Balanced Breakfast (NSFW)
🕑 Added 2025-06-26 22:26:49 +0000 UTCI’m sorry.
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spacecat in space
I knew it was going to happen, yet it still cracked me up. Never change, Ellis.
Dani
Isn’t there some truth to this? Kellogg thought there were cockblocking properties to bland foods. If you’ve never seen the comedy “The Road to Wellville” it’s worth viewing. Dr. Kellogg is portrayed sort of accurately treating people at his Sanitarium in Battle Creek.
Daniel
Why isn't he fully erect, Adam? Why is that penis not pointing up towards the stars? I can't crank my hog to this not fully erect cereal mascotte!
Steven A. Lifson
No you aren’t.
LKO
This was beautiful
Alex
Go to horny jail. Immediately. Also, the bilingual NET WT/PESO NETO at the bottom corner of the box cracks me the hell up for some reason - it just makes it feel more real and thus more ridiculous/uncomfortable, I suppose. Excellent work.
Brooke
The art is *chefs kiss* that 🍆🐓 was great!
Lita
Noooo you aren’t.
xXNiroXx
Don’t lie- you’re not sorry xD
Marissa McLelland
You absolutely are not
Sonny Ly
How does your thoughts work, oh lord lmao