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August 2021 Update: Into the Storm of Swords
🕑 Added 2021-08-08 16:00:10 +0000 UTC
Hello! And welcome to the NotAUpdate ... update! Well, it's been a minute, hasn't it? Back in April, we finished A Clash of Kings, and then Jeff (I, me) had to take some time off for work. But now that things have settled down, we are back baby. Back to A Storm of Swords. We start it off just right with, uh, the apocalypse.
Folks, we are, how do I put this, SO FREAKING EXCITED TO BE STARTING A STORM OF SWORDS! Thank you to all of you for supporting us -- many of you for years now! You're awesome. Thank you. A Storm of Swords: that's a book, ain't it? Let's get it,
THANK YOU TO ALL OF OUR PATRONS
I am way overdue on this; so, this will be lengthy, but I just wanted to say thank you to all of our patrons who have joined since October 2020.
- Lady Brittany N., a Sworn Sword
- Lady Joan C, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Paul S, a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady FHöer, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Collin VH, a Sworn Sword
- Ser Cosmon S, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Zoltan V., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Brady Findell, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Elana Hastie, a Sworn Sword
- Ser Sam a Poor Fellow
- Ser Maxwell T., a Sparrow
- Ser Joe, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Jack L., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Sorcha R., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Davis, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Bryant F., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Matt O., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Carter R., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Mark M., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Erin C., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Anna, a High Lady
- Lady Cleo, a Poor Fellow
- Lord Grizzly Adams, a small counsellor
- Lord Andrew S., a High Lord
- Ser Jackson Ells, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Regina D., a Sparrow
- Ser Ian M., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Matilda D., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Sterling M., a Sworn Sword
- Ser Zac, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Michael M. a Sworn Sword
- Ser Ron S., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Branden B. a Sparrow
- Lady Idris M., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady trickyplots, a Poor Fellow
- Lord James K., a High Lord
- Ser Ben R., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Christine S., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Josh, Heir to the Oak Wood, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Susan D., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady dfernandez414, a Sparrow
- Ser Sam A., a Sparrow
- Ser/m'lady DreamsideFPS, a Poor Fellow
- Ser lukeisamazing, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Meghan F., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Steven K., a Kingsguard
- Lady Kell, a small counsellor
- Lady Kaitlyn C., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Michael B., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Taylor P., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Denise JM., a Sworn Sword
- Ser Sam H., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Sarah S. a Poor Fellow
- Lady Anne T., a High Lady
- Ser Will N., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Joshua M., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Mitch B., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Craig H., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady Lephrenic, a Poor Fellow
- Lady SweetMelisia, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Hamish BM, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Kyle G., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady Steady Poor Fellow
- Ser John D. a Poor Fellow
- Ser David H., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Will C., a Sworn Sword
- Lady Elaine G., a Sworn Sword
- Lady Madelyn M. a Poor Fellow
- Lady Mixxed Mage of the Wolfswood, a Sworn Sword
- Ser Vladimir Y., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Felix B., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady Ciel S. a Poor Fellow
- Ser Devon J., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Kelly, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Elizabeth W., a Sworn Sword
- Ser Kody C., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Maxwell C., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady E, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Raji Z., a Poor Fellow
- Lord Tyler D., a small counsellor
- Ser/m'lady Teater, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Jessie W., a High Lady
- Ser Giovanni S., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Mike L., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Cory W., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Diana, a Sworn Sword
- Ser Connor B., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Thomas T. a Poor Fellow
- Lady Bonnie KB, a small counsellor
- Ser Jobi_1, a Sworn Sword
- Ser/m'lady Mistborn, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Anna P., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Justin C., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady rosenylundcomplex, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Cydnii H., a High Lady
- Ser/m'lady Family Atomics, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Jemisa, a small counsellor
- Ser James P., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Jacob B., a Poor Fellow
- Lord Wesley of House Wyatt, Warden of the West, a Sworn Sword
- Lady Angelina C., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Brittany C., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Noah W., a Poor Fellow
- Ser John L., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Riti Gupta Sworn Sword
- Ser/m'ladyThe Bool, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Tom, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Paula M., a Sworn Sword
- Ser Christopher B., a Sworn Sword
- Ser Elias H., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Daniel G., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Bob M., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Ben C., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Stephen L., a Sworn Sword
- Lady Wilerson DO., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Paul B., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Clifford W., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Collin, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Charlie M., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Katherine S., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Margaret H., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Cody Ruthko, a Sparrow
- Lady Majoranna, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Matthew P., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Roman, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Muzy A., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Martin M., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Katie B., a Sparrow
- Ser Kavi M., a Poor Fellow
- Ser/m'lady Tige, a Poor Fellow
- Lady Tiffany M., a Poor Fellow
- Ser JamesOfMercia, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Austin M., a Poor Fellow
- Ser Mauricio M., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Amy A., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Ti, a High Lady
- Ser Branden S., a Sworn Sword
- Lady Sarah, a Poor Fellow
- Ser Anthony S., a Poor Fellow
- Lady Carolyn, a High Lady
So, that was a lot. But I wanted to highlight all of you who have joined up since October. Thank you to all of you, and if I got your name or title wrong, let me know!
