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[Early Content] Episode 343: Pillow Hands
🕑 Added 2017-02-12 22:59:26 +0000 UTC Thanks to @angryblackrant for joining us. Tom, Cecil, and Ishmael talk about Jesse Lee Peterson’s opinion that if there were no black people in America, we wouldn’t have as many murders and riots. Cecil and Tom then discuss how and why the republican side was so much better at cock blocking than liberals are. Hillbilly God comes back to talk about the apples of Gods eye, aka his scrotum. Lastly, a Philadelphia woman is married to Jesus and is considered an extra fancy virgin by the Catholic Church.Stories covered in episode:
- Jesse Lee Peterson: If There Were No Black People In America, We Wouldn’t Have As Many Murders And Riots
- Rick Joyner’s Friend ‘Had A Revelation’ That The Obama Administration Bugged Trump’s Oval Office And Is Leaking Information
- Cindy Jacobs: 2017 Will See Christian ‘Media Revolutionaries’ Replace Liberal Media Outlets That Are Persecuting Christians
- Philadelphia Woman, Now Married to Jesus, Consecrated By Catholic Church As Extra Fancy Virgin
Extra:
We will be doing a live show next Sunday the 19th at 3pm central. Check it out below:
https://livestream.com/dissonancepod/
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Comments
Meadhands
I love you for bleeping th*g.
Goodenough Scoop
I believe that ReAsonCon just saw a spike in ticket sales. People were mumbling something about Tom and Cecil "hitting the floor."
Mike Koeppen
Holy crap that was funny. I'm walking around the airport laughing my ass off.
Sean Oakley
Extra Fancy Virgin Olive Oil
Sakashite Fukasumi
Tom hits the nail on the head about the punch being a problem because it was weak. If you're in a situation where violence is necessary then it HAS to be effective. This is why the WW2 analogies are bullshit. Hitler wouldn't have reconsidered because somebody slapped him. He needed to be killed.
Mara S.
I lost it when you started bleeping out thug
AK
Just listened to Ishmael's bit. I would like to say if you think that people weren't asking nicely and using the proper channels when it came to Nazis up till that punch, you weren't paying attention. They were ignored, the justice system IS racist and this racism is now rewarded. Just look at the latest EOs regarding protests. I won't be blaming people for going " in for a penny, in for a pound"
Tabitha
Just saying, I'm a black listener. and patron for like 2 years. I won't take the lack of acknowledgment personally.
Gothic Alice
You should edit the disclaimer at the end of the podcast to include "Cognitive Dissonance makes no representations as to accuracy, completeness, currentness, suitability, or validity of any information and will not be liable for any errors, damages, or butthurt arising from consumption, especially when Eli Bosnick is a guest."
LPDHappy
The skeptics creed had me rolling! Hysterical!
