Riley Gendreau
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YurixTheWanderer's Wish
🕑 Added 2023-09-29 17:04:13 +0000 UTCYour novel huh? Well, it doesn’t break any rules so I can definitely make that happen. So the biggest way to create a popular novel is to have great writing skills, so I’ll fill your head with everything you need to know. Being creative is another great part of writing, so I’ll dial that up for you as well. Now you’re the face of your work, so let's give you an image everyone will love. I think making you short and sweet will make you seem friendly and kind. I’ll give you cute red hair, it’ll be short so it doesn’t get in your face as you write.
Now I already made you smaller but I don’t want to make you look too much like a kid, so let’s give you some mature features. How about we make your hips wider, waist thinner, and what else, a pair of fully developed breasts? What's wrong with having boobs? Yeah, I guess you don’t need them to write and have a popular novel. Not that you have much of a choice, but give being a woman a try, maybe it will inspire your next work
I’ve also hooked you up with a publisher, just give the number on this card a call whenever you finish something, and she’ll handle the rest. Now I think you should get to work, I think you have deadlines to meet. I look forward to reading your work!
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Riley
Just adding this to the archive, it's an old caption with a new look.
