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Discussion - If you could have one night with a fictional character from any book/movie/game… who and why?
🕑 Added 2025-07-21 23:01:02 +0000 UTCYou’ve got one night.
No consequences.
No awkward brunch the next morning as he goes to the coffee maker in his badly fitting robe.
Just you and one fictional character of your choosing.
Book. Movie. Game. Cartoon. Audiobook.
Anime demon with glowing eyes and centuries of emotional damage. They can like...totally get it.
So… who is it?
Who’s the fictional character you’d spend a night with and why them?
(And don’t say “for the plot.” We all know what plot you’re talking about.)
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Jaymi Curley
Jeff Goldblum any way, but especially as his character from Earth Girls Are Easy... That man lit the fuse on my puberty! 🤣
Megan
Goodness, I hope you're ready for a list lol! 😅 I wholeheartedly second Gary Oldman's Dracula, Gomez Addams (specifically Raul Julia's interpretation), & Westley from The Princess Bride, however I'd like to add Inigo Montoya to the list as well. Additionally, I'd add Killian Jones/Captain Hook, Jefferson/The Mad Hatter, & Mr. Gold/Rumplestiltskin all of whom are from Once Upon A Time. There's Loki, Bucky Barnes, Wolverine, Gambit, & Steve Rogers all from the Marvel universe, either the film or comic versions since I'm a fan of both. Percy & Vax from The Legend of Vox Machina, as well as Caleb Widogast from The Mighty Nein campaign of Critical Role's cannon of campaigns. Then there's Gabriel Van Helsing, Velkan, & Dracula all from the early 2000s Van Helsing film. Add to that Richard Cypher from The Legend of the Seeker series, Dyson Thornwood from the Lost Girl series, Aramis from the BBC Musketeers series, & Cesare Borgia from either TV series made about that family (because both actors who portrayed him in those respective series did wonderful jobs, I'm just blanking on their actual names right now!) and you end up with a widely varied & niche list of men!!
LS
Garrus Vakarian from the Mass Effect Trilogy. If you've played the games you would know he's just about the greatest bestfriend/boyfriend/husband. The man is goofy, dorky, respects the fuck out of you and wants to be your greatest pillar of strength in a series where you're basically throwing hands with deep space cybernetic Eldritch abominations straight out of HP Lovecraft.
Angelic_Onyx
Azriel because hello! Shadow daddy. If you’ve read the books I don’t need to say anything else. That man deserves love and I just know he’d be out of this world in bed and a gentleman lmao. But also Mr Robinson because again hello! That man’s voice and I just know it would be unforgettable.
Kohaku
Late reply... But obviously it would Sylus from Love and Deepspace. I love this character so much. By pass, he is a leader of an underground organisation(totally illegal in every aspect) but the way he treated the main character... Yup, sign me up for that opportunity. I'll be stuck with him like a Gorilla glue.
Sharae
Wrath or V from BDB (books not TV)
Melody Addams
Michael Keaton's Batman and Gary Oldman's Dracula 🤤🥵
yara
rhys “crawl to me” Larsen
Valencia Like the Orange
Hae Jo from Mr. Plankton. I cannot stand his character, like who he is as a person, but he's so fine and so charismatic and his voice is dreamy. Plus I've always wanted a frenemies type hook up, so 🤷🏽♀️
