Jacques D'Or
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Origin Story: The Album (Extended?) [Cat - My Number Two]
🕑 Added 2025-10-09 08:00:10 +0000 UTCAnd now we're going country... because why the hell not. Track added to the Origin Story album over on Soundcloud along with a Coffee Shop version
Lyrics:
I met a cute boy who said I deserved more
Than being known as the multiply whore
He said he’d take me out, show me a good time
Took me to the diner and it was going fine
But then he offered me the last fry on his plate
I sneezed once and – boom – self-replicate
I saw that look in his eye, and I immediately knew
That it was love at first sight with my number two
Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two
Took me to the movie theatre for our next date
This time it was clear it wasn’t going as great
He blew pepper in my face and that was when
I knew he was trying to make me sneeze again
I laughed it off til he tickled my nose with a feather
I grabbed my coat and said “Don’t call me, ever.”
He said “Wait Cat, I’m really sorry if I offended you.”
“Before you leave, can you bring out number two?”
Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two
Even my mom tells me daily from her deathbed
I wish number two was my daughter instead
Don’t know how I’ll raise my brother when she’s gone
Even he says number two’s his number one
Even in class the professor gives me her grade
Can’t even console me when she sees my smile fade
“Sorry, but the other one’s just smarter than you
A C minus for you, but an A for number two."
Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two
But now I’ve come to see that it ain’t all bad
She does the things that would make me go mad
She even got our landlord to lower our rent
Five minutes on her knees was time well spent
I guess now I can admit that she’s the better Cat
Her pussy tastes better, don’t ask me how I know that
I guess I’ve grown ok with being the multiply whore
Still, I’ll never let the world meet number three and four
Everybody seems to love my Number Two
She’s got my body, my brain and my attitude
The very same Cat, but somehow new
Guess I can’t compete with me times two
Everybody seems to love my Number Two
And I guess maybe now I kinda do too
She does all the things I don’t wanna do
Guess life’s better when it’s me times two
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Comments
Jonathan Hang
Not sure... the most we see her do is 3... but during the arresting scene with Cat and Mari... the dean was telling the guards to "sedate her before she summons more after she already summoned 2." So... possibly more?
PickerPatron
She doesn't want you to meet numbers three and four, interesting 😏. I still haven't had time to play the last chapter and a half. Do we know the limit on Cat copies? Or is it like Naruto's Sexy Jutsu, where dozens of copies can be made? 😄🎉.
JDOR
Yeah, that's what has spurred this new surge in tracks. The audio quality is generally better but its a step back for the vocals I think. It does way more weird stuff now than it did on 4.5. This track didn't take so many attempts to generate one that didn't screw up my lyrics, but the next one that is coming took that many attempts I eventually had to roll it back to 4.5 because I couldn't take it anymore... and the quality suffers a little bit.
天戈 李
Lovely song! Suno AI upgraded to V5 recently, maybe it will generate better music.
