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Episode 756: Bridge Conspiracies, Trump Bibles, and Demonic Voodoo [VIDEO]

🕑 Added 2024-03-31 02:06:04 +0000 UTC

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Asymetra

Haiti is the only country that successfully revolted against slavery. Then the US stepped in on behalf of the bank and station marines there to ensure they'd continue working US plantations. I also remember our preacher talking about another preacher who visited Haiti. (You know the "I know this guy who totally told this absolutely true story that cannot be denied..." story). A voodoo witch doctor looked at him, and the preacher could see Satan in his hate-filled eyes. The witch doctor then attacked him. He ran at the preacher, screaming and hurled himself at the preacher, who did not flinch. Inches from the preacher the witch doctor hit this invisible wall and cried out in pain. He then scurried off, afraid of the power of the holy spirit. Hallelujah and amen! Uuhhh... yeeeahhh, suuuurrreee he did.

Asymetra

tRump';s favorite bible verse include "he went into her," Ezek 16:17: "engaged with prostitutes" Deut 25:12: "her hand seizes his genitals" Ezek 32:20: "members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses" (thinking of himself) Ezek 23:21: "handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts" Prov 5:19: "her breasts satisfy you always" Song 4:16: "Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread abroad. Let my lover come into his garden and taste its choice fruits.” Hosea 4:12: "Gone whoring" Anything involving genocide. And his favorite self-deluded verses: Matt 10:37 "Whoever loves father or mother more than me is not worthy of me; and whoever loves son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." and Luke 14:26 “Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple." And from the "Evil Bible": Thou shalt commit adultery.

Asymetra

Fuck Lee Greenwood. I'm not proud to be an American. Take pride in the happenstance of where you are born. Fuck that. Natural born citizenship is not an accomplishment. I take pride in my efforts and accomplishments. I served my nation, and I'm proud of that.

Pete Grebus

@cecil - We had a 105 pound Dane/Lab mix and a 55 pound Boxer mix that would both sleep on me

Pete Grebus

Isn't Haiti next to the Demonican Republic?

Lequisha N Caccavale

I work with people who are from Haiti. They won’t even go back to Haiti for fear of being kidnapped. I find it suspect that Charlie Kirk knows anyone who went to Haiti.

LisaLisa

Tom's impersonation of Alex Jones is spot on!

Andrew Lindsay

Cecil, you missed the perfect pun, his favourite Beatles song is ‘Hey Rube’!


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