Pick The Next Book!
🕑 Added 2017-02-06 04:22:19 +0000 UTC Which book will we force Tom and Cecil to read next?! Please vote below and we will read the book that has the most votes.2. Urine Therapy: Nature's Elixir for Good Health
3. Natural Cures "They" Don't Want You To Know About
4. Quantum Healing (Revised and Updated): Exploring the Frontiers of Mind/Body Medicine
Comments
Person from place
I found what you should actually be reading: A blog called "The Secret of Lion's Paw Sri Lanka" It's David Icke to the n'th degree. <a href="http://dragonspaw.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://dragonspaw.blogspot.com</a>
spencer
@waiting 4 wrath shh shaye
Waiting 4 Wrath
What if I want to use the Quantum Healing no one wants me to know about to prove scientifically prove 100 urine therapies?
Skeptically Sanchez
You should just read them all, in order from most votes to least.
Coach Cameron
Hate that Ray was born in the same country as me. At least he is in the USA now!
Princess Thunderballs
Please oh please have our good friend David with his velvety pipes from or book of Mormon announce the winner!
Doomtooth
just read it
Doomtooth
<a href="https://latestnewsdaily17.blogspot.com/2016/09/when-dead-come-calling-signs-that.html?m=1" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://latestnewsdaily17.blogspot.com/2016/09/when-dead-come-calling-signs-that.html?m=1</a>
Sarah Fullerton
I take it back, now that I know this is a faceoff between scientology and a different book, science in the bible seems like a good fix.
Sakashite Fukasumi
Maybe I'm too late, but how about "Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-based Recipes"? <a href="http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.lulu.com/shop/fotie-photenhauer/natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/paperback/product-20052760.html</a>
Shelly Younger
I concur, all five would be great! I was leaning to the Urine Therapy...because really? But I had to finally go with Quantum Healing - I am a masochist :).
Brian Bowers
Please drop these and do The Sunfood Diet Success System by David Wolfe.
Sarah Fullerton
HARDEST CHOICES EVER!!! although I still want to hear Tom react to the urine on someday. I also listen to Sawbones, and peeing on things comes up A LOT.
Elvis Manson
Three fake medicine books? Way to split the vote! (which is fine with me...scientific bible all the way).
Tyler
I would sooner decline a hundred free drinks than pass up the opportunity to make Tom and Cecil read a book by Deepak Chopra.
Lina Malina
Would have loved it if you guys picked "The Secret" to shreds. One of the biggest piles of BS between two covers. Have fun whichever one you end up reading.
Marie Smith
My vote is for your to read all of these books. That would keep me laughing for a long time.
Kevin Lieder
What Urine is loosing come on people.
Shane
Are you kidding? Urine Therapy. Tom being quizzed on Urine Therapy is like a Trump responding to federal judges. amazing.
Tammy DeWael
Urine Therapy, for sure!
Stewart Brown
Where's 5. All of the above.....?
Hassan Ben Sober
Wait, so you're not supposed to flush urine? I must know more.
Allan Walls Photography
All sound brilliant but must go with Comfort's alternative scientific facts.
Ilya Rutitski
Seeing how the new age "everything is connected" mumbo jumbo is slowly creeping into the mainstream, i'd love to see the 'quantum healing' book get torn through.
FRED R GROOTHUIS
How he gets 100 scientific facts would be a fun fact to know. Don't want to read it myself though.
Ian
Just reading the Amazon reviews for that bible fact book got my blood boiling. It needs the gloryhole treatment
Sean Oakley
If it's not next, can Urine Therapy be after your next one?
Chris Littrell
I believe the obvious choice is Urine Therapy but it'll be necessary to test the proposed cures.
Caz Bailey
Ray, then Deepak, then please PLEASE do LRon's dianetics!
Dean Paxton
Definitely Ray Comfort. I have a copy of it and it still perplexes me as to how he came to the conclusions he did
Eric the Baker
Whichever book is chosen; please please please buy it used. Do not give any of the authors credit for selling a new copy.
Shu Muramoto
Not expecting a Reasonable Doubts level criticism of the bible, but it would still be hilarious to hear Tom and Cecil tackle it!
Trev
It's hard to follow David Icke, but drinking pee for health is fucking amazing. Whether that book is chosen or not I hope it is an option on every survey until it has its day. I want to know what the hell that is about, but not quite bad enough to buy and read it.
Dave Ligblurt
I'm with you. I regarded that as the worst choice and therefore the most entertaining choice. That got my vote.
TheronDragon
I think it should be Trump: The Art of the Deal.
Lawrence Mahmood
I read the 'hidden wealth' metaphor/parable and knew straight away it had to be Comfort.
KRiS
Aaaaand, nvm. Looks like commenting on Patreon mobile is still not working for any of the people I support. Anyone else having this issue on iOS' Patreon app?
KRiS
Huh. On Patreon mobile, I don't think the poll is showing up. I voted in the comments section because I didn't realize there was an actual poll.
Drew Wadd
Surely it has to be Deepak: his brand of quantum consciousness is unprecedented.
Mark Hersman
Always fun to rip Ray Comfort a new one.
Kevin Gould
Deepak is the most deserving of ridicule at the mouth of the gloryhole given his credentials (and lack of) and popularity but any of these books would be fun!
Bloodcream Lahtáy
I'm pretty sure Tom's head will explode if he has to read Depak
Skeptic Sarah
Awe come on people don't you wanna hear the guys talking about drinking pee?
Krafty
I'm too curious about the pseudo-science-wrapped prosperity gospel. X3
Zichago
I was going to vote Depak, but then I saw Ray Comfort's name.. Time to take down the Banana King.
Daniel the-vegetarian-blacksmith Sullivan
I read Natural Cures. It is mostly standard vitamin pseudoscience, but any time he says something "edgy" he puts in a link to a website instead of in the book. I think it was to be able to shake up potential lawsuits.
Kathleen Hurley
NATURAL CURES! You have to read it because *they* don't want you to!
spencer
CHOPRA
zedd_d1abl0
Dammit, I wanted to vote for "Art of the Deal" by Donald Trump
The Lizard Queen
It has to be quantum ballsack.
kittensandpuppies
oh come on! how come urine is not on the lead. it's almost as good as poop.
Dr. H
Delightful choices, thanks!
Zaid Samaraie
Urine therapy is established in the Islamic tradition. It is explicitly stated in the Hadith that camels urine is a fine cure for upset stomachs.
Secular Logic
Ugh. So many. How about all?
Anonymous
I though the David Icke book was a nice aside from religion, especially christianity, but still allowed them to be funny and skeptical. I think the next one should do the same.
Scenic City Skeptic
So that's what trump was doing in Russia... therapy
Angela Adcock
I will be deeply disappointed if I do not get to hear Tom lose his mind reading Deepak and Cecil's attempt to summarize that madness.
Charone Frankel, host of the delightful podcast Habeas Humor
Screw everyone who is not voting for Urine Therapy
Cynthia Abawi
The are sound so deliciously awful that I could not make the Sophie's choice. Sorry
Adorable Bastard
C'mon, guys! We might as well have them teach us Science, because our new government certainly won't.