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September 2021 Update: A New WINDS OF WINTER Stretch Goal!
🕑 Added 2021-09-01 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
Theon by Thrumugnyr
Hello! And welcome to the NotAUpdate! As we do with our NotAUpdates, we thank our new patrons, let you know where to find all of our bonus content here on patreon, share our schedule and sometimes, we even have a special announcement. And this month, we have a special announcement and a brand new stretch goal! Stay tuned to the end of the post to find out more about that!
THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR PATRONS
We were so thrilled by all the new patrons who have signed up since we returned to doing weekly episodes. And we wanted to thank each and every one of you by name! So without further ado:
- Ser Robert M., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Samuel DJ, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Pavani A., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Nicolas T., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Jason H., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Jesses M., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Jonathan CJ., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Evan W., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser/m'lady E42, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Epigmenio F., a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Tiffany, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser KernelCap, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Alexander L., a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Rowan, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Michael S., a Poor Fellow patron
- Lord KB, a Small Council patron
- Ser/m'lady Da Nex Hoax, a Sparrow patron
- Lady Juliet, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Lucas B., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Uchihatril, a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Maheshwari, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Rich L., a Sparrow patron
- Ser Fermin B., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Calvin G., a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser (Lord) Chark of Jacksonfell, a Sworn Sword patron
- Ser The Other Adam, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Doug M, a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady Dead Quaithe14, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Christopher D., a Poor Fellow patron
- Lady ליאור גלעדי, a Poor Fellow patron
- Ser Andrew P., a Poor Fellow patron
Thank you to all of you for joining our patreon! If I've gotten your name or title wrong, let me know as a comment, and I'd be happy to change it! You all are the best!
OUR SEPTEMBER SCHEDULE
- September 6: ASOS, Tyrion I General Release
- September 6: ASOS, Davos I Livecast
- September 13: ASOS, Davos I General Release
- September 13: ASOS, Sansa I Livecast
- September 15: Fevre Dream, Chapter 21 for all Poor Fellow and above patrons!
- September 20: ASOS, Sansa I General Release
- September 26: Patreon Episode #39 Waltz with Bashir release for all Poor Fellow and above patrons!
- September 27: ASOS, Jon I Livecast with a special guest!
- September 30: A Very Special Jeffisode
FINDING NOTACAST PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
We know that patreon's search function isn't helpful; so, here are all the links to all of our bonus episodes that are available for our $5/above patrons!
38 ASOIAF Bonus Episodes!
- Episode 1: Why A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is better than A STORM OF SWORDS (Patreon Special Episode!)
- Episode 2: The Fate of the White Knight (Will Barristan Selmy turncloak on Dany?)
- Episode 3: Why Is THE WINDS OF WINTER Taking So Goddamn Long?
- Episode 4: A Burning Crown: The Endgame of King Stannis
- Episode 5: Old Volantis, Doomed Volantis: The Past, Present and Future of the First Daughter of Valyria
- Episode 6: The Hammer of Westeros: An Analysis of Robert Baratheon
- Episode 7: Stump the Chumps, Part 1 (Mass Q&A)
- Episode 8: Stump the Chumps, Part 2 "Amen Brother" (Mass Q&A, part 2)
- Episode 9: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 1: Aegon I - Jaehaerys I
- Episode 10: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 2: "The Dying (or Dance) of the Dragons"
- Episode 11: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 3: "The Regency of Aegon III"
- Episode 12: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 4: "Stump the Chumps"
- Episode 13: A Shadow of a Crown: Jon Snow and Young Griff
- Episode 14: Winter Fell (Game of Thrones Season 8 predictions)
- Episode 15: The Night Lamp
- Episode 16: Curtain Call (Game of Thrones S08 retrospective)
- Episode 17: Whitewashed: Dany, Jon and Tyrion in Game of Thrones
- Episode 18: We Should Start Back: AGOT in Review
- Episode 19: Steamboat Georgie (Intro to FEVRE DREAM)
- Episode 20: Changes (ASOIAF Ideas and Theories we've changed our minds on)
- Episode 21: Botchmen (Our analysis of Zack Snyder's 2009 film WATCHMEN)
- Episode 22: "Rise Again": A Complete Analysis of the Greyjoy Rebellion
- Episode 23: "The Stone is Strong": A Tour of Winterfell
- Episode 24: "Flag Day" : Our complete analysis of ASOIAF sigils and heraldry
- Episode 25: "Every Rose Has Its Thorns" (Analysis of House Tyrell)
- Episode 26: "Snowmen": Our Analysis of the Grand Northern Conspiracy
- Episode 27: "Sunflower": Our Complete Analysis of Renly Baratheon
- Episode 28: "The Second Coming, Part 1": The First of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 29: "The Second Coming, Part 2": The Second of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 30: "The Second Coming, Part 3": The Third of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 31: "The Second Coming, Part 4": The Fourth of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 32: "The Second Coming, Part 5": The Fifth and final part of our analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 33: "The New World" ft LukeIsAmazing: our analysis of the movie Kingdom of Heaven
- Episode 34: "Death of the Authors:" our analysis of the Pink Letter
- Episode 35: "Playing with Fire": our analysis of Game of Thrones' "Blackwater"
- Episode 36: "Frozen 2": our redux analysis of the A Game of Thrones Prologue
- Episode 37: "Already Dead": an analysis of Zack Snyder's Man of Steel
- Episode 38: "Bigger and Better": our full analysis of A Clash of Kings in total
