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Hp/Spiderman test chapter
🕑 Added 2022-02-03 15:39:24 +0000 UTCScene 1 (takes place during Avengers 1 where Tony walks into a meeting and places a hacking device on shields system):
"Okay, now that we've got this all sorted, I have to ask," Tony spoke, turning away from Bruce Banner and pointing to the nearby corner where he could see perched Spiderman halfway up a wall, sticking to it with his feet and hands while his back rested against it. "who are you?" He asked.
"I go by Spiderman," Spiderman answered, and Tony couldn't help but think that the wall-crawler was smiling. "I'm a big fan, by the way, any chance that I can get an autograph and a pic?" He asked hopefully.
"Uh...sure." Tony nodded after a moment.
"Oh, cool." He shot a web line that attached to the ceiling, Spiderman jumped off the wall and now hung upside down from the web, his head right next to Tony.
"No, that's cool." Tony blinked just before Spiderman pulled his phone out and took a picture.
"Spiderman," A voice said just before Nick Fury walked into the room. "I brought you here to help assist us, not to take selfies."
"I can do both," Spiderman said before putting his phone away. 'Peter will be so jealous.' He thought to himself. "anyway, I can probably help out Mr Stark and Mr Banner in the lab."
"You?" Bruce blinked. "Are you sure? No offence," He quickly added. "it's just that you don't really seem like the 'scientist' type."
"That's fine," Spiderman waved him off. "you don't look like the sort of guy who can bench press a car."
"...fair enough." Bruce nodded.
"Cool," Spiderman nodded, which looked slightly odd given that he was upside down. He looked towards Fury. "so, I'm going to assume that shield has the best tech available and..."
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but can you please get off the ceiling?" Tony asked, "It's getting a little hard to look at you."
Scene 2:
"When I swing by, I'll take away your troubles, when I swing by, you'll smile." Spiderman sang as he swung through the city.
"Are you really singing?" He heard Peter Parker's voice in his earpiece.
"So what if I am?" He asked, performing a complicated backflip in mid-air before shooting out a new web and continuing to swing.
"You have many talents, but singing is not one of them," Peter told him, sounding almost apologetic. "Anyway, I'll talk to you tomorrow, I've got homework to do and I need to be my best for my date tomorrow."
"I still don't know how the hell you, the king of geeks, got Liz Allen of all people to agree to go out with you." Spiderman shook his head with disbelief.
"What can I say? Miracles can happen. See ya later, Harry." Spiderman grinned under his mask just as the call disconnected.
"See ya, Pete." Spiderman laughed before landing on top of a building. "Pete's got a date, I feel a large amount of pride swelling up in me." Spiderman found his thoughts interrupted as his body stiffened, he fell the hairs on his body rise up as a loud warning bellowed in his ear. 'Spider-sense!' He thought to himself before ducking just as a mechanical arm shot over his head, his spider-sense flared again and he leapt away as three more arms tried to grab him.
He spun around in midair and landed in a crouching position before he looked at who his attacker was, he saw the man dressed in black shoes and trousers, a grey shirt and a black trench coat. On his head, he wore a pair of black tinted goggles.
"Wait a sec...Doctor Octavius?" Spiderman blinked, staring at the scientist who now had four metal arms sticking out of his back. "What are you doing?"
"Eliminating one more obstacle in my path towards vengeance." He growled.
"What are you talking about?"
"You will not stop me from taking my revenge on Osborn!" Doctor Octavius growled before his metal arms shot towards Spiderman.
'He's after Dad!' Harry thought to himself as his eyes widened under his mask. "Not going to happen, Doc." Spidermen lept forwards, ducking and dodging the metal arms until he reached his target, he threw a punch and his eyes widened in shock as he went right through the man who disappeared as if he wasn't there. Spiderman landed on his feet and rolled to a crouching position. "Mysterio, is that you?" He asked, just before the doctor disappeared.
"It is indeed Mysterio, your greatest foe." A new voice caused Spiderman's head to snap to the left and see Mysterio standing a short distance away.
"My greatest foe? I'm sorry but the 'Kangaroo' is currently occupying the top spot." Spiderman stood up. "Where is Doctor Octavius?"
"The good doctor is currently on his way to give Norman Osborn a well needed talking to," Mysterio chuckled. "it's simply my job to keep you busy. Something that I can do, I've picked up a few new tricks since our last encounter."
"That's funny because so have I." Spiderman raised his hands, he grinned as they lit up with electricity. 'Bio-electricity for the win.'
