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2025 New Year Pinups!

🕑 Added 2025-01-08 03:54:04 +0000 UTC

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DJ

I'm hoping zach gets to squeeze something soon

Emory Ahlberg

Brave of you, Stacy! Hehe. (or maybe not 💖)

Robertlouis

If you squeezed her in that dress, she’d fly right out of it! If this look, with the auburn curls and the see-through dress that’s nearly but not quite there, is an indication of Nikki’s look for the date, it’s going to be absolutely wild, and even Zach’s instincts are going to be tested to the limits.

stacy C

OMG who persuaded our lovely tomboy Nikki to get that glammed up hehe......they all look amazing and yes Holly I'll join you in a glass of that champagne ;-) x

Wojtek

Emory island without Davis and Xu is quite an option? Davis is only troublemaker, why I would object to go to island full of beauties😘😍. Remember, you once said that Jill would take care of me, now that she has promoted so much, I would like to see it❣️

Alyson Greaves

Ah, such a delicate flower, such a picture of decorum.

Helena Grace

I'm sure it was Hutchison (that dick)

Emory Ahlberg

In fact, he may ask for a DNA test to confirm it's really her! lol

Emory Ahlberg

Thank you, Hel! Whoever suggested that dress for Nikki is going to get the mother of all pouts from her! 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Thanks Phoebe! You're very right about Cindy! She definitely isn't about to let a party dress code change her style (and desire not to wear a dress)! As for Nikki... well, let's just say Sandy may have had something to do with that outfit. Though I suspect there might have been some liquid courage involved too! 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Thanks Jade! Yes, Nikki's really embracing that hair - though she'd probably say it was Sandy's idea. And Brooke does clean up nicely, doesn't she? Though I suspect she's already planning how soon she can get back in front of her computer. 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Thank you, Maggie! Totally agree that this is definitely the most gorgeous New Years Eve party of all time!

Emory Ahlberg

Is Nikki wearing anything under there? I dunno - and it'd be dangerous to ask. 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Kris is very stylish as always... and somebody must've tranquilized Nikki to get her into that dress. 😉

Emory Ahlberg

She really is! Xu is a lucky man to have such a gorgeous and talented executive assistant. But you know what they say... smart people make their own luck. 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Don't worry, Zach will see Nikki's new hair quite soon! And yes, hehe, Holly is definitely checking to see if you'd care to join her for a private drink -- one you'll never forget. 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Cindy walks into the party with Kris. CINDY: So, you're saying all these girls are like us? KRIS: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. CINDY: As in, they didn't choose to be girls? KRIS: That's right. I was hoping maybe talking to them would help you, I dunno...adapt. CINDY (loudly, to everyone): Hey! How many of you lost your dick? ANGELA (slowly raises her hand): But, uh, I asked to have bottom surgery. CINDY (boggles): Fuck off. ANGELA: Um. CINDY: (to Kris) And fuck you for bringing me here, where I'm outnumbered by dicks AGAIN. KRIS: Okay. We can go, I guess. CINDY: Fuck that! You said it's open bar didn't you?

Emory Ahlberg

She really is! And you get to see more of her in the upcoming Jack & Jill episode, too! 😊

Gemma

🤞!

Emory Ahlberg

Thank you, Gemma! Yes, Nikki is having fun in this picture. Is this a glimpse of the future? 😉

Emory Ahlberg

Aw! You know, DJ, she DOES look especially squeezable in that dress! lol

DJ

Nikki's about to enjoy a NYE kiss (and squeeze) with zach

Gemma

Hmm… very nice pics. Nikki and Cindy stand out for me in this selection. Nikki’s outfit is very daring and leaves nothing to the imagination. It is one of the few images of Nikki both looking happy and embracing her femininity.

David Arlington

Angela... Thicc!

Alyson Greaves

1000%

Jade Diaz

What? I’ve been too busy staring at Cindy. Do you think Cindy uses casual f-bombs at fancy cocktail parties?

Alyson Greaves

Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cindy! Cin— Oh hey everyone else, happy new year. Did you see that Cindy’s here?

