Kyle Stibbs
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"Tamion the Tamer" - Lyrics
🕑 Added 2024-10-31 04:14:38 +0000 UTCNo one can tame a rare beast quite like Tamion
He’s conquered each creature, you’ve probably heard
He’s knocked out a naga
He’s harnessed a hydra
He’s stopped a sea serpent with nary a word
If you’ve got a monster and you need a champion
Don’t look no further than our hero Tamion
Yes, he’ll save the day and for free
But he takes the monster with him when he leaves
No one can break a beast’s will quite like Tamion
He’ll get any monster to do as they’re told
Armed with a hammer and whip of orc leather
He’ll force ‘round each throat, a new collar of gold
If you’ve got a monster and you need a saviour
Tamion will swoop in and change their behaviour
Yes, he’ll save the day and for free
But he takes the monster with him when he leaves
Tamion: Now it’s time for my monthly inspection
Of each cage in my creature collection
Each horrid monster a token to show how powerful I really am
But am I deceived by recollection
Or is one beastie dodging detection
Where is the Bear Hound
In it’s cage it’s unfound
And the bars are unbroken, oh servant boy (Yes, Tamion?)
You were in charge of the feed (I was.)
Perhaps you and the Bear Hound got along too well it seems (No…no Tamion I would never)
What’s this in your pocket, then? (Nothing…) the cage’s key
Traitorous boy, you set the beast free
But I’ll make a game out of this
I will recapture the beast and then come after thee
…I would get a head start if I were you.