Scene 3:
"Fuck!" Harry gasped as he fell out of the pod, dressed in nothing but a pair of black shorts.
"Are you okay?" He heard a voice ask, he looked up and saw the beautiful face of Jean Grey staring back at him, looking around he noticed that Magneto, Wolverine, Reed Richards, and Captain America were also with them.
"Fine, or at least I'm fine considering," Harry grunted as he forced himself up to his feet, Jean helped him up.
"Easy there, Osborn." Cap placed a hand on Harry's shoulder. "What happened?"
"I don't know," Harry coughed. "one moment I'm throwing Kraven at a zoo sign and the next I wake up here. S...Styker was here."
"Stryker?" Wolverine growled while Magneto stiffened.
"And he had you in his custody for a while," Reed noted, a serious expression on his face.
"What did they do to you?" Magneto asked in a soft voice, staring at Harry's arms.
"This." Harry raised his right hand and closed it into a fist, a second later a pointed blade popped out of the back of his hand.
"Oh my..." Jean trailed off in horror.
Scene 4:
"Dad! Stop!" Harry jumped over a blade that had nearly hit him in the foot before he landed and shot a few web balls at the Green Goblin who dodged out of the way, thankfully the fact that they were fighting in a hallway meant that Goblin was limited in how much he could move around, unfortunately, that also meant that Harry was limited as well.
"Norman's not here, Harry!" Goblin laughed loudly. "He'll call you back never!" Harry growled before he charged forwards, he dodged the lazar attacks that Goblin shot at him and tackled Goblin onto the floor. Harry didn't waste any time and quickly began bombarding Goblin with punches.
"I want my dad back!" Harry roared before hitting him with a punch hard enough to cause the floor beneath them to break and for the two of them to fall straight through it and land on the floor beneath. Harry felt himself be kicked off and a moment later he was thrown through a window and fell towards the grassy field outside, he rolled upon landing and looked up to see Goblin standing on the window that he had just been thrown out of.
"Ha ha ha!" Goblin laughed as he stared at Harry. "Not bad, son. Not bad at all. Why fight me? Think of all the great things that we could accomplish if we work together, you and me! Father and son, a dynamic duo!"
"I want my dad back!" Harry yelled.
"Oh, stubborn to a fault," Goblin shook his head with mock disappointment. "I do not have time for this. I have a play date with that little girlfriend of yours," Harry's eyes widened at that statement, he opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by Goblin. "but don't worry, son. I won't leave you alone, I brought a playmate to keep you busy." Goblin cackled just before a large crashing sound was heard from behind Harry. Harry's spider-sense flared and he quickly ducked down as a street lamp flew over his head.
"Howdy," A voice said just before Harry managed to turn around.
"Oh fuck me." Harry sighed loudly when he saw Juggernaut standing a small distance away, and if that wasn't bad enough then there was also the person standing next to him.
"Maybe I will, is that an actual offer?" Deadpool asked hopefully.
"Keep him busy," Goblin told the two before he went back into the building.
"I owe you for last time, Spider," Juggernaut growled before he charged forwards at Harry.
"Hey, hey," Deadpool said while Harry and Juggernaut fought with each other. "you, yes you! I'm talking to you, the person reading this. Now, usually, the author would leave an author note about now but the lazy asshat is too lazy for that, so he paid me to do it. He paid me a hundred Pakistani rupees, I don't know how much that's worth in America but it sounds good. Anyway, the author doesn't plan to release a new story for a long while, at least until he finishes up a few of his other stories. But with that being said, he can't stop thinking about releasing a new story, kind of like me with drugs, or me with sex, or me with drugs and sex. Anyway, the next time he releases a story he'll put up a poll with about two or three options instead of the usual ones with at least five. And so, being the generous soul that he is, he's decided to release a few test chapters for you guys. This story, in case you couldn't tell, is about Harry Potter (I love that guy) being reborn as Harry Osborn and becoming Spiderman (I love that guy even more!). There will be one or two more uploaded after this one. I highly recommend that you vote for this story when the poll comes up, why wouldn't I? This is the only one with me in it!" Deadpool yelled just before Juggernaut landed on his back a short distance behind him. "Any-hoo, I'm about to go and try to stab the main character," Deadpool pulled out a pair of swords with a grin. "wish me luck!"
Comments
Platyperry
I like it, Picasso.
Kenadams
If Harry become Spiderman than what happens to Peter? There can be 2 spiderman ( just Harry being special 😅) and little unique
Christian Jeffress
Seems very fun so far 😁👍
Sam Winchester
This would be great
Hannibal St.Michael
Love the test chapter.