20 Fevre Dream Episodes!
- Chapter One: "Plans to Make"
- Chapter Two: "The Red Thirst"
- Chapter Three: "Some Riverman's Dream"
- Chapter Four: "First Catch"
- Chapter Five: "Let Joshua Sleep"
- Chapter Six: "Predators"
- Chapter Seven: "Working Vacation"
- Chapter Eight: "Night Vision"
- Chapter Nine: "River of Blood"
- Chapter Ten: "The Pleasure of Power"
- Chapter Eleven: "Coming Clean"
- Chapter Twelve: "Sick Suspicions"
- Chapter Thirteen: "An Astounding Man"
- Chapter Fourteen, Part 1: "I Am Legend, Part 1"
- Chapter Fourteen, Part 2: "I Am Legend, Part 2"
- Chapter Fifteen: "Trust Fall"
- Chapter Sixteen: "The Bloodmasters"
- Chapter Seventeen: "Inhuman"
- Chapter Eighteen: "The Morning After"
- Chapter Nineteen: "Trapped"
- Chapter Twenty: "Blood and Fire"
14 Lord of the Rings Episodes!
- Part 1: Prologue & A Long-Expected Party (Prologue and Chapter 1)
- Part 2: The Shadow of the Past (Chapter 2)
- Part 3: Three is Company, Short Cut to Mushrooms, a Conspiracy Unmasked (Chapters 3-5)
- Part 4: The Old Forest, In the House of Tom Bombadil, Fog on the Barrow-Downs (Chapters 6-8)
- Part 5: At the Sign of the Prancing Pony & Strider (Chapters 9-10)
- Part 6: A Knife in the Dark & Flight to the Ford (Chapters 11-12)
- Part 7: Many Meetings & The Council of Elrond (Chapters 13-14)
- Part 8: The Ring Goes South, Journey in the Dark and the Bridge of Khazad-Dum (Chapters 15-17)
- Part 9: Lothlorien and The Mirror of Galadriel (Chapters 18-19)
- Part 10: Farewell to Lorien, The Great River and the Breaking of the Fellowship (Chapters 20-22)
- Part 11: The Departure of Boromir, The Riders of Rohan, The Uruk-Hai and Treebeard (Chapters 23-26)
- Part 12: The White Rider and the King of the Golden Hall (Chapters 27-28)
- Part 13: Helm's Deep, The Road to Isengard, Flotsam and Jetsam (Chapters 29-31)
- Part 14: The Voice of Saruman and The Palantir (Chapters 32-33)
NEW STRETCH GOAL!
And now for the moment you've been waiting for! So, our previous stretch goal was to achieve 1,250 total patrons. When we hit that goal, we would do an episode on GRRM's Dunk and Egg novella The Hedge Knight. Well, we didn't quite hit that goal, and that's okay. I (Jeff) usually get way over my skis on such things.
But then we thought, wait, maybe it's not just Jeff getting crazy. Maybe the incentives aren't there. And whoa boy, I think we finally have an incentive that you all are going to jump at.
SO! Our new stretch goal is as follows. If we can get up to 1,050 total patrons, we will do a multi-month/multi-part analysis of the Theon sample chapter from The Winds of Winter!
If you remember from a year ago, we kicked off our multi-part analysis of "The Forsaken" from The Winds of Winter. That was so much fun, and in my not-so-humble opinion: one of the most definitive treatments of that chapter as done by fans. We'd like to do the same for that Theon TWOW sample chapter. And we'd love if you would consider joining our patron if you're not a patron to help us achieve that goal.
So, once again, if we get up to 1,050 total patrons (we need 92 more patrons as of this writing), we will do THEON I from TWOW, AKA, the Stannis Baratheon POV chapter. Sound interesting? Well, then, consider becoming a patron at any level!
CONCLUSION
We can't thank enough of you for welcoming us back so warmly as we've jumped into ASOIAF again. You've been all so kind to us, and we are thankful to be back and excited to press deeper into A Storm of Swords and potentially into Theon in The Winds of Winter.
Much love,
Emmett and Jeff
Comments
derek
A very special Jeffisode? Oh I can't wait, that sounds hilarious.
Madelyn Morgan
Are you guys grouping the Arya chapters together again?
