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Episode 616: Gazpacho Police

🕑 Added 2022-02-13 02:31:38 +0000 UTC

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Oboewan

Listening to this episode with my buddy, Tommy. He goes by Tommy because he’s the 3rd. His Grandpa is Thomas, his dad is Tom, so he’s, by default, Tommy.

Sammy

New patron here. My Grandpa was Tommy and my uncle is Tommy and if my kid decides he wants to keep going by Tommy when he's older I'm here for it. 😝 Great show, gentlemen!

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You did indeed pronounce my name right! It's a pun merging the legal principle of stare decisis (pronounced "starry" dee-SIGH-sis, meaning that courts should follow precedent) with Stormy Daniels. I created it for Opening Arguments a couple of years ago and it stuck. You've met me before under the name Alan for modest needs and an email about guns and suicide. You guys are great and I'm happy to be supporting you. P.S. Very selfish Season Liberally suggestion - I am a vegetarian who has to be on an ultra low sodium diet due to high cerebrospinal fluid pressure. I'm always interested in learning ways to cook without salt that don't taste like wet paper, so if you have any, that would be cool.

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Nice work around on pronouncing the patreon name Cecil. I only chose it to test Noah’s lung capacity when they had a big patron push a while back, as he tries to get them all out in one go. I think it broke him but he got a kick out of it. 🤣

Vince Geraci

Utterance robot looks like a sentient fleshlight.

Probably Latte

I haven't had the chance to listen yet, but the guy saying he studied the Bible for 175k hours is hilarious. Even if you assume he's telling the truth (he isn't, I'm sure) that would mean he's spent 10 1/5 hours a day reading that shitty book without a single day off. The Bible is apparently around 1,200 pages. I dunno exactly how long it takes to read a page, but I feel like 4 minutes is pretty slow, and even taking that number means he's potentially read the Bible cover to cover around 2,180 times. That's the saddest existence I can possibly think of if it weren't such a blatant lie.