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[NSFW] [M4F] "Testing The Limits" With The Tatted Brazilian Boy Next Door
🕑 Added 2025-05-05 10:00:05 +0000 UTCIts National Thigh And Dry Humpin' Day, come celebrate cutie
hellooooooo.... today is officially the National Thigh And Dry Humpin' Day (declared by me), and for that, I had to make something super super, super focused on it :)))
SUMMARY:
You’re new in town and just starting to move in when everything seems to go wrong—the heater in your new place breaks, and the moving truck is running late. It's already been a rough day... and then you slip on some wet snow right in front of your cute new neighbor. Yep, rock bottom. But the good news? There’s only one way to go from here—up. And that’s exactly what happens: your neighbor invites you in to wait for the truck in some warm, dry clothes. You decide to say yes—and suddenly, the day doesn’t seem so bad after all, and it will only get better :).
Listener is called: pretty, good girl like 500 times, cute, one mention of listener acting slutty and wanting to be bent over like a toy.
Super awkward, stuffy, and heavy on improv and kissing. Listening back to it really made me feel like it sounded like a normal hookup, with the porn logic aside, of course. Hope y'all enjoy it! Maybe next month we'll get the CNC option from the last poll; it was pretty close, after all.
Part 2?
MMMMMWAH
Comments
Car
You know sometimes when a hot brazillian man offers you a change of clothes you just gotta strip🤭
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...yes.
Shay
“Why do you not have your clothes on” wait back up 😭😭😭😭 did listener just strip in this man’s house omfg 😭
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eu tinha esquecido como esse áudio é tesudo to goonando a hrs
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meu deus do céu quando você começa a falar em português nós putinhas ficamos enriçadas
argentumsound
Now I'm 100% sure aliens exist and this is the proof cause this is DEFINITELY NOT of earthly origin.
whoknos
I——— idek how I got here or who I am anymore at this point but uh….🚶♀️🧍♀️…. yeah. I’m🧍♀️……uh……. …. oh boy.
风 秦
part2 please！😚
honeymoon
you are unbelievable 😭😭 also…duh we want a part 2
sav
bloom did you put heroin in this damn audio im addicted
Emmm
Pllleeeaaasseeee tell me what it meant im on the verge of buying a dictionary at this point 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
Crum
Naaaaaaaaaaaah cause the code switch was too much i had to pause & let that shit marinate on the side…BEING BILINGUAL IS SUCH A GIFT BRO 😭
EmShd
Flip flops and socks? You monster 😉
Chycan American
About to beat the hulk with this one 🔥
sweet treat
In my mind in the beginning he had flip flops and socks and a warm pair of gray sweatpants.
Chaos
Im starting to think I need better fucking neighbors.
Lex
I am zooted and cannot for the life of me get this comparison out of my head; your "hellooooooo" is giving Miss. Doubtfire vibes rotfl https://tinyurl.com/4nt26twv
silly goose
Aaaaand the smooth slip into Portuguese damn near almost ended my life. How tf am I supposed to look at Jesus in the face and explain death by coffee bec my ass forgot how to swallow.
silly goose
The new 🎙️ catches the whispers and mutters very nicely! It’s the cute lil mhm’s for me bahahaha.
k
SO REAL LMFAAOOO
k
ur so real cause roomie bloom is my top bloom too
k
just finished in more ways than one - PLEASE DO A PART TWO this was sooo hot and the new mic is *chefs kiss* ty for keeping me fed while i am stressed moving into my first apartment on my own 🩵 MWAH
k
IM MOVING INTO A NEW APARTMENT AND THIS IS THE BEST AUDIO FOR ME HOLLYYYY - can’t wait to finish it
Alyak00
when he mentioned his TATTOOS DYHDTZZXZSXSSWEGCSDCDGVGGFRY 👹👹👹👹👹
yirenr
I actually started learning Portuguese for these audios ngl
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I'm glad there was a difference :)
aemilia
Hi this new mic is crazy good
hellosunshine ☀️
Bloomie 😭😭 that Portuguese makes my pants disappear every time 😩
Jeesi
gotta keep those tattoos moisturised 😌
frankie
"does my hand on the back of your neck help?" WHAT!!!!!!!!!!
Biet 𐙚 ̊
Bloom’s audios got my ovaries thinking it’s ovulation day way too early 🫠
pastel_violet
Bruce Almighty'd made me cackle 😂 I will never be able to listen to this now without picturing the listener just poofing her clothes off like that
TangryOwl
😤😮💨 Ugh, this was terrific 😤. Like, this hit spot after spot after spot. The bit of Portuguese sprinkled in there too? 🤯🫠. Is Neighbour Bloom about to be my favourite series after Roomie Bloom? That touching grass line 😂 Also, feel like you've teased counter sex in a couple of audios before, but have torturously never followed through with this 😭. Part two, pretty please 🍒🥺
Lex
The ease with which she enters a stranger's home and Bruce Almighty'd is wild. Seems a little crazy, and got me thinking she might be a lowkey villain; she moved in, targeted him as her next obsession, and set the plan in motion. Were the movers late, or had it been rescheduled due to the snow? Was it weird that the heater stopped working? Yea, yea it was. Part 2, I'm down. Also, from one tatted to another, try glitter. Turn off the lights, open the shades, and watch them shine.
