sarvak
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Slave to the Job
🕑 Added 2019-11-22 14:27:36 +0000 UTCA job with me is a job for life - literally!
I always have threats to my way of working, from people quitting, to whistleblowers and slackers, and every time it is up to meet to make my problems .... disappear!
Devlin, however, is a model employee! He's hard working, loyal and doesn't poke his nose where it doesn't belong!
At least, this is what he thinks. This is what he believes every time he is "invited" to work for me.
The truth is more complex. For the skunk IS a model employee, so perfect that the real version of him is locked down, deep in the depths of my lab in a state of perpetual stasis. Cloned over and over, experience the life of every version of himself that is made to serve me.
And every time, he shines amidst the other employees, performing tasks dutifully.
And yet, every time the words always eventually find their way from his lips: "Can I get a raise?"
Well, I can't have THAT getting in my way now, can I? So when he decides to ask me the question, it's time for a new clone!
Of course, I need to teach the current one a lesson, and so I make sure to dispose of them in a manner of fun and creative fashions!
In this case, I have dressed up in my own personal "Devlin" suit so that I can slime up and shape the latest clone into a new comfortable chair suitable for highest in executive workers!
Of course, that worker will be another Devlin, but by the time I am done with my current art project, he'll never know WHAT he's sitting one >:3~
