😂

DS games Downscaled for GBA were terrible... this was not a one off. I had family members I know spent real money on GBA games for me... straight in the bin. Pirates of the Caribbean... seemed okay for a few hours until i saw the DS version and went back to pokemon.

TalkieSoundBox

As a "horse girl" when I was little what I wanted was a game where you rode a horse and went on sick adventures and had mounted combat I.E shadow of the colossus. What I got was Horsez :c

🥰 it's like buying my own drummer

It's a horse thing.

Jonathan Jones

You should check this out. https://www.analogue.co/pocket

omg i had this game u unlocked a memory i didnt kno i had

it has really good graphics for gba but the gameplay is horrible

Believe it or not i've played worse GBA games...

Great vid!

OrangeSockNinja

this feels like it was supposed to be a horror game but they forgot to add horror

You should do a warehouse tour

get yourself a gba consolizer and a capture card for them crisp pixels

Mo Hussain

Okay but Xmas charity live stream where you complete this as a speed run?

The Cat Herd

This game was part of a... series? Collection? Franchise? With other games based around specific pets. I had Catz for the GBA as a kid, which was kind of like a digital board game with slice of life minigames and a collection aspect, if I remember correctly. I have no evidence to back this up but I really think that entire collection of games was a bunch of reskins of Japanese games localised to English and sold in a set.

greninjazac

Did frank ascend to unicorn status with the shedding?

Chad Branston

There is currently nothing listed on speedrun.com I think you know what must be done

TheAestheticFur

This game is definitely a GOTY 2007(???) contestant (the copyright dates in the game are ALL over the place).

Greek Fire

Oh god, my sister had this game...

Can't believe I'm in this game :^)

The crazy thing, is that Horsez on the GBA is completely different story and completely different mechanics than the Horsez on PC. Horsez on PC is actually a lot of fun, but hard to find these days.

fixxnfoxy

I know what you mean! Dank's videos are so light-hearted and absurd. They lift my spirits, you know?

*the tough Covid times

Ah man I just subscribed to your Patreon and I have no idea if you know how happy I am right now doing this, your honestly my favourite channel and you make my day and it feels awesome to support.someone who brings such happiness in thesetough vivid times haha thank you dank

Now this is content

i have no terminal yet i must shitpost

ah my sister had this when we were kids. we never got very far. def preferred barbie groovy microgames over this shit

This was hilarious the graphics are insane for its time! The comedic effect just happens on its own the game is so dull lmao !!!

David Irvin

For what it's worth, my gf is a horse trainer and there is lots of grind with no reward often.

ninjamaster 40

Hey dank I work in corrections (aka prison) and I'm a correctional officer there I would like to know if I got you some headphones that are like some of them in the prison could you review them for me

The "Seal of Quality" basically only means, 1. the publisher gave Nintendo money, 2. there's no curse words (or even semi-)nudity in it, 3. it's possible to load and get in to the first level of the game, and 4. violence is ok as long as there's no blood (kids can't handle people swearing, everyone knows that it makes sense to limit swearing to 15(/18)+ year old babies, but allow violence for zero to three sad onions)

www.petz.com as shown on the game box redirects to Ubisoft's website! I thought they'd have ditched it and forgotten like Microsoft with Zune.

horsez

Wade, you forget, you are not a 6 year old girl. My daughters loved this game, and even had every edtion of every animal. What you didn't pass the boss level yet? ;P

Ah yes I NEED to watch this stunning masterpiece in 2160p60FPS. It will barely give me a taste of the true experince, but it will be enough

My ears are bleeding. Can I get a refund?

plz start play crapy games from gameboy etc. :D

TyrosineTek

Tim Rogers has said that every game needs at least two modes. In Pacman it was chase or be chased. The three modes appear to be tedious movement, tedious movement on a horse, or tedious menus.

"big big cheese big Italian cheese" ~ Markiplier

The funniest thing about your recommendations in the main video is the fact that after the video I checked the prices for the three mics at JB Hi-Fi, and the Thronmax and the Blue were both on sale ($59 and $69) to be more in line with the Samson :^)

You had me at "defying physics with a horse!"

Joe Conti

This was like if LGR was Australian and I loved every moment.

honestly I think I want a refund terrible game not enough frank

Yes. This is the content I paid for

Skoddie

That is some SKUNG bass there it is

are you kidding me? I would have sold my sister for a Horse Farm management sim...10 years ago....when I was already in my 20s

I'm proud my name is Ed. I'm the fastest stallion around

LioPrime

I went to "www.petz.com" and it redirected me to Ubisoft. WHAT

Joe Arnold

Goodbye horsez I'm flying over you

Beez1717

Oh boy this game looks like it was designed with zero fun as the main feature.

And imagine some people want to do this in real life. Maniacs

Hey man, love your vids. I’m about to be another one of those fans who recommends things to you but here goes. Have you ever heard of a game called DropMix? It’s a game/party toy that I’ve really enjoyed and think, as a person who likes music, you’d enjoy too. I also want to say thanks for you’re vid on gaming headsets. Bought mine based off of your recommendation and have been very happy with the purchase. Have a good one.

I'm pretty sure I enjoyed the copy of Dogz I got with a Wendy's meal.

Adult Sword Owner

so youre gonna cover this music on your livestream R I G H T ??

Ethan

Week 2 asking him to check this out. https://www.ebay.com/itm/KZ-AZ09-0-78mm-2-Pin-Bluetooth-5-2-Audio-Receiver-Wireless-Adapter-for-KZ-Earbud-/133885151989?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0

An Ubisoft game without bugs! Damn

I have a GBA. I bought it a week ago and it arrived yesterday. It has an IPS screen modded in it because the original screen sucked. The IPS one looks really nice, now to wait for my EZ-Flash flashcard to arrive so I can play this dingus.

i hated this game

I played that as a kid, and its as awful as I remember it.

keep the box as an example of terrible, wasteful packaging

GiulioRomano

To be honest I would have loved it back in the day

joosep vesselov

c a v a l o

I almost wanna get this just to see if it's actually that bad

What a game🤣

trans liberation now

the OST is ABSOLUTELY SICK but the game looks like it'd make me absolutely sick after a while

Good vid dank

I owned the PC version of this. Weird to see how different this a to that

Primus made the soundtrack to this game.

Ah yes. Back in the day there were cheap games made for girls. They were always trash but it was just something your mom could get there daughter as a video game

Fun fact about this uninteresting fact: In the first cashies episode he ( wade) for a brief moment hold up the game “Ballz”

Watching these videos while drunk is truly an amazing experience

Real talk, Horsez seemed fine, about on par for a Sims GBA kind of game, but that's just me

Thank You for giving Patreon a preview of garbage time !

This man introduces things to me that I never knew existed

These videos are like a surprise every week. I'm like, "Oh yeah, I'm a Dank Pods patron."

I require a full lets play of Horsez please

That games music is better than it has any right to be 😄

Uninteresting fact: the devs, PF Magic, also made the game Ballz. And it's a fighting game where the characters are made of balls and has a 90's amount of innuendos.

Jynxx13

...Aaaaaaah YEAH..Ohh NOOOO!!!! Is that like "Yeah Mate, No"

pog

Regarding todays main channel video, I'm pretty sure you got scammed. In Poland we can buy a brand new Blue Snowball from an official Blue partner for 200 PLN (~50USD). For 50USD it's definitely a better deal than both of the other two.