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A New Bowsette - TG Caption
🕑 Added 2023-08-13 16:34:13 +0000 UTCTHANK YOU MARIO!
BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN
ANOTHER CASTLE!
Hey there, little mushroom guy. This all feels very familiar. Haven't we done this before?
OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CAST-
Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time, and the second, and all the rest. And I'm done. I am officially over princess saving. No more Super Mario. Hello Lazy Mario. Yup, it's time to kick back and smell the flowers instead of eating them. You know what I mean?
BUT-
Seriously, do you enjoy this? I sorta rescue you just for you to get recaptured a few days later and we do it again. I say we both quit. I say we take over this formerly turtle infested mini-fortress I just cleared out and live like kings! Well, one king, and... uhh... his trusted advisor! Yes, that would never go wrong. I'm the king in this scenario, by the way. Just in case that wasn't clear.
- - -
You're speechless at the brilliance of my plan. I can tell.
- - - I ACCEPT!
Wow, ok...I didn't expect that to work. Alright, I gues-aaaAARARGGGH!! WHAT THE FFFF..
EVERY CASTLE NEEDS A BOWSER! YOU ARE THE "KING" HERE!
THENNN WHY AMM I GROWNNGG TITSSS!
DOES IT HURT, YOUR HIGHNESS?
NO, dammit! Just the oppositeeennngghGHGH oh ohOHOHOH!!! Wow ohwow ohwowwow...
THANK YOU MARIO!
Not 'pant' Mario 'pant' anymore, little mushroom guy. You were right, every castle needs a Bowser, or Bowsette, apparently. Now come on, lets round up some more stupid turtles to fill this place up. A Koopa's gotta earn her horns and there's at least one more plumber out there!