OUR AUGUST SCHEDULE
- August 9: ASOS Prologue Livecast for Patrons-Only!
- August 16: ASOS, Prologue General Release
- August 16: ASOS, Jaime I Livecast
- August 18: Fevre Dream, Chapter 20 for all Poor Fellow and above patrons!
- August 23: ASOS, Jaime I General Release
- August 23: ASOS, Catelyn I Livecast
- August 26: Patreon Episode #39 for all Poor Fellow and above patrons!
- August 30: ASOS, Tyrion I Livecast
FINDING NOTACAST PATREON EXCLUSIVE CONTENT
We know that patreon's search function isn't helpful; so, here are all the links to all of our bonus episodes that are available for our $5/above patrons!
38 ASOIAF Bonus Episodes!
- Episode 1: Why A DANCE WITH DRAGONS is better than A STORM OF SWORDS (Patreon Special Episode!)
- Episode 2: The Fate of the White Knight (Will Barristan Selmy turncloak on Dany?)
- Episode 3: Why Is THE WINDS OF WINTER Taking So Goddamn Long?
- Episode 4: A Burning Crown: The Endgame of King Stannis
- Episode 5: Old Volantis, Doomed Volantis: The Past, Present and Future of the First Daughter of Valyria
- Episode 6: The Hammer of Westeros: An Analysis of Robert Baratheon
- Episode 7: Stump the Chumps, Part 1 (Mass Q&A)
- Episode 8: Stump the Chumps, Part 2 "Amen Brother" (Mass Q&A, part 2)
- Episode 9: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 1: Aegon I - Jaehaerys I
- Episode 10: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 2: "The Dying (or Dance) of the Dragons"
- Episode 11: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 3: "The Regency of Aegon III"
- Episode 12: FIRE AND BLOOD, VOLUME ONE, Part 4: "Stump the Chumps"
- Episode 13: A Shadow of a Crown: Jon Snow and Young Griff
- Episode 14: Winter Fell (Game of Thrones Season 8 predictions)
- Episode 15: The Night Lamp
- Episode 16: Curtain Call (Game of Thrones S08 retrospective)
- Episode 17: Whitewashed: Dany, Jon and Tyrion in Game of Thrones
- Episode 18: We Should Start Back: AGOT in Review
- Episode 19: Steamboat Georgie (Intro to FEVRE DREAM)
- Episode 20: Changes (ASOIAF Ideas and Theories we've changed our minds on)
- Episode 21: Botchmen (Our analysis of Zack Snyder's 2009 film WATCHMEN)
- Episode 22: "Rise Again": A Complete Analysis of the Greyjoy Rebellion
- Episode 23: "The Stone is Strong": A Tour of Winterfell
- Episode 24: "Flag Day" : Our complete analysis of ASOIAF sigils and heraldry
- Episode 25: "Every Rose Has Its Thorns" (Analysis of House Tyrell)
- Episode 26: "Snowmen": Our Analysis of the Grand Northern Conspiracy
- Episode 27: "Sunflower": Our Complete Analysis of Renly Baratheon
- Episode 28: "The Second Coming, Part 1": The First of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 29: "The Second Coming, Part 2": The Second of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 30: "The Second Coming, Part 3": The Third of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 31: "The Second Coming, Part 4": The Fourth of a Five-Part Analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 32: "The Second Coming, Part 5": The Fifth and final part of our analysis of 'The Forsaken'
- Episode 33: "The New World" ft LukeIsAmazing: our analysis of the movie Kingdom of Heaven
- Episode 34: "Death of the Authors:" our analysis of the Pink Letter
- Episode 35: "Playing with Fire": our analysis of Game of Thrones' "Blackwater"
- Episode 36: "Frozen 2": our redux analysis of the A Game of Thrones Prologue
- Episode 37: "Already Dead": an analysis of Zack Snyder's Man of Steel
- Episode 38: "Bigger and Better": our full analysis of A Clash of Kings in total
