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Episode 405: Space Force
🕑 Added 2018-03-17 18:36:00 +0000 UTCStories from the week
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Dreams
Dreamer @_enfantterrible:
"i had a dream were I was being chased by some menace that I believe to be military police. at some point I they caught up to me and tackled me to the ground and held me down. one of them took out a knife and started carving a word on the back of my neck. it was the word happiness"
Tom: This is an Alex Jones rape fantasy
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Dreamer @awesomecanada:
"Alright, so I had a doozy of a dream last night. After scoring some weed at my old HS, that wasn’t really my old HS, I was walking home in the snow when the night sky was filled with spinning UFOs, all alight and humming melodically. Some celestial beings transported down...
And we went sledding down hill. One of the beings, in female human form, got badly injured from sliding into a tree. We took her to my old church basement, where a preteen dance party was underway, where she changed into her true form. A 2-headed octopus creature. Then I woke."
Tom: This dream is about your mother. You want to fuck your mother. You need help.
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Dreamer David:
I once dreamt about two bread sticks after eating bread sticks and two bread sticks is 11 so I pretty much predicted September 11....... sorry I would have warned you guys but it happened in 2010.
Tom: This is also am Alex Jones rape fantasy
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Comments
Adopt a homeless pet and oppose declawing and ear docking!
Where did the "The boy-fucking is the point" quote come from? I remember it, but I cannot remember where from!
Doomtooth
"And the percentage of illegal immigrants arrested for criminal activity is up to 92%." I'm gonna try to unpack this one for you Cecil and Tom. To me that percentage should be 100%. If you are arrested it should be because you did something wrong, not because you aren't white. So therefore she is in actuality saying that under Trump the cops are actually doing their job 92% of the time? I put a question mark because.... well you listened to it too! LOL. You guys do a great job. That's why I continue to support both shows.
Alan Westfall
1:04:59 - crazy lady sucks her drool back into her mouth.
Glenno
There already is a space force! <a href="https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Space_Command" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Force_Space_Command</a>
Hoosier Heathen
Tom - you are going to get me fired - I have to stifle hysterical laughter every time you scream SPACE FORCE!
Ryan Parker
All I could think about when Tom kept laughing and saying, “Space Force” over and over again was Black Bush! You guys HAVE to watch my favorite Chappell’s Show skit!!! Get the episode with the unedited version on iTunes or Google Play. Screw the edited YouTube version. Not nearly as funny without the R rated stuff. It’s about a black President Bush and how black people view politicians and politics. You’ll fucking die. “Focus on Space nigga! The United States of Space.... Cuz I ain’t stopping at the moon.” Mars bitches! Yayee-Yaee!!! LMFAO. Please buy the April 14 2004 episode. If you don’t crack the hell up laughing, Ill up my Patreon for next month so that I paid you back for it. I still die every time I watch it and I’ve seen it a hundred times. LoL
SadakoTetsuwan
Tomi thinks we want to impeach Trump because we don't like him because that's why they wanted to impeach Obama. They just didn't like him.
