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🕑 Added 2024-03-21 05:19:09 +0000 UTC I've been thinking about AV a lot lately so I hope you're cool with that. ---------------------------------- Greetings, on today's podcast I want to review something I've noticed as of late online. Trapping tiny people, usually for some vaguely sexual purpose. I present to you a comparison between two vessels: the venerable Erlenmeyer Flask and the humble Mason Jar, as makeshift prisons and sometimes torture chambers for the wee people I shove inside of them, one of these pops up far more in media than the other and It's a damn travesty. Erlenmeyer Flask: The Erlenmeyer Flask, an icon of the scientific community. Its conical shape and narrow neck make it the obviously better choice for capturing my shrunken classmates. Trap Efficiency: The conical design allows for efficient and inescapable traps with little required on my end. Once I get them inside, even if they had some hidden suction cup stuff going on, they aren't getting up the inward slant. The broad base of the thing makes it to where it isn't likely to tip over either. Shape: Farting into the jar, literally everyone in this situation has thought about it. What they don't think about is how the narrow neck of the flask is a perfect size to penetrate and form a perfect seal around your asshole, ensuring the absolute minimum gas can escape anywhere but further into the jar. Hell, you can even flip the jar upside down and you got an hourglass till they slip back into your ass. You know what you can't shove into your ass? A mason jar. And if you decide to give it a go anyways? Better pre-dial 911 cause that shit's gonna crack. Mason Jar: While not traditionally associated with laboratories, the Mason Jar possesses its own charm and practicality when it comes to housing tiny humanoids. Versatility: Mason Jars come in various sizes and designs, offering flexibility in accommodating different populations of tinies. Accessibility: The wide opening of the Mason Jar makes it easier to interact with the prisoner inside. You could still fart in the jar, but it's gonna start dissipating out the top as soon as you do it. Aesthetic Appeal: If you're keeping your victims with longevity in mind. Mason Jars can be transformed into aesthetically pleasing terrarium-like habitats, adding a touch of whimsy to your bedroom and or dungeon. Cost-Effectiveness: Mason Jars are widely available and relatively inexpensive compared to specialized scientific equipment. This makes them an accessible option for hobbyists and enthusiasts alike. In conclusion, the Erlenmeyer Flask is infinitely better for gassing and eating tiny people. The torture aspect is through the roof compared to the mason jar. The main reason you'd want the mason jar is if you wanted to keep a bunch of tinies in one place or if you were going to keep them for a long time and wanted to have an ant-colony or something. ---------------------------------- All characters belong to me. Always welcome engagement, fanart, and fanfic!
