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Dr. Cream's MOO-jic Tanning Bed
🕑 Added 2025-06-30 16:00:24 +0000 UTCDon't you want to have a glorius full body tan that will drive every man wild with desire?
Dr. Cream's Moo-jic Tanning Bed can give you what you want, and so much more!
We ABSOLUTELY ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT promise it won't turn you into a bimbo hucow with huge milky udders.
Milky Udders that are so heavy with delicious, warm sweet cream.
After all, who would want such wonderful, super sensitive breasts where the slightest touch could bring you to climax?
And aren't those horns on your head so pretty? Can't you feel them massaging your temples, driving away always those pesky thoughts and worries? You don't have to worry anymore.
You can just be. Be free to have your big, soft breasts milked by his strong hands. Watch as your new milk sprays out of your sensitive nipples.
And aren't those furry, fuzzy ears so cute? You, can like-totally, hear your big, strong bull's heart beating faster when he sees your new, sexy hucow body.
So why not use Dr. Cream's MOO-jic tanning bed? It will ABSOLUTELY ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT give you the big, sexy tanned udders you've always craved.
Congratulations to Jay Aury who is this month's Pinup winner! Jay's another great writer who posts a new, well I call them erotic prose poetry, almost everyday on X (which I have been nudging him to collect into a book of poems). Lots of them also involve hucows and bimbos, and the above poem is my ham-handed attempt at an open-mic-night version of his craft, trying to replicate his style to accompany his pinup.
You can read his real stuff on X@Aury_Jay
This was so much fun to draw! I also tapped into warm memories of all those tanning bed advertisements from the 90s, where it was always a magical sunset on some tropical beach! XD
And yes, I know that magic is spelled with a 'G'. I used a 'J' to give it that soft 'juh' sound. If I wrote it MOO-GIC, I'm guessing 95% of people would get it, with about 5% reading it with as MOO-'GICK" with a hard 'G' .
Comments
UDDERS Comix
I don't think you could handle it if Ess looked into your eyes and whispered, Daddy. ;)
UDDERS Comix
Thank you, Jay! And as always, your ideas are always so much fun to draw! And not gonna lie, coming up with that ridiculous disclaimer may have been my favorite thing I've written in a while! XD
Jay Aury
Absolutely amazing as always! You nailed the cadence of the freeverse poem thing and those fun 90's advertisements. And I love the little disclaimer below. Specifically how it tells the user NOT to consult a physician.
David Rudisill
Nice work on the tanned blonde hucow and with the open mic night spiel. No, it won't turn you into a hucow with monster titties. For that matter, sewer rat tastes like pumpkin pie, and I'm Mrs. B's new husband and Ess' stepfather. Ess doesn't have to call me "daddy," but her mom sure likes to do so.