Wojtek

Nikki went all the way with her hairstyle, if only Zack could see it, Cindy's facial expression in her (first) photo says “dance with me or else.” Kris in the same photo looks playful, in the second joint photo Kris is showing off her beautiful dress and playful is Cindy. Brooke and Angela have beautiful dresses but would drive my look away from Holly who seems to be looking for new tenants of the clinic, although on the other hand if I were to meet Jill ?

Wojtek

I would love to be with them too, maybe Holly is up to something, but the rest look gorgeous! Your orthopedist would advise against it, a whole night in stilettos can be tiring, unless you have some good foot massager at your call😜!

Alex94

Wow, Angela is such a babe!

Female-Bosmer-Always

So true, Maggie. But Summer has Roman-style sandals.

Digi2288

I love Kriss snd Nikki OMG blossoming

Female-Bosmer-Always

Kris, definitely love her dress, then Angela, Holly, Brooke and Nikki. Please tell me Nikki is wearing...something...anything...under her dress, muse Emory. Kris and Cindy...well, they say GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE...and I definitely see Vienna Della Neri©™ in a female tuxedo...or even Kris's dress (without the peacock) and Summer Chastity Crowe©™ wearing a white dress like Holly...with a 2018 Gibson Dove white guitar strapped to her back. A gift form her grandparents, Senator Roger©™ and Congresswoman Dee Crowe©™. Vienna: https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/95/bf/c2/95bfc2b096b86a703f3742a1eabc58f0.jpg Summer & her guitar made from holly, a rare and beautiful white wood known for its heartiness and resilience: https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/4b/ea/3e/4bea3e30d7ef10b8ee00e102a4ca0c3a.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/61/bb/55/61bb5530f43c179e060dd8ebd107794c.jpg "-Miss Monroe, you look as angelic as always." Summer said in her sweet Texas twang as she greeted Holly with a deep curtsey, kissing her hand...and taking the champagne glass. Holly couldn't help but look in those russet brown eyes and realize..."She knows. She must've seen the cracked glass or seen it being replaced." Holly thought as Summer pulled her guitar to the front and strummed the chords, loud enough to turn plenty of Platinum Star heads towards her. Holly recognized the mournful, haunting melody in the chords...The Daughter of Coldharbour... "fitting indeed for the monster I am." Summer seem to sense Holly's inner pain as she kissed her lips, everyone watching. "-Lover, protector, handlers, inspiration, second mothers that's what you, Angela, Jill are to me to hundreds of others. I could never have survived what you've been thorough alone; no family to guide me and keep me sane and strong; and Jill wouldn't the Valkyrie she is without you. Those 18 Attritions would've been at least 10-12 times that many, Holly. You're not a monster, you never were." Summer drank the champagne and then reached to kiss Holly on the lips, to the whistles and applause of Second Dawn members. "-You survived, and hundreds are alive and...adapted because of you. You're far from perfect; we all are; but you did your best with the cards fate dealt to you. After retirement...I...and my family...would be honored if you chose to live at Eldermount Ranch. Now if you'll excuse me...I have a Carly Pearce song to perform." Summer said as she climbed on the stage and bowed deeply to the guests.

Maggie Heels

OMG ❣️❣️❣️ I wish I could be there with them... the level of combined beauty defo left solar system here hehehe and WOW those dresses... Brooke ❣️ Sandy ❣️ Only wish I could see all their high heels too 🔥 And Nikki looks so comfortable... 🥹

Jade Diaz

Yes yes yes, what a party. I love Brooke here, of course - she looks so happy and elegant and just drop dead gorgeous. But wow - Nikki with red hair? Um, yes!

Jade Diaz

Brooke's gown is S T U N N I N G! omg

Phoebe Nocturne

Cindy using tight pants and midriff-baring tops to avoid wearing a dress... I see what you're doing, girl. Always with the calculated perfect pose and model expression, too. Her and Kris photobombing each other is pretty adorable though, lol. And MISS NICOLE PALMER... goodness. If her date with Zach is her going full Barbie, then I don't know what you'd even call the level past that she's reached here! She looks oddly not too uncomfortable this time... especially in the background of Sandy's shot...

Helena Grace

The dress on brooke is stunning, but everyone looks good! Poor nikki seems to be looking for the rest of her dress. Is that a wild Dylan I see teasing Cindy?