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Hiring an intimacy coordinator when you’re cranking your hog | Exclusive Sketch (18+)

🕑 Added 2024-11-22 21:52:43 +0000 UTC

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Kay

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Adam Lane

The "and that's no fun for anyone" gets me everytime.

Ian Bright

It's pathetic Randucci. It's bad and you should feel bad. 2/10

Modar

this shit is funny as hell

Randucci

I'd love a cock rate too 😩

Jackson

Again??? Isn't birthdays and Christmas enough?? Just showing off now...

Jackson

That snigger was personal.... Probably still bigger than mine though ...

Alex Chuck

...Is that an Orgasmo reference?

Tabzz

The professionalism kills me hahaha

Jimmy Pastrami

wow this SPH is great!

feh

I expected finding a funny video, not discovering a new fetish.

Ian Bright

Crazy that it is actually smaller than what you described in the video.

Simon

Ahh this was good 😂

Vincent Vega

1:11 "What we want is a really nice visual" Aaaaand with that, we've gone from funny comedy skit to hot JOI video. Nice work Emily 😂 Connor's eyes following her hand movements doing an excellent job of reminding me I'm meant to laugh and not crank my hog. Thanks Connor

Vincent Vega

His face when Emily was doing the twizzle action with her fingers 😂😂

Kieran T

I'm sorry you had to witness that Emily

Caleb

I really want to know how many takes this took, I don't know how connor kept a straight face the whole time 😆

Vincent Vega

I haven't even watched this yet but I'm already pissing myself just at the thought of Connor saying "Cranking my hog" 🤣 Possibly my new favourite phrase

Emily Kristopher

I love how this turned out!! Everyone should know Connor got his teeny tiny peen out for the skit to make it really authentic. His SUPER SMALL FLACCID PEEN.