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Pizza - 09 The End - HD
🕑 Added 2019-07-11 04:19:09 +0000 UTCTHE REAL TWIST!
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Look, I was very up front about this. I called the storyline "Pizza" and everything. What did you think it was about? Honestly.
More seriously, a story can make a point about things without it being a 1:1 metaphor. Unless you're writing an essay in which the teacher has specifically stated you have to, or you're making a video that needs a thumbnail with a super clickbaiting question, you don't need to narrow it down like that for the story to have value.
Of course, if you're writing a story like that, and it gets enough attention, someone will absolutely make that video and that thumbnail, so someone's going to think there is some 1:1 metaphor, so... I dunno. Maybe have something you can claim it "really" is when people start bugging you about it.
(Pizza is taken. Claim it is something else.)
Also, my avatar is eating a bagel. Not the same bagel as before, this is a different bagel, but what's important here is that it is NOT a doughnut.
What do you mean I eat bagels wrong don't you judge me
Comments
The Sunroses
dan omg
A Red Mage Named Blue
Clearly this is about children's card games. Remember when a kid insulted Yu-Gi-Oh in front of Justin?
Anonymous
Don’t complain to the coke dealer about how terrible cocaine is. “Love” the “free sample” and want more. Yep, all checks out!
jubs
My problem with this particular instance of bagel eating is that there's clearly a bigger chunk missing in panel 1 than panel 3. Say what you will, eating a bagel in a way that it gets uneaten as you go along is HERESY!
ZekeStaright
I mean Yeah Ash, what'd you think it was about? Cocaine?
Emtu
It could be sliced in half with cream cheese in it but put back together. I've seen that done.
McZed
If someone must apply another meaning to it: -It's about the real story of how the US pretty much forced Panama to revolution. -It's about SHADOW PEOPLE. -It's about the phenomena where internet trolls can be tricked into agreeing with anything via free food. -It's a preview of MasterChef season 11. -It's a peek into Universe P, where Tedd is Ursa, Elliot is Frank, magic is out in the open, and everyone works in food service.
McZed
I believe it's because most people eat it sliced in half, with something smeared on one side (usually cream cheese). Eating it whole is, however, quite valid - particularly if it's fresh. Something like eating a soft pretzel.
Dan Shive
OFFENSE TAKEN! (Insert Community clip of a man holding a turtle)
Serith
No offense but I found that pizza thing kind of pointless and boring. Like a PSA you've seen 100 times before.
That is the only way to eat a bagel, isn't it? Unless you're rotating it vertically when you take a bite, but nobody would do something so abominable...
coredumperror
The rare appearance of <i>male</i> squirrel-Dan!