Jackie S.
Vanilla, aham. Tá. Btw: scene- me squealing inside, as quiet as humanly possible, as you throw portuguese right in there. Difícil. NSFW indeed. Gurls: BLOOM IS FOR BED ONLY. Isso que dá querer ouvir fora de hora hahahaha Part 2, yes please?
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last comment i promise; the plot of you coming back to the kitchen and seeing half naked girl gave me tiktok audio “where yo clothes at” vibes 😭😭😭 (me af if i ever encountered bloom btw AHAHA)
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(starting to just become a blunt & unhinged fan of your work) — i also just bought a new .. flower.. and was gonna test it to the big teddy hump audio, just to open patreon and see this surprise; yay me fr<3
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crazy how you included: “one mention of listener acting slutty and wanting to be bent over like a toy” because that’s exactly how i feel right now (:
Syd
The way this shit made me feel is literally unmatched. Hot damn 🔥
ava
Does bro know that he purrs?
ava
Last 10 mins of this and the “fuck” at 31:20🫠🪦
nora
jaw actually dropped at 18:35?? bloom...
meep
i have genuinely prayed for this type of audio… thank yew
Bubblingfountain
part2 bloom please please please bloom please🥺
jae
this was tew goodddd😭 need a part 2 asapppp!!!!!
sariyha
my good sir this is thee most intimate and filthy vanilla ever… giving me much to ponder about cause getting thigh tattoos wet has actually blown my mind a little. need part 2 expeditiously
afeekah
ive been waiting for times like this … bless up
V
Welp my plans for today have changed
redcaramel
every time you make an audio and call it “vanilla” it somehow ends up being the most toe curling and brain melting shit i’ve ever heard
Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞
Listened to this in the bath. Im not sorry.
bluview.
Makes me wanna hurry and get more tattoos for some reason.
bluview.
Well shucks.
meghan
thank you for the new national holiday i will be celebrating from this year foward! 😋
carriemeaway
Sir, there was nothing vanilla about this.
sav
after listening to this audio, im putting national thigh and dry humpin’ day into my calendar
M
“he is so full of himself!” yeah well im trynna be full of him too
♡, Fernanda
😭😭😭
♡, Fernanda
the amount of kissing, the sprinkled in Portuguese, the glistening tattoos? I'm making it sloppy alright orz
Sam
Ey man this look pretty good ma- …..where yo clothes at
Tamrahh
Idec, play this audio at My funeral tbh. 🫠
blaze
cumming on thigh tattoos 🤤🤤 waaa I'm salivating
FavouriteFelony
Well, good thing I bought new pillowcases and stuff last week... And that there are slots open for laundry tomorrow.
⤜♡→ Misty ⤜♡→
If these two don’t have full penetrative sex soon I’m gonna lose it
Maddy
Please part 2!
FreakyMinionCar
THANK YOU KING
Nikolette
Part 2? Yes. Yep. Definitely 💋
Peachyspit
Ooh vanilla bloomie yayyy
Daine Fluck
This is the perfect holiday gift 🎁 I'm ready to relax with this sweet treat
julia
‘i don’t think running your hand through my chest hairs is considered touching grass’ IS SENDING ME
ivy
i love this! we need a part 2 plz
julie
"it's definitely not your lucky day" – i'm pretty sure it is actually
Kate
wait, which reddit audio is that??
mini
coming back to this YES PART 2 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE i will never be normal again
nere
Imma need a part 2 plz
mini
holy fuck im DIZZEYYYY masterful gambit sir as always
Bee
I was just thinking about the thigh-humping reddit audio that introduced me to you in the first place so this gets a very enthusiastic and horny FUCK YESSSSS from me 🫠
Vera Saturday
returning post-listen and being a whore openly to say i will definitely be revisiting this a lot, a lot of stops were covered in this for me dare i say it might be one of my new favorites 🙂↕️ also recently got new headphones and between your mic and the headphones this sounded like you were directly in my brain 🫠 also also we do need a part 2 yes
julie
i've been waiting for this one
simone
you do not wanna hear the sound that left my mouth after seeing this pop up in my notifications
EmShd
The "Bulge rubbin <3" tag...it's not even midday here, JFC EDIT: finally got a chance to listen. Um yes please for a part 2 🥺
dangie 💌
I've been brought back from the dead vanilla, awkward, cute? I started rubbing my hands together like a fly, say no more ‼️‼️
sariyha
loins will be burning until i get to listen after class 🔥🔥
Chaos
I mean, I guess I will squeeze in a quick Bloom fix before starting my day 😏
Bubblingfountain
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP this update is everything!!
Vera Saturday
LIFE IS WORTH THE LIVINGGG (i was /im/patiently waiting for this, thank you)
