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[NSFW] [M4F] Fucking Your Best Friend's Ex During Pizza Night

🕑 Added 2025-04-12 11:00:14 +0000 UTC

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resh nva

ATE THIS UPP KING!!🤏😽 i was blushing and giggling the entire timeee lol. I highly admire ur artistry, i don’t regret subscribing 🙂‍↕️ this was lovely, thanks bloom!

Emmm

Can’t even get past the 10 minute mark 😢

Emmm

Dude I’ve been trying to listen to this again for a week now. Why haven’t I been able to? I started working (I have summer job :D) and every time I start listening I get too relaxed from your voice and pass out cold 😭💔

FreakyMinionCar

OH MY GOD 36:59-37:07 ⁉️⁉️⁉️

Shay

Oh this is a banger AND I KNOW BANGERS I KNOW BANGERS! Once again Bloom doing the lords work around here saving lives

thedumpsterfire

something about ‘hand over your mouth’ that just makes the eyes roll back 🫠

frankie

cameo is a real one, they held it down 😩😩🙏🏼

Syd

Pretty sure this didn’t have any legal right to be so amazing. Great work ❤️

ও

*insert cat jumping gif that goes “happy happy happy”*

yasmin

MwahMwahMwah this is good! Really missed the mdom content, got me kicking my legs with glee 🤸🏻

mimi 🍊

perfect for my post breakup crazies

julie

the cleanup at the end ???? the command ???? your tone ???? insane. single-handedly permanently altered my brain chemistry

TangryOwl

Omg 😆 Reminds me so much of uni; house pizza nights, Inc*est friendship groups and all that mess, "no-one knows" even though everyone knows, people complaining about gossip from their messy hook-ups, hearing housemates having sex because of paper thin walls and floors and the rest of us trying to power through casual conversations or sleep. Simpler times 🥲

shrimp scampi

this has turned me into an insatiable wreck 👍

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yeah this is a new one, AKG c414. didn't say anything cause I wanted to see if someone would notice

ava

Bruh I don’t know how to say this but your mic is delivering your voice to my earbuds exquisitely. I mean is it the mic? Is it my earbuds? Am I ovulating? Is it a combination of the 3? All I know is, this right here is it. PS: I think I might have manifested this audio in my sleep because I dreamt I was having sneaky sex with a guy and woke up to this gem. Nothing as diabolical as best friend’s ex tho🤠. I just went to a religious school

Jay

this is very very minor, but the “yeah” at 13:46,

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

Fucking FINALLY! The day is over. Im going in... (hold my beer!). ----------------------- ***Update: (Go me, getting the hang of this now! 😉) Triggered. Did this. Literally my ex's best friend/his ex was my friend. Didnt work out well! Really, REALLY didnt fucking work out well! 🤦‍♀️🫣😫 Hot AF audio though, Bloom! Don't think I personally can ever play it again though tbf. (I'm so sorry!) x Damn, in the end, I loved that man. He broke my fucking heart because of all the reasons in this audio. It's hot as hell, the secrecy (guess thats the point!) but fuck, its such a dangerous game. Fair play to those that can do it and not get caught up in the fallout! Like I said, bit triggered! Now, wheres the ramblefaps and rain audios?! I know I'm safe there! 😂 🤦‍♀️🤫❤️

FavouriteFelony

Hitting us with the "can you do that for me?", the spit and covering the mouth? LEATHAL COMBO!

Tamrahh

Okay, but the “well it did” at 7:21 made me feel some type of way…🥲🫠

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panties to tha side!!!!!!!!

PoetiicJustice

🗣 S(CREAMING) through this one. Goddamn

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LMAO

Lex

Either their homies are a little slow, or they knew. "I'll knock when the pizza arrives." - she knew #realone Offering my own stoner F cameo: [Takes pull] "Oh, they fucking."

sariyha

the subtle (if that) foreshadowing of “lets be normal”… i knew it was bout to be some heat 🔥🔥🔥

nakedrawchicken

what kind of pizza though.

E-Rae

I’m SAT 🙂‍↕️

Lisa 🇬🇧 🫦 ♏🍷🔞

All that AND its a long one! The next 8 hours of domestic crap that I have to do today can't go fast enough! 😤 *Note to self: Add "charge toys" to the To Do list! (Bloom - there ya go! All in one place, as promised! 😉) x