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Sneak Peeks, Plans & Updates for the Week of January 19!
🕑 Added 2026-01-20 05:56:07 +0000 UTCHello, hello, Patrons! With a new year underway and lots of stuff percolating behind the scenes, it's time once again to lock-the-fuck-in and bring you all more regular status updates!
I've been a busy little bee getting all sorts of things ready. Throughout 2025, I spent months commissioning new original scripts, some highly requested sequels, commissioning lots of art, and generally freshening up the joint. Regular audio production wasn't in the cards for much of last year due to circumstances outside my control, but I did everything I could to prepare for 2026. If all goes to plan, it’s going to be a BIG year with lots of original stuff in store!
Let's have a look at some of what's coming down the pipeline, in no particular order...
💝 New goodies for the main channel 💝
It's a new year, and that means NEW STUFF!! I have lots of nifty things planned this year and I can’t wait to share them with you! One thing I’ll be focusing on is a return to regular community posts on YouTube. Here’s what’s in store on that front!
🪃 “Throwback Thursdays”🪃 ...are returning after a long hiatus!
🔦“Series Spotlight”🔦 Every Sunday, a post featuring a Vanilla Velvet Audio series!
📺 “Worth It Watch” 📺 Every Wednesday, highlighting an amazing audio/ASMR channel I think deserves your attention!
And of course, a new audio planned for every Friday!
Please note: “Worth It Watch” Wednesdays will not be paid promotions, coordinated cross promos, done on request or anything like that. I plan to be totally unaffiliated with the channels I’ll feature (except maybe plugging Juniper and/or Juniper Justice Bro eventually?) No payola here! Just good stuff from talented people that I think you'll like. Old channels, new ones, active creators, or those currently on haitus.
I don't know when these posts will launch exactly; there are a lot of ducks to finish putting in rows (making graphics, queuing stuff, etc.) but they're on the menu!
✨New goodies just for patrons...✨
A ton of commissioned art pieces queued up for Patron eyes only! I've got at least one new piece scheduled monthly through July, with enough art to last until well into 2027! I'll be focusing on queuing more over the next couple of weeks so I don't have to think about it for the rest of the year. Look forward to some sweet art, some spicy, but all worth your while, I hope! ^^
Some behind the scenes stuff! (A virtual office tour, perhaps? Some how-to guides? We'll see!)
New blooper reel(s)???
New polls! Which I still have to queue...but they're comin'!
🗝️Patron Exclusive Audios🗝️
These go live over the next two weeks! There are more on the slate, but they're not recorded yet. This is just what's in the can, edited and finally ready to go out!
Your Best Friend Shows Up When Your Girlfriend...Doesn't
Est 10 min
Slice of life, friends to lovers
Your Best Friend Knows You're Secretly Depressed
Est 13 min
Slice of life, friendship, TW: Listener is struggling with suicidal ideation
Bakadere Yandere Can't Hide Her Obsession With You!
Est 12 min
Slice (haw haw) of life, bakadere yandere, hanging out together, Freudian slips
🎬Upcoming Main Channel Audios...🎬
Kraken Claims You
January 23
Est 18-25 min
Fantasy, monster girl speaker, light yandere elements
Original commission from a Patron request!
Thumbnail is a placeholder, may be updated!
First Date With a Shy Sheep Girl
January 30
Est 15-20 min
Urban fantasy, monster girl speaker, monster listener
Original sequel commission to Shy Sheep Girl Has a Crush on You!
Rat Girl Janitor Wants to Be the Big Cheese!
February 6
Est 35-45 min
Urban fantasy, monster girl speaker
Original series commission follow-up to Rat Girl Janitor Demands Your Garbage!
Gentle Yandere Superhero Best Friend Wants to Keep You...Forever
February 13
Est 20-25 min
Urban fantasy, superhero
Original sequel commission to Gentle Yandere Superhero Best Friend is Obsessed With You
Commissioned Original Script Sneak Peeks...
I already talked about some of these in brief, but now I have some thumbnails to show off! These original scripts are paid for, finished, polished and all ready to go. I just have to start production!
💖 Patron Requests 💖
You Accidentally Buy a Transformer Transforming Car?!
TBA
Est 45-60 min
Sci-fi, Transformers inspired
A science fantasy series...
TBA
Est 60+ min
Sci-fi/fantasy, Star Wars inspired
🗡️ Silly Original Velvet Ideas 🗡️
Lioness x Gladiator Listener
TBA
Est 45-60 min
Historical Fantasy
ELEVATOR PITCH: Listener has been captured and sentenced to fight for an audience's amusement. A Lioness is Listener's ally...for now.
