Monster giveaway competition!
🕑 Added 2023-05-13 09:44:46 +0000 UTCCan you name my child for me?
So here's the first Patron monster competition! Look at the handsome boi you could win! and yes that IS a teat coming out of his face. And just check out those glorious butt cheeks!
All you to do is give them a name and I'll chose my favourite and send the winner out this lovely meaty new friend!
So here's how to enter:
- Comment below this post with a name for my meaty child
- One entry per patron, that's just to stop the comment section from getting too spammy (feel free to edit or change your response as much as you like though)
- Cut off to enter is 1st June 10am GMT
- I will choose the winner and announce it in a post on Patreon and the I'll need to DM you to ask for postage details and address etc.
I think that's everything, feel free to send me a DM if you have any queries!
Good luck and I can't wait for one of you to be the proud new parent of my meat baby!
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Yuri Smith
Tod
Jake Levinson
Snorbbulk
Sonic_2004
MC Juicy
Alex Arnot
Quentin Taranteato
Rilubarus
Freddingtin Bottletin
Spider
Bartholomucus <3
Dakota Laughton
Its my boy Bobtle
TomMan69
George Teatscheeks
BJVawe
Nipple Mcbipple
PŮRƏ
I'd call him Sir Charles honestly
Cal Tabiner
Spingo
Sillystring
Tinkie Mimble
Marie
Teatle Neatle Jr.
I will mispronounce this name
Lavender Benz
edggy
Omichrom Morbius IV: The Insatiable
hanbug
his name should obviously be bubbles, i mean come on.. look at that bubble butt POP
Robo-Fleksnes
Slorb Tittlemunch
Riley Ness
Butter nutter
Clockwork Tortuga
Spooter
Trustworthy guy
This is chandler. Chandler is one of the most attractive boys in town. (His dad is very proud)
Silerius Siwar
Florky butterbutt
Zachary Richards
Spewy dewy
Christopher
Gurgler
Racheal Jones
Agrippa de Slippa :)
Jakedasnake0902
Mouthius Teetius
Adam The Ace
There are those who call him, Tim
William Thomas
Milky Michael!
Gino Robson
Mr. Jiggle nuts
Cam
Bingles
MJ
Globbles the sludge muncher
NewTruc
And why not Slurby
AltF4
Obviously Schlimborm. Did you even ask their name, you monster? The nerve of some people these days, to just sell someone interdimensionally, without even asking its NAME?! I SWEAR, BACK IN MY DAY, WE TREATED OUR LOWERS WITH RESPECT! YOU SHOULD BE JAILED!!!
Judith Sonnet
Sir Mortimous Von Stoffinshultz III
Gianna Rasmussen
Marchial
SnifflingDarK
Squelbe
Squishtube
Scrimbleton Scrump
MrZombieUK
Suckle Garbler
AvidBreather
The Sqeebus
Louka Pomplun
Bottle-Fed BabyFace
The_Desolator
Nigel Flynn
Kraxmeup
Niploxus
Markgray2525
Harald
PistolPete
Spudgy
Patreonpaulscousinsisteruncle
Saigon curdled producer of dairy and good times.
Henry Donnelly
Mr. Pimble!
Momome 03
Melon milk. Melmi for short. I could just poke a lil’ straw in him and suck up his insides.
Lisa N.
Jeremiah; though its native name (which is unpronounceable for us humans) roughly translates to „He with the glorious bum who suckles the souls of his enemies“
Dartellum
Place your new Nursh under or near your infant's basinet or crib. Watch it build its nest! When the creature's lactation cycle reaches maturity it will gently latch itself to the bairn. *if latching last more than 4 spans please seek medical advice
Bob_and_Holly
Nuk - My mom loves telling this story about how when I was a baby and they didn't have a back up NUK pacifier (though they had other pacifiers) and I screamed all night. The story still makes her laugh. She uses it as evidence that I've been hardheaded my entire life.
Jenna
Tiny Tim
Wimp Womp
Little Teat Boi
clownaroundtown
Hm.... The only name that comes to mind is David but since someone else already said that, Little Johnny also came to mind :o] I'll treasure Little Johnny ❤️
YaBoiHaley
Gilbert
CodOfAges
Lord Sucklebum, the bum suckler
Gremlin
That right there is Meatus Flerm Flergus :)
Will Hawkins
Definitely looks like a David
Liglaglon
Baron Meaty Kevin the third, Esquire. :D
M0ockz
Borbulor
Phantom_Nines
Lord Suckle of Teatsburg