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26. Two Depraved Months: A Lazy Trip (Royal Capital Tour & Reuniting with Chris) (2)
🕑 Added 2025-09-19 13:52:18 +0000 UTC To summarize what Eris-sama had said, the sacred artifacts and the souls of the reincarnated individuals were left at the bottom of the abandoned dungeon. The sacred artifacts were not dangerous enough to be misused, but they were retrieved just in case, and at the same time, the reincarnated individuals were also allowed to rest in peace.
"Right? Assistant, you'll help me, right?"
"I decline."
"You heartless bastard! Wait, wait!"
As I was about to leave, Eris-sama jumped on me and forcefully stopped me. She was pretty persistent.
"Eris-sama, the world is at peace now, and the sacred artifacts aren't dangerous, right? I'll help you someday, so that's all for today."
"That's true! But please, help me, Kazuma..."
Lady Eris pleaded with me with tears in her eyes. My heart wavered, but I held on. I wasn't going to fall for that trick again. There was no urgency this time, so my decision was probably reasonable. But I couldn't abandon her.
"Ellis-sama, I'll give you this."
"Money...?"
"So, hire some adventurers and conquer the dungeon."
"Kazuma-san, how heartless!"
Lady Eris threw the gold coin back at me. Ah, I'm just as annoyed as Aqua was now. Isn't this goddess being a little too arrogant?
"Well, that's it."
"Wait!"
“Let go, goddess!”
"A useless goddess?! Did you just call me a useless goddess?!"
"That's right, Lady Eris! You really are Aqua's junior!"
I was getting annoyed, so I blurted out a sarcastic remark without thinking. Eris-sama's expression became blank when she heard that. Damn, did I go too far...?
"..."
"Um, sorry, I said too much..."
"Yeeeeeeeeeen!"
"Seriously crying!"
After that, I comforted Lady Eris and somehow she returned to normal. I realized that Lady Eris is quite a free-spirited god.
"Kazuma, are you sure you can't help me?"
"So, I'll give you some money, so hire someone. Be smart about it..."
"No! I want Kazuma to help me!"
"Hmm..."
Lady Eris replied with a look on her face like a child who had been abandoned by her parents. I think it's cowardly to make such a face.
"You're asking me to do this without paying me?"
As I said that, Lady Eris stared at me intently, and then said something stupid.
"You can do the same thing to me that you do to Yunyun, Kazuma."
"…………"
Lady Eris said something incomprehensible. What does it mean to be the same as Yunyun? I have no idea. Yeah, absolutely.
"I don't quite understand, Lady Eris."
As I said this, Lady Eris stared at me with a blank expression. It felt like she had seen right through me, and my body began to tremble.
"Kazuma-san, I'm always watching over you. I know that you've been teasing Yunyun-san and doing whatever you want."
"I, I've been found out..."
I bowed my head in resignation. I was shocked that, of all people, Lady Eris had found out. I had no excuse. No, wait, Lady Eris had said earlier that I could do the same thing as Yunyun...
"Eris-sama, I don't understand this at all. Does this mean I can do whatever I want to you?"
"Yes, this Chris is just a temporary body to help me descend to the surface, so you can do whatever you want with her. You can even use her as a human toilet."
"teeth?"
When Eris-sama mentioned the words "flesh urinal," I froze. My mind couldn't keep up. And then, Eris-sama embraced me. Chris's body was nicely toned, but still had that softness that's unique to a girl. And her thin breasts brushed softly against mine. Ah, I felt like I was losing my mind.
"Kazuma-san, when we retrieve the sacred artifact, I will do something amazing for you."
"That's amazing..."
"Yes. It's amazing."
Somehow, Eris-sama's pure and innocent image has begun to crumble. Even now she is staring at me with a dreamy expression...
However, I was in the middle of a getaway trip with Yunyun. I couldn't betray her now. But there was no way I could refuse such a delicious meal. I used my reason and offered a compromise.
"Ellis-sama, I'll take on the task of conquering the dungeon. However, I won't lay a hand on you. If you want me to sexually harass you, you'll need to get Yunyun's permission..."
"I see, then I'll get permission!"
With that, Lady Eris ran out of the room. I was left there dumbfounded. Even though I had implicitly said that she would do it for free, Lady Eris went to get Yunyun's permission to turn me into a sex slave. I didn't understand what was going on.
"Could this be a dream?"
I pulled my cheeks as hard as I could.
