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Workout Parable Susan
🕑 Added 2020-02-24 04:01:00 +0000 UTCSusan didn't know if she actually needed to maintain her fitness in any way that didn't involve experience points and potions while in the game world, but she thought it might be a fun experience to do some heavy lifting either way.
This was voted on before Parable Susan went all "evil", but I figured plenty of people would also want to see evil Susan in color and working out, so I made an alternative version of it.
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Fenrir
Do not quote me on this, but I assume it comes from how having cloven hooves is one of the qualifiers for "unclean" animals that you're not supposed to eat.
Daryl Sawyer
I really wish it were somehow possible to find out how that whole thing got started. Sheep vs. Goats. I feel like there must have been two nations of herdsmen, one of which were sheep nomads, the other of which were goat nomads. They fought bitterly for generations over grazing and water rights in a common range, until the sheep nomads won, increased in population until they had little choice but to settle down, and retained an ancestral memory of the goat as the symbol of "the bad guys." Totally made that up, of course. Wish I could know the actual truth.
Daryl Sawyer
Hoo! I missed this update somehow. ... wow. <3
Brandon Allendorf
James, that's a thing you can do in Goat Simulator.
Matt R
Fantastic pics
James C
Goats. Just... Goats. People think that Geese are bad, but "Untitled Goat Game" would have had you summoning Baphomet to devour innocent and guilty alike within the first level.
Ardent Slacker
's weird how horns got associated with "evil". Considering species that grow them are vegetarian.
The Sunroses
*extremely gay for this..*
Servo Kamen
mmmmmm, very nice.
coredumperror
Hnnnngggggg.... (I am totally quoting Susan's own workout grunts, and not at all anything else)
Stephen Gilberg
For me, this is about as hot as Susan gets. The non-evil version, I mean.
McZed
Susan abs and Canon color for the hair and horns - delights all around!
