Kyle Stibbs
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"The Siege of Old Regalia's" - Lyrics
🕑 Added 2024-10-23 20:24:06 +0000 UTCHector the six legged centaur is first to awake
As dozens of Watchmen begin flooding in through the gate
He grabs his old javelin, sounds the alarm
And he’s pounding on doors as he runs to the yard
Outnumbered, he still holds the enemy forces at bay
Abdu the zombie does not need to sleep
So he hears alarm and he’s quick to his feet
Gets his brass knuckles and follows his friend
Prepared to lose all that he has to defend
The siege of Old Regalia’s
Timmund and Martin and Half Elf are sharing a room
When they hear the sounds of the battle they wake up confused
Everyone scattering all through the hall
To gather their weapons and answer the call
They won’t let Old Regalia’s turn into a tomb
Timmund draws blade, slides down bannister fast
Decapitates Watch, who must’ve snuck past
Half Elf is frozen, his voice filled with fear
“Martin, I think that we led The Watch here.”
The siege of Old Regalia’s
Enna the featherless harpy has mastered her blade
She takes down two and then four and then six and then eight
As she cuts down her tenth under light of the moon
She’s still to receive even singular wound
Outnumbered, but Enna brings morale to all of the troops
Timmund holds back all the Watch at the door
Each of them weakened by light from his sword
Half Elf takes off for Regalia’s suite
Martin sneaks out the window to check on the Beast
The siege of Old Regalia’s
Martin sneaks between The Watch’s legs
Careful to be quick and quiet and
Makes it to the stable, finds the Beast
Undoes the cable serving as a leash
Martin barely gets the knot in time
A Watch is sneaking quiet up behind
The Beast lets out a howl and it pounces
Martin grabs it’s fur and up he climbs
He rides the Beast out into the crowd
Drawing attention and being loud
He’s singing “Goo-roo-roo Oo-roo-roo Ra-ta-ta Ah-ta-ta!”
Martin ain’t playing around
The siege of Old Regalia’s
Hector is bit in the throat
Falls down to all of his knees
Javelin is loose in his grip
Cut 'cross his back and he screams
Abdu is pinned to the dirt
Watch raises blade ‘bove his head
Luckily Enna is there and she slashes and slashes ’til friend is defended
Timmund is pushed through the door
Unable to hold back the hoard
The Watch are inside of the building
They screech and they start to explore
The siege of Old Regalia’s
Martin sees something peculiar next to a Watchman who’s laying there losing his life
It looks to him like a goblin knife
Hops off the Beast and he raises it high
First time a weapons one handful
It’s dark so he sparks up a candle
He cant believe his eyes
“Reuben” is carved in the handle
The siege of Old Regalia’s
The Half Elf enters regalia’s room
She’s laying in bed and her eyes are closed
The Minotaur’s holding her hand and he’s holding her head and he’s holding her close
He says that she’s casting a spell with all of the power that she has left
That means the Dread Templar awake
But everyone here, alive, she can protect
She opens an eye a crack and looks at the Half Elf across the room
“The Templar won’t show mercy so please watch your friend’s backs closely.”
Then with a wink of an eye, in the blink of an eye
Old Regalia’s gone
In a flashing of white
Comments
Teo
I actually cried because i listened to “return to regalia’s” before it
