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Dynamite's Dating Dilemma - Page 51

🕑 Added 2020-08-13 22:16:41 +0000 UTC

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Xaq

I was gonna say...what *does* Ruby do there besides being adorable and occasionally horrifying?

Cobalt Phoenix 81

Ruby's initial interview: "I don't have money, but I do have a particularly fluffy tail. A tail that I have acquired over a very long career. A tail that makes me a nightmare for people you don't like."

UltraGalaxyify

"She's my assistant" says the puppet.

Kadath

Yup. Rory isn't aware of that dynamic (the family nature of the group is going to come more into play more), but that's pretty much how Glitter runs the place. Plus she very much wants Puz to work there too (hence why she lets her hang out in the employees-only area lol)

Kadath

She thinks she's the boss, but she's not the one in controoooooool

Kadath

Glitter: When I hired you, I wondered how you know how much concrete it takes to make a person drown , but I didn't want to ask why.

Kadath

'She's my fixer... I mean, assassin... I mean, assistant.'

Kadath

LOL!

Kadath

Oh Glitter definitely wants Puz on the team. It's partly why she allows her back there (Pat isn't let into the kitchen, for instance).

Kadath

Much to the chagrin of some XD But I'm glad there are those that appreciate it!

Garry Stahl

With out without garlic. With Ruby them books are in the oven.

Silvador

Are you OK, Vicky? Is everything alright? Blink once for yes, twice for no.

Cobalt Phoenix 81

An excerpt from Ruby's resume: Current position - manager's assistant Previous positions - butcher, MI6 interrogator, cricket hooligan, ninja

Thisguy

And I think Ruby mostly puts in an appearance and does odd jobs to justify Glitter paying for food/rent, and giving her an allowance :P

Thisguy

I don’t think Glitter would be too concerned so long as it didn’t affect work. She treats the Safari as a family, and wants her workers to be happy, she seems happy to have Puzzle around after hours, and she has shown that she’s a matchmaker. Biggest issue would be that she would stick her nose into employee/ employee relationships. But to be honest, she would probably do that to all her employees regardless of who they dated.

VariableRed

Glitter pronounced assassin wrong

Zhon Lord

Rory makes a good point. A lot of places follow the rule of "don't dip your pen in the office ink". However, methinks Glitter still secretly wants Puz on the safari team at some point, so there'd be a whole lot of ink-dipping if that happened XD

Foab30

And frequent assassin

Ryo

Smut, plot, and development of characters? Grade A stuff here

Kadath

Glitter: These numbers look a bit off? Ruby: *Sneak Level Increased*

Jet Stream

Can I mention how great Tracy looks in a thong btw :2

Hi-Brew

Sooo one, does Ruby ACTUALLY, cook the books? I can just hear Ruby saying, "We dont ask kind of questions around here Nighty. The last one that did, they helped me with my garden. They made my melons grow real well. You wanna help too?