Little Update - I'm ashamed...
🕑 Added 2025-08-05 05:54:16 +0000 UTCI'm sure some of you have seen my last post, so I won't bother summarizing it just go ahead and read it back, but uh... I'm quite ashamed...
Right after saying all that, one of my Patrons decided to egg me on and, well, convinced me to drink a whole tub of mint ice cream, not eat, drink...
Immediately after that another Patron tempted me to fill my gut even more with milk and cookies, and, uh, I'm fucking stuffed...
Guys I have no self control, what am I going to do?! No, like, seriously - you guys get me going and I fold like a fucking piece of paper and now I've got a swollen gut reminding me of how little self control I have...
Screw you guys for doing this to me... <3
Comments
Tristan Lalonde
thats what im saying dude
Autocorrect
When is tips and hips pt2
GoesWellwithCream
Dude...
Milltchocolate
Trying to make cookie dough story autobiographical?