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🕑 Added 2025-10-13 11:05:01 +0000 UTC"HEEEHEEHEE! This should fool those dumb-ol' cows," giggled Uschi. Ever since she discovered that there was a portal near the old covered bridge, the same portal that Mrs. Boobalickski went through and met AlmaLu and Uhunko, she's been dying to sneak onto that otherworldly farm filled with big tittied cowgirls.
Uschi would lie awake at night and fantasize about all those luscious tits, just bursting with milk. After a few reconnaissance missions where she slinked around the outer edges of the farm, she came up with a brilliant idea.
She...liberated some of Penny's art supplies and painted cow spots on her skin. Using the strands of a mop, she attached them to her tail to make it look more like a holstaur's sweeping cow tail. She had to some digging, but in the house she shared with Ess, Ess's mommy, and Penny, she soon found what she was looking for. A pair of shoes that looked like hooves and a headband with fake cow horns and ears.
She was all set now to infiltrate the farm and drink all the sweet, delicious breastmilk she could swallow.
"And how might you be?" boomed a loud voice behind her. She was only feet from the barn doors. She could hear the hucows mooing, and could practically smell their milk! She looked up.
She actually gasped. Looming over her was a Minotaur almost twice as tall as she was, with a member almost as long as her arm!
She squeaked out a faint. "Hello," and tried to leave, but she soon felt the Minotaur's big paw on her shoulder. "Wait up there, darlin'," the Minotaur, whose name was Uhunko, drawled. "All them ladies have been serviced by the new guy already. Have you already been takin' care of?"
Uschi's heart jumped. "Ummmmmm....Yessss?" she said.
Uhunko lifted an eyebrow, his golden eyes hidden behind dark shades. "Yup, that's what I figured. New guy's so small you don't even know if he's been inside you or not. Don't you worry, heifer, ol' Uhunko is gonna hit that M-Spot just right. You'll be near to busting with milk when I'm done."
Uschi didn't know what an M-spot was, how it was a special bundle of nerves inside every holstaur, between their 'tunnels of love'. But she would soon find out!
And she would never know if she really had one, or if passing through the barrier gave her one, but she was making more breastmilk than Mrs. Boobalickski could when Uhunko 'serviced her'. Her mind was already buzzing, wanting to get back home as quickly as possible to find out if Mrs. Boobalickski had one too!
Congratulations to Tinhy for coming in Third Place in last month's poll! This was a fun possible road on Uschi's milk mania quest!
Comments
UDDERS Comix
She has a first name, but I have not shared it. Though of course I do know what it is. I'm just waiting for the right moment to share it.
UDDERS Comix
Right again! Of course Uhunko knew she was a trespasser. Bulls have excellent vision and great smell. Being a catgirl, she would smell nothing like his herd of hooterific heifers. But I think she learned her lesson. ;)
David Rudisill
I'd like to think Uhunko wouldn't care if Uschi were a real cow or not. "No need to cosplay, honey, just come on through the barrier and get some milk--and some of this grade A beef!" Uschi would be too cock-dumb and spouting orgasmic gibberish thanks to Uhunko rearranging her insides with his bull pizzle, but I'm sure she'd mean yes. Great work on Uschi and her clever disguise about to fall apart in a most delicious way. FYI, thanks to me, Mrs. B already knows she's not only got a G spot, but also HIJKLMNOP spots as well. "Not a liver spot, not a spot like your dog Spot, no, not just any spot, but MY spot!"--Kevin Nash, a.k.a. Big Daddy Cool Diesel in WWF, during one hilariously awful promo in my town Pensacola, FL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqS3E483vw [Kevin Nash and the NWO poking tasteless fun at Arn Anderson's heartfelt plea to Curt Hennig to join the Four Horsemen; the announcers and fans are disgusted, but I was clutching my stomach LMAO'ing]
O4rfish
I can't remember if we know Mrs. Boobalickski's name or not, but it's clear that confusion is shared with some of the characters.