19 Fevre Dream Episodes!
- Chapter One: "Plans to Make"
- Chapter Two: "The Red Thirst"
- Chapter Three: "Some Riverman's Dream"
- Chapter Four: "First Catch"
- Chapter Five: "Let Joshua Sleep"
- Chapter Six: "Predators"
- Chapter Seven: "Working Vacation"
- Chapter Eight: "Night Vision"
- Chapter Nine: "River of Blood"
- Chapter Ten: "The Pleasure of Power"
- Chapter Eleven: "Coming Clean"
- Chapter Twelve: "Sick Suspicions"
- Chapter Thirteen: "An Astounding Man"
- Chapter Fourteen, Part 1: "I Am Legend, Part 1"
- Chapter Fourteen, Part 2: "I Am Legend, Part 2"
- Chapter Fifteen: "Trust Fall"
- Chapter Sixteen: "The Bloodmasters"
- Chapter Seventeen: "Inhuman"
- Chapter Eighteen: "The Morning After"
- Chapter Nineteen: "Trapped"
14 Lord of the Rings Episodes!
- Part 1: Prologue & A Long-Expected Party (Prologue and Chapter 1)
- Part 2: The Shadow of the Past (Chapter 2)
- Part 3: Three is Company, Short Cut to Mushrooms, a Conspiracy Unmasked (Chapters 3-5)
- Part 4: The Old Forest, In the House of Tom Bombadil, Fog on the Barrow-Downs (Chapters 6-8)
- Part 5: At the Sign of the Prancing Pony & Strider (Chapters 9-10)
- Part 6: A Knife in the Dark & Flight to the Ford (Chapters 11-12)
- Part 7: Many Meetings & The Council of Elrond (Chapters 13-14)
- Part 8: The Ring Goes South, Journey in the Dark and the Bridge of Khazad-Dum (Chapters 15-17)
- Part 9: Lothlorien and The Mirror of Galadriel (Chapters 18-19)
- Part 10: Farewell to Lorien, The Great River and the Breaking of the Fellowship (Chapters 20-22)
- Part 11: The Departure of Boromir, The Riders of Rohan, The Uruk-Hai and Treebeard (Chapters 23-26)
- Part 12: The White Rider and the King of the Golden Hall (Chapters 27-28)
- Part 13: Helm's Deep, The Road to Isengard, Flotsam and Jetsam (Chapters 29-31)
- Part 14: The Voice of Saruman and The Palantir (Chapters 32-33)
CONCLUSION
So, that was a long, long post. But it was a long time coming. Thank you so much for supporting us! And if you're reading this, and you're not a patron, and you're like "Wow, you both are very good looking and produce good content", then why not consider becoming a patron of ours at any level!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. We're back.
Much love,
Emmett and Jeff
Comments
Lephrenic
Hello and welcome back! And yes I do answer to Ser, though I've yet to be called that outside of this fandom.
Trevor
Welcome back!!!
Ser Erik, the Guilty Undertaker
Welcome back! Is 12pm Eastern your new live cast time, or just for the one?
tim
Welcome back. Great picture.
Joshua Murphy
Yo, thank you so much for putting the Patreon Episodes in a list like that! I don't know if it's just my app or what but it's a nightmare trying to sort by and find individual Patreon special Episodes. And welcome back Jeff! Can't wait to listen on Monday, it's been too long!
Crow's Eye
🥺🥺🥺 tis beautiful
Nimble Nick Oneiric
Omg it's tomorrow! Blow the horn(s)! aaaaRREEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Madelyn Morgan
so excited to hear what you can do with a storm of swords! i’ve been relistening to the clash episodes to prepare. i was having a hard time in late 2019 when i found your podcast and 2020 was rough for me, like everyone. this podcast has honestly been one of the main sources of comfort for me for the past 2 ish years.
