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Goddess Coffea - TG Caption
🕑 Added 2024-01-20 20:30:15 +0000 UTC"You're OUT?! How are you out of coffee?! How is everyone suddenly out of coffee! What do I have to do?! Seriously, I will try ANYTHING! Do I have to beg? Maybe sacrifice a goat or burn a bag of tea in effigy? Should I pray to the gods of old?!?!"
"Oh, great Goddess of the Coffee Bean, the morning is bleak and crappy without you!! Grant us your gift so jittery joy may spread to all!!!"
[MORTAL MAN, I HEAR YOUR PLEA! Long has it been since an acolyte of mine walked the earth. You shall be honored above all as my High Priestess, remade in mine own image! MAY YOUR MUG NEVER EMPTY!]
"…Huh?"
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Worth it. 'SIIIP'…Ohhh yyeahhh. Totally worth it.
"High Priestess! One of the supplicants has begun his transformation! Soon we'll have another initiate, maybe even a potential new Priestess!"
"Hmm? Oh, good, good. That's nice. You...take care of all that. I'm...communing with the Goddess. Yup, lots and lots of communing to do."
"Yes, High Priestess! May your mug never empty!"
"Mmmhmm, mugs empty you too." 'SIIIIIIP' Yup. Totally worth it.