Gorgon x Blind Listener
TBA
Est 30-45 min
Historical Fantasy
ELEVATOR PITCH: A gorgon finds an injured human listener who has been blinded and gradually nurses them back to health.
Seven Minutes...IN HELL?!
TBA
Est 25-40 min
Sci fi, horror
ELEVATOR PITCH: A standard ASMR plot device goes wrong! Or very right? IN SPACE, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SMOOCH!
And so, SO much more!
Other Behind the Scenes Stuff...
I've intentionally budgeted for several original script commission slots every month this year, and engaged a bunch of amazing writers we all know and love.
As 2026 wear on, I'll continually reassess how much space I have in the schedule for original stuff and if I have to trim the budget anywhere. (Gotta allow for sudden equipment failure and other unexpected channel expenses, after all!)
There are a LOT of full length original series scripts cooking right now, most of which will clock in at 45-60 minutes when complete. I think I'll be focusing on commissioning a few more one-shots for a bit, just to round out the schedule.
As for those long series, I'm still deciding if I want to space out shorter episodic releases or continue doing long audios in one go, and trying to figure out how to maintain heftier, regular production work without burning out. Last year was messy and, while 2025's disasters were -- again -- mostly outside my control, I want to avoid a replay of that this year.
Alright, that about wraps it up for me right now! I'll be back before you know it!
xoxo,
Vel
Comments
Emanuel
Long time fan first time caller. Wow I just joined yesterday. good timeing on my part because this this year sounds fantastic! Good luck!
Vanilla Velvet Audio
re: original scripts: We'll see! I'd love to return to writing my own stuff if I can make time for that. For now I'm focusing on production and regular releases.
Vanilla Velvet Audio
Don't worry, I plan to pace myself this year! I can't speak for the rat in my chef's hat, though... 🐀👨🍳🇫🇷🍲🔥
Vanilla Velvet Audio
As far as I know, Yan-con doesn't take commissions or generally do sequels, so a follow-up to that is likely out of the question. I can ask, though! If I remember to... ^^;
Joseph Brown
Sounds good Vel! Hope this year works out better for you. Maybe a sequel to our yandere guardian angel in the future?
GOCkickbacks
So much amazing stuff from Vel in the future. Looking forwards to it all ♥️
Aggie
I'm really looking forward to hearing these! Also, "in space, no one can hear you smooch" is the best teaser line I've seen since... ever, maybe!
ChaplainBald
The buffet sound awesome. Cheff Velvet, don't over work yourself while you're cooking for us. Hoping that 2026 will treat you better than 2025 did ✌️
Papa_Frank
It all looks amazing :D
Michael
Seems like 2026 is really shaping up to be the year of Velvet! Very very excited! You've been very busy planning a multitude of stuff for the channel and it's more than apparent how proud you are of what you do, how much you love what you do, and how much you want to make content you CAN be proud of (which you SHOULD be)! It's also nice to hear you talking about different ways to create and upload content to help you combat burnout, i hope you figure out a schedule that works for you! Also a virtual office tour would be really cool to see! Also, do you have any plans for making your own scripts this year, preexisting or new? If possible I'd really like to see a sequel to the stranded tsundere pilot script, but either way, I'm excited for this year, and I will watch, probably whatever you put out! I really like these update posts since they really put into perspective the sheer amount of work you do, i wish I could still see them after the free gifted membership expires since I don't have a job at the moment (I'm trying bro 😭😭) but it's cool, I'll be back as soon as I can! Thank you so so so very much for all your hard work, always remember, we love you (platonically, since we don't know you) and appreciate you and all the hard work you do for us! Thank you once again, don't forget to take care of yourself as best as possible Vel! 🧡🖤✨
Zenpai
2026 is really shaping up to be THE year! Keep up the hard work, we all appreciate your dedication to the craft! Mahalo Ms. Velvet! 🤙🏼
Yuri Oni
Looks like we have A LOT to look forward to. 2026 is seeming to be something VERY enticing indeed
The Punkin King
Holy Cupcakes! There is a lot of delicious audios in the piping! 🧁 You certainly have been a busy bee, Vel 🐝🍯 Thank you so much for going the extra mile to make these stories magical for us. Ah, I see you decided on the thumbnail for the Kraken! Good choice! 🦑 This 2026 is going to be the best year yet with you! ✨🤍✨
