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🕑 Added 2020-10-27 05:23:57 +0000 UTCWell, I like her outfit.
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Honestly, I'm not sure what you should wear when greeting someone who might be some sort of pirate queen.
Maybe your own pirate? Like, riding on your shoulders.
You can be like "yeah, you might try something, but I've got my own pirate right here."
And they might have a parrot on their shoulders, and not going to lie, that's a power move, but it's nowhere near the power move of having a pirate on your shoulders.
Comments
Foradain
*sage nod* http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1400/fc01345.htm
Stephen Gilberg
"Freefall" suggested that a pirate with an emu on his shoulder would be intimidating.
AstroChaos
"We named the pirate Jack"
A Red Mage Named Blue
Go dressed AS a weapon
Chordat
So you're saying go dressed as a Dark Eldar?
dude13537
Go for unconcealed weaponry, it’s more intimidating. In fact, skip the outfit, just go around wearing a pile of weapons.
Thisguy
All I know is if you meet a pirate queen, wear an outfit with a heap of concealed weaponry.
Erin Halfelven at BigCloset
You could always fall back on the Dead Pirate Sketch.
dude13537
It depends on how loyal they are. If you can find someone willing to jump ship over a piggyback ride, it might still be a power move.
Brooks Moses
On the other hand, there's the potential embarrassment of finding out that the pirate on your shoulders is one of her loyal subjects, which I think makes it not a power move at all.
