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Print-at-home religious material
🕑 Added 2018-08-15 02:16:54 +0000 UTC
Some cosplayers asked if they could print up some Sithrak tracts to hand out at a convention. We thought the con might not be happy about people distributing porn, so we said "We'll make you up some SFW religious propaganda"
If you want to make some yourself, first question is paper size. Letter or A4? Go to the bottom of this post and download the pdf you need. The links are in orange letters.
Not sure what size your paper is? this handy map might help.
If your printer does duplex printing or you're planning to go to a copy shop, you want to print on both sides, long edge flipped, don't re-size images.
If you're using a one-side-only printer, you might need to print a page at a time, manually turning the paper over. We haven't tried that, sorry. Let us know how you go.
After you're printed, fold all the pages down the middle
If you have a long-arm stapler then you're a very fancy person and probably don't need instructions. You could also open up a regular stapler, staple through the paper into some cardboard, turn the pages over and bend the spikes down.
then you just want to cut the pamphlets up. Depending on how good your printer is at aligning the front and back, the cut might need to go somewhere that isn't exactly half way between each comic.
We haven't tried this on a whole lot of printers, so if it all goes to hell for you, let us know.
and that's it! Sweet religious tracts to leave lying around the nearest church or public toilet.
Let us know how these go for you! If having weird religious propaganda lying about is something people like, we'll do some more.
oh, and if you don't want to print anything, just wanted to read the tract, here it is-
Comments
Dagr
F Ng H Th = Cheese???
Trudy & Doug
Ha!
Sydney
I would personally love more tracts. It caused a beautiful rant on NextDoor after my neighbor found this in the grocery store bathroom.
