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Cabin Comfort
🕑 Added 2022-02-08 19:39:52 +0000 UTCThank you for flying NimbleAir!
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Hi y'all!
Here's a new set! I was traveling on some long flights recently and I thought of this when I saw the special seats next to the emergency doors where the flight attendance has to ask if the person sitting there is ready to assist people in case of emergency. That's where this derived from ;)
Hope y'all are doing well, safe and healthy!
Thank you as always for your awesome support!
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here's the texts:
Cabin Comfort
Emergency Sexual Service Submissive Seat or ES3 seat is a special seat implemented recently in a few specialized airlines to handle emergency cases of HASAA. A person sitting in this special seat is required to perform special services to a passenger in need.
The cabin crew will inform the person sitting in the seat before the take-off of the requirement and ask if the passenger can perform the task, if not, they can change the seats.
High Altitude Hypersexual Anxiety Attack or HAHAA is a medical disorder where one becomes aggressively hypersexual caused by being in a high altitude flight for a long time. Symptoms include a surge of overwhelming panic, feeling of losing control, increased and uncontrollably libido, increased blood flow to the genital which causes a prolonged erection. If not taken care of, the symptoms can become disruptive and violent especially in a close, confined space. The disorder can be addressed and treated by providing rigorous sexual service in any nature. Health officials encourage the use of well-practiced oral sex to quickly lessen the onset HAHAA symptoms as soon as possible. Other sexual acts can also be used to ensure the treatment. In case of a lack of a well-trained sexual service provider, the use of an automatic guidance system such as the ES3 kit on a volunteer is recommended.
In case of an emergency HAHAA in a passenger during the flight, the cabin crew will assist the passenger assigned in the ES3 seat into the ES3 kit stored underneath the seat.
The Kit consisted of restraining and sensory deprivation gears, an oral gag, guiding vibrator/electrode units connected to the automatic system, and a high potent aphrodisiac.
The aphrodisiac induces hypersexuality and turns the area of application hypersensitive. Apply to the ES3's erogenous zones and mouth or tongue.
From this point on, The passenger in the ES3 seat will be identified as the ES3 and temporarily become a property of the airline under the flight crew's administration until the emergency is resolved.
During the ES3's operation, the automatic guidance system in the ES3 kit will direct the ES3 to comfort and service the passenger with HAHAA to reduce the symptoms. This may require up to 15 minutes of rapid training in order to achieve an optimal service ES3.
The vibrator/ electrode combo units will stimulate the ES3 according to the system guidance's audio cues. A well-performed service following the instructions will send a pleasurable vibration to the ES3's hypersensitive erogenous areas. While a failure to follow the instructions properly will send an electric shock to discourage further mistakes.
With the system's continuously training loop, the ES3 will become an expert at sexual services in a short time.
The ES3 is required to stay with and service the passenger until the passenger and cabin crew determine that the situation is resolved. This can take up the entire flight including the possible connecting flight(s).
Comments
NimbleTail
She got extra frequent flyer miles^^
ichbendunicht
well, has it any benefits for the "volunteer", if she gets chosen for the "emergency"? it is a bit harsh if she wanted to land on point b for vacation, and then is forced to fly til point c!:/
NimbleTail
She gained a fun skill that open up new opportunities^^ as for the airline, theres always more es3 seats to fill ;)
Thats a intersting service. Whats happend after the ES3 is returned. Now it is trained and has expirience. Its would be a pity to let her go.
